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Episode 30.5: KJB Q&A 5 [TEASER] Apr 19, 2022

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Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like!

This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was"

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Episode 30: No Time To Die (KJB Live from Streatham) Apr 13, 2022

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We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event.

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Episode 29.5: Shoot Em Up Apr 05, 2022

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This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think.
It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy.
Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum.

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Episode 29: The Bourne Supremacy Mar 29, 2022

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Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you

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Episode 28.5- Police Story Mar 22, 2022

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Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story!

After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect the star witness from retribution- and hijinks ensue.

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Episode 28: The Bourne Identity Mar 15, 2022

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So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne.

The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,

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Episode 27.5: The Foreigner Mar 08, 2022

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Alright, maybe The Tuxedo wasn't a fair movie to introduce Jackie Chan with, so here's a frankly great movie starring him and punished Pierce Brosnan- The Foreigner! A nung chinese veteran loses everything in a resurgent IRA bombing, so goes absolutely ape shit tracking down the CEO of the IRA - Gerry Adams!

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Episode 27: Spectre Mar 01, 2022

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He's here.... the author of all yapayn. Tfw you're the author of all yapayn. Lets get some pogs going in chat
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Episode 26.5: The Tuxedo [TEASER] Feb 22, 2022

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Alright this one fucking sucked. This movie is genuinely the most misogynistic movie I have ever seen, and I'm saying that as someone who has JUST watched every Bond movie in order.
Jackie Chan wanted to meet stephen spielberg so he agreed to do this movie about a cabbie who becomes a chauffeur to James Bond (Real), then inherits his super powered tuxedo when things get sticky. Next bonus we're gonna watch a better Jackie Chan movie to do him a little less dirty.
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Episode 26: Skyfall Feb 15, 2022

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We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube!

Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone.

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