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Episode 25.83: Mad Mission 3 (Our Man From Bond Street) Feb 08, 2022

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Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies.
Now, the anti point here is that uuuuuuh it's fucking impossible to find a non-illegal link to watch this movie because modern movie distribution companies are just that, companies. And someone in a fucking boardroom has made the decision that preserving movies like this simply isn't worth it. So here's a podcast episode about a reasonably ok movie, largely to make a wider point about movie preservation.

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Episode 25.66: Planes 2 Feb 01, 2022

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Sorry, fixed the audio now. Well, it's finally happened. The Fearless and Unstoppable Abigail Thorn has been waylaid to a permanent end by a blonde secret agent called some shit like Samantha Strapon while trying to infiltrate a diamond smuggling ring.
To keep our spirits up in this trying time, we have gone back to that most precious to us, the Cars cinematic universe.
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Episode 25.5: Q&A 4 [TEASER] Jan 25, 2022

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Well, it's that time again. It's been ten whole free episodes, which is roughly twenty weeks, since our last Patron Q&A. Let's settle in, get a little parasocial, and find out which animals each host thinks they could take in a fight, or which Bond film would make for the best Muppets adaptation.
This episode features Abi stating that she could bodyslam a deer, and Devon saying "I could win in a fight against all birds and most fish"

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Episode 25: Quantum of Solace Jan 18, 2022

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Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie.
We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'the character Sharkey from the movie License to Kill', and now I have to deal with a whole other wave of pain.

Also we invent the alternate universe Even Older Moore Bond film Moonpussy, so there's that.

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Episode 24.5: Spy Kids 3 Jan 11, 2022

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So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too?
What we forgot is that putting the two together completes one of the funniest and most powerful chaos runes known to mankind.

Find Demi at
https://twitter.com/DemiLardner
and her stream at
https://www.twitch.tv/demilardner

And you can also find Tom at
https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and his stream at
https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

And if thats not enough you can find their pod cast by just googling "BigSoftTitty.png" ok.
Safesearch off. Hit 'im feeling lucky' too

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Episode 24: Casino Royale (2006) Jan 04, 2022

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What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, of course!

And there's only one man who can possibly infiltrate the game and stop him (Due to, and im not kidding here, the reasoning 'someone said you're the best at poker at the office').... James Bond.
It's another reboot, it's another guy, it's another Casino Royale!

And as a result of calling this guest spot literally a full year in advance- joining the boys is the one and only Phoebe Roy!

Find Phoebe at
https://twitter.com/prhroy

And listen to 10K Posts at
https://twitter.com/10kpostspod

AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at
https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

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Episode 23.5: Stormbreaker Dec 28, 2021

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It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz.
A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what da heck is going on- while avoiding the worst jellyfish model this earth has ever known.
And to help them with this task, they've got the irreplaceable Phoebe Roy!

Find Phoebe at
https://twitter.com/prhroy

And listen to 10K Posts at
https://twitter.com/10kpostspod

AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at
https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/60192768
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

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Episode 23.25: Penguins of Madagascar Dec 25, 2021

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Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this. A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible ones that listeners could use, but we decided to call this milestone and let you, the noble and loyal hogs, pick a movie, any movie, and we would review it. After over 400 replies, I picked the 12 highest voted and put them in 4 polls, the winners of which faced off in a final poll to determine that the winner would be.... the 2014 animated movie Penguins of Madagascar.
Yeah alright.

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

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Episode 23: Casino Royale Dec 21, 2021

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It's time- since day one people have been waiting in the wings for us to finally get to Casino Royale! Accept absolutely no fucking substitutes babey!!!

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Episode 22.5: Mamma Mia Here We Go Again [TEASER] Dec 14, 2021

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Okay look, I know what you're thinking. Why is the James Bond podcast reviewing the sequel to the classic Jukebox musical Mamma Mia? The answer to this is largely because Alice and I are in constant competition to think of the most spurious possible link as an excuse to do an episode.

Check this one out: It has got Pierce Brosnan in it. Thank you

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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