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In the Drunk Tank Episode 42 Feb 14, 2023

Love is in the air! It's the "My funny valentine" episode. Join in the Love, Laughs, and Hilarity of the Drunk Tank's first ever Valentine's day episode. This love and murder filled episode stars Bret and Larry's BFF's Tom and Chris revealing how the guys met and their ideas for the perfect date. Bret gets hilariously outraged when his uncanny resemblance to the Simpsons Police Chief Wiggum is revealed in our version of The Newlywed Game. Secrets are revealed such as the naughty name of the first restaurant Chris and Bret ate at and the winning pick up line Larry used on Tom. Find out why Larry is saddened after being DM'd by "Faye Dunaway". Do not miss this once in a lifetime heartfelt episode.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 41 Jan 27, 2023

"R" rating for this episode. Joey Covino from Amazing Race returns to the Drunk Tank to make a major announcement which turns this episode into a "Drunk Tank Exclusive". Not for the kids!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 40 Dec 09, 2022

Bret and Larry welcome Trish Hagerty from Survivor season 28 Cagayan back into the Drunk Tank to talk about her new show Snake in the Grass on NBC.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 39 Nov 17, 2022

The Moose is on the juice in this episode that wraps up Bret and Larry's summer shenanigans in PTOWN. Find out who the Moose is and what's in his juice in this very episode! The boys reminisce about Larry's jilted would be romantic liaison in Ireland and Bret's birthday suit dip in Larry's Buzzard Bay pond. Get all the juicy details in this episode of In the Drunk Tank!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 38 Sep 30, 2022

Dern is Back!! Need I say more? Paulie helps to keep him on track.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 37 Jun 10, 2022

Fan favorite Big Paulie returns to the Tank to reminisce about hanging with Bret and Larry at past Pride Events.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 36 May 26, 2022

Bret and Larry start this one off by talking about the Johnny Depp Trial. Then, YouTuber and Tik Tok star StanChris drops into the Tank to help the guys with their social media, telling his coming out stories, and introduces them to thirst traps. This is a fun episode not to be missed!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 35 May 04, 2022

Bret and Larry are back! In this episode they talk about Larry's big trip across America stopping at Mt. Vernon, Monticello, and Dollywood all with Scarlett leaving a trail of "Grumpy's" across the nation!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 34 Dec 24, 2021

Merry Christmas! Larry tells all about his "Rocking" Christmas and Bret recalls a very successful whale watch down the Cape. Grab some spiked eggnog and enjoy this holiday treat from In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry! Happy Holidays and we will see you next year!!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 33 Dec 09, 2021

Bret and Larry drag fellow Bostonian and once Mayoral candidate Peggy Davis Mullen into the Drunk Tank to dish about her years in Boston politics. Peggy fills Bret in on some of the shenanigans she and Larry used to get into back in the day when Peggy was in politics as well as the famed Sundance Film Festival. Peggy and Larry recall meeting then Senator Ted Kennedy at Pegs birthday dinner AND Ethel Kennedy in a chance encounter in Utah of all places. Be sure to check out this episode loaded with stories only Bostonians could tell!!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 32 Nov 24, 2021

The Thanksgiving Episode. Bret and Larry celebrate Thanksgiving in the Drunk Tank with local turkey Joe Covino. Pour a glass of wine after your turkey dinner and relax with this fun episode of In The Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry!!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 31 Nov 05, 2021

Charlie Jamieson Bret and Larry welcome Charlie Jamieson a good friend, drinking buddy, and the talented leader of the Charlie Jamieson Trio Jazz Band. Charlie is a well known and beloved bon Vivant and raconteur who regales the boys with behind the scenes stories from his musical career. From his days in the US Navy Band playing for Presidents to his gigs in Juke Joints and Church choir lofts Charlie and the boys drink and laugh through another hilarious (and sometimes NSFW) fun filled episode. Tune in to hear which US Senator all 3 of the guys coincidentally met, which giant of the wrestling world Charlie knocked back beers with and which raven haired Hollywood actress gave Charlie the cold shoulder!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 30 Oct 22, 2021

Larry and Bret invite Amazing Race finalist and friend Joey Covino back into the Drunk Tank. Grab a drink and buckle up before listening cause its always a bumpy ride when Joey is on.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 29 Oct 08, 2021

The boys take it easy after their big Interview with Robert Wahlberg. They talk about Larry's big trip West in a Lamborghini with Bret, Harry, a dog, and a chicken. Bret returns to a movie theatre for the first time since Covid.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 28 Sep 23, 2021

Bret and Larry are wicked excited to invite famed local Boston Actor Bob Wahlberg into the Drunk Tank! (Yes one of those Wahlbergs) Bob regales us with stories and anecdotes from his many years in the entertainment industry. You'll want to tune in to get the inside scoop on family secrets, the marriage advice he gave to a famous celebrity, his first time “working” with Jack Nicholson, and other true tales from Tinseltown to Beantown. The boys left an open invitation for Bob to return to the Tank, if and ONLY, when his gorgeous wife Gina can accompany him. This is a DO NOT MISS episode!!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 27 Sep 09, 2021

Bret gets a late start on this episode due to Larry bumping into an old friend in Cape Cod traffic which turned into an episode of day drinking. The boys explain how they escaped the now infamous July 4th, 2021 Provincetown, Massachusetts Covid super spreader event. Listen in to hear which member of a popular 90's boy band was also in town but went unnoticed by fans because Bret was catching all the attention! Bret and Larry invite themselves back to Jon and Ritchies place for a nightcap and end up NOT stealing anything from their beautiful home. An amazing Boston based celebrity is announced as a guest! So pull up a stool and grab a couple of cold ones for another episode of In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 26 Jun 16, 2021

The Sunday Episode.

Dolly Parton opens our special tribute and remembrance to our good friend and fellow Survivor Sunday Burquest. Rest in Peace and God bless, we miss you. (1971-2021)

In the Drunk Tank Episode 25 May 07, 2021

Bret becomes the new spokesman for Fox and Robin modeling their new clothing line for Larry's amusement. Larry learns why cruises and OUI checkpoints are such a DRAG.... and then makes a new friend at the Deli counter of Gelsen's supermarket in San Diego. The boys also talk ragtime as they sip on an array of alcohol delivered by Drizzly paid for by their old friend Gary at Road[plates. Larry was not available to write the description for this episode which is why its lacking its normal flair. I assure you the episode is not however.....

In the Drunk Tank Episode 24 Apr 08, 2021

The Hoppy Easter Edition. Bret and Larry knock back the last of the beers while waiting for a booze delivery from the Easter Bunny himself A.K.A. Gary from Roadplates.com. Bret is excited to finally be fully vaccinated and updates us on his recent vacation trip to Nic and Vic's Orlando wedding where he scored some fabulous swag for Larry. Bret's Nashville trip is almost ruined by Joey Covino's budget minded Air BnB choice. Speaking of Nashville......Larry fills us in on his friend Mary Frances' tour of the South in the "Golden Turd" and her trip to the dildo motel. The episode literally ends on a high note, in the form of a personal birthday wish to Larry from none other than the amazing Betty Buckley! SO crack open a beer and some Easter candy and enjoy episode 24.

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 23 Feb 11, 2021

It's the long, long, long, long episode that never ends. Tipping the scales at over 2 hours! You'll need to pour yourself a tall one and settle in for this epic 23rd episode of In the Drunk Tank. This one starts out sober enough but quickly devolves into the usual drunken hijinx. "Cousin Steve" makes his long, long, long, long overdue debut in the Tank, and his future role in the show is revealed. Larry and Steve drag a few family skeletons out of the closet and Steve dishes on his date with the stunning long dead actress Lee Remick. This episode finally answers the age old question "What's it all about?" At long last, Bret is tricked into revealing what everyone knew all along, that he is a fan of Broadway showtunes. A long, long, long, long discussion ensues about the 1960's film gem Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Steve's calming effect on Bret and Larry's drunken ramblings is felt throughout this raucous episode. The episode finally ends with Steve's story of the also stunning also long dead Nookie Green. Sorry for the long, long, long, long description.

So long......for now.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 22 Nov 24, 2020

The boys take the show on the road again and broadcast from Bret's beach shack in PTOWN. With Thanksgiving right around the corner this episode is one big shout-out to the many loyal followers of In the Drunk Tank...A.K.A. "The Tankers." Bret and Larry answer several calls to the HOOT line and read a couple of 5 star reviews left on itunes, leaving the boys thankful for all of the fans input. The sordid tale of "Choo Choo Charlie is a revealing true crime tale thrown in just in case this episode was too PG rated. Thanks again to all the faithful TANKERS!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 21 Nov 06, 2020

The empties really pile up in this episode of In the Drunk Tank. In giddy anticipation of the first ever - Celebrity visitor to actually venture into the Drunk Tank, the boys do some pre-gaming to near disastrous results.

The episode is saved by the talent and professionalism of the celebrity guest himself. Enter- Mr. Michael Devine, a recently retired NYPD Sergeant and star of HBO's current hit series The Undoing, costarring Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant, and Donald Sutherland.

Michael overcomes the challenges of dealing with the two drunken podcast hosts to regale us with stories from his career as a NYPD cop and his experiences on the set of The Undoing. Much is revealed in this raucous episode including some on point questions for Mike from "The Neighbors."

Stay till the end where Bret and Larry ambush Mike with a blast from his past- A surprise visit from "Sketchy the Clown."

In the Drunk Tank Episode 20 Oct 05, 2020

The boys are finally back at it. After a brief summer hiatus the Drunk Tank is again open for business. Bret is knocking back his new favorite fall beer while Larry downs the Bud Lights as they both bask in the glow of Larry's Christmas present from Tom, which was flown in from Wuhan China. No joke. Bret has been busy outside the Tank filming spots for MTV and a healthcare commercial. He reluctantly gives us the details. Bret offers Larry a discount on his Cameo account and reveals that Larry's friends are talking out of school about his antics from long ago. Grab yourself a cocktail and jump back on the Drunk Tank train!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 19 May 07, 2020

Bret and Larry remain 6 feet apart and holed up in the Drunk Tank weathering the pandemic. In this episode they are joined by their mutual friend, the self titled "Goombah Paulie." Paulie has enjoyed and endured many trips with the boys and enters into the Drunk Tank to give his take on traveling at home and aboard together. Paulie is amazed to learn that this episodes surprise guest in not only a bonafide Mega Star but also his old pal Carson Kressley!! Carson takes a break from the Fab life at his horse ranch in Pennsylvania and filming Ru Paul's Drag Race to call into the Drunk Tank to chit chat and dish about his fabulous life and friendship with all the guys in the tank. Bret and Carson both gush over having bonded with Cher. Larry gets the back story behind Carson's amazing personalized gift from Cher, while Paulie tells how he first met Carson and takes a stab at Moral Dilemma. This is a not to be missed episode we know you will get a laugh from. Enjoy and stay safe.!!

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 Apr 16, 2020

They're drunk again! After an update on the current season of CBS's Survivor Bret and Larry answer multiple calls to their Call the Cops hotline. (617-910-HOOT) Larry is punked by Bret and a cohort who bust on Larry for his rusting "car collection." Larry then bores Bret with his tangential deconstruction of The Match Game from '74 and the shows connection to Cape Cod. Keep the hand sanitizer nearby because another round of the game Moral Dilemma gets....icky!! Prepare yourself a cocktail, settle in, and prepare to kill and hour and twenty minutes of tomfoolery!

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 Apr 16, 2020

They're drunk again! After an update of the current season of Survivor, Bret and Larry answer multiple calls to their Call the Cops hotline (617-910-HOOT) Larry is punked by Bret and a cohort who bust on Larry for his rusting "car collection." Larry bores Bret with his tangential deconstruction of The Match Game 1974 and the show's connection to cape cod. Keep the hand sanitizer nearby because another round of the game Moral Dilemma gets ...icky!! So make yourself a cocktail, get comfortable, and prepare to kill an hour and twenty minutes of tomfoolery!

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 17 Mar 30, 2020

The Quarantine episode. For the one year anniversary episode of In the The Drunk Tank the guys practice their social distancing within the tank and detail the Saint Patrick's day episode that never was. A plan to show up at listeners houses is hatched amid the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020. Bret describes his Aubergine smoking jacket and reveals why his hand is often in Larry's meat drawer. After fashion tips from Carson Kressley the episode ends with details of the time when Bret embarrassed Larry right in front of Betty Buckley at Joe's Pub in NYC. Stay safe, stay home, and enjoy this episode!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 16 Feb 11, 2020

Belly up to the bar and listen in as Bret and Larry go it alone in the Drunk Tank where the booze is flowing and the "F" bombs are flying as the two return from extended trips abroad. After a few too many Tito's and Soda's, Bret falsely accuses Larry of larceny at the Von Trapp Family Lodge in Stowe Vermont. (Defamation lawsuit to follow) Then its Rub a Dub Dub as Bret gives tips on making unwanted new friends in a recent hot tub soak, but then bails himself out by dining at Manhattan's famed NOBU RESTAURANT WITH (a friend who met) NICOLE KIDMAN! Larry rambles on, boring Bret to tears about taking a trip down a rabbit hole at 3 am with long dead Boston born Broadway Diva Dorothy Louden. Larry's singing is awful as usual. This show crashes to an end as they play a raunchy round of "Moral Dilemma." Cover the kids and dogs ears for this one and enjoy!!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 15 Dec 24, 2019

The Christmas Episode! Enjoy the Holidays with Larry, Bret, Dern, and Friends. The guys hold a holiday open house in the Drunk Tank and many friends and neighbors stop by to help spread holiday cheer. From all of us here in the Drunk Tank please have a safe and happy holiday season!!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 14 Nov 18, 2019

Bret, Larry, along with special guest and two time Survivor contestant Zeke Smith journey down to Provincetown Massachusetts for their first ever Spooky Bear Halloween weekend. Booze, costumes, and more booze make this a fun filled weekend that can not be missed. Bret's friend (and Larry's) Jipper (Or maybe its Chipper??) stops by and adds his two cents. Not really sure what this one's about, but it was fun as usual.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 13 Oct 02, 2019

Bret and Larry talk with Rick Devens, castaway from Survivor Extinction Island season 38. Rick is fun, witty and energetic so even if you are not a survivor fan this interview will be a lot of fun to listen to.

In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 12 Sep 18, 2019

Episode 12. AKA The 18th Amendment episode. Both the boys are nursing hangovers and, in a Drunk tank first, they refrain from drinking while answering several of the callers questions. But no worries as Larry is still flying high from nabbing the last "Hello Dolly!" poster in Boston and eager to avoid discussing Bret's run in with a famous Broadway diva, he dives right into questions from Drunk Tank listeners! The guys describe really bad first dates with clergy members and women, to close calls at work. One caller asks for coming out advice and for once Bret and Larry give a "Straight" answer. So unlike the boys, crack open a cold one and enjoy this sobering episode.

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 11 Aug 29, 2019

Bret and Larry interview Trish Hegarty from Survivor Cagayon season 28....and let me tell you Trish dishes the dirt from the season! Not as long as the last two podcasts but just as enjoyable as Trish is hilarious.

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 10 Aug 14, 2019

The BIG TEN INCH EPISODE! Now that the guys have surpassed TEN thousand downloads they invite TEN guests into the tank for Episode TEN. Whether calling in from Oklahoma, the West coast, Detroit, or imbibing in the Tank in person this batch of drunken friends, celebrity’s, and regulars do not disappoint! Survivor and Amazing Race alums Trish Hegarty and Joe Covino make the trek to be in person in the tank and Zeke Smith chimes in from LA to take the blame for creating The Drunk Tank! Other surprise guests join in as well. Fasten your seatbelts as Bret and Larry attempt to reign in the drunken hi-jinx and Dern in their longest episode yet! Hiccup.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 9 Jul 26, 2019

The "Road show edition" take two! Back at Larry's hideaway tucked away along the shores of beautiful Buzzards Bay, the boys continue their conversation about nothing touching on important topics such as trips, high speed Uber, and Larry's attendance at both a Diana Ross and a Linda Eder concert, the latter ending in Larry's hilarious walk of shame through a Connecticut casino floor. Bret is introduced to his new BEST FRIEND sailor Jerry while listening to messages from fans. This ride is long...but fun and worth it!!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 8 Jul 13, 2019

The "Road Show Edition"

The guys take the show on the road and tape from Larry's knick-knack filled kitchen in steamy Buzzards Bay Massachusetts. Larry's neighbor Bubba takes a break from drywalling and drops into the Tank and before long the guys are off and running on a rambling booze fueled cross country trek of stories from Oklahoma to Dallas, Ptown, and even Tijuana. Bret fills us in on the Amazing Race finale party in Texas and Larry gives his unique take on the history of the Provincetown monument. This fast paced episode goes everywhere and….nowhere at the same time! Enjoy

In the Drunk Tank Episode 7 Jun 19, 2019

He's back! Boston's favorite pain in the ass Dern Gallwrap is back imbibing in the tank and up to no good as usual. Dern uses big words like "fracas" and "whereabouts" while detailing his recent arrest. Dern reveals a few of Larry's nicknames and distracts Bret to no end. Bret gets the team back on track and ***Spoiler Alert***gives us the news about Amazing Race. Bret blames the icy waters of the Adriatic Sea for team Bromance's ignominious end in Croatia. In a game of "Where are you?" the boys relive where they were during OJ's famous Bronco chase. Bret almost meets Howard Stern and Michael J. Fox in NYC and Larry almost gets into the sheets with Barry White.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 6 May 31, 2019

Episode Six: BIGGER and LONGER. Bret and Chris conquer their inner demons from Dubai to Uganda and are still racing strong! Bret turns the Ginger Giant (Chris) into his own personal bellhop in hopes to avoid a last place finish in Switzerland. Larry hosts a special guest from out of state to make it the second three way to go down in the Drunk Tank. Revisiting a harrowing drive through a deadly Vermont blizzard, Larry seamlessly transitions to his introduction to the NYC stand up comedy scene. The story comes full circle when Larry attends Bret's killer first stand up gig in Cambridge Massachusetts.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 5 May 13, 2019

Bret and Larry review episodes 3 and 4 of Amazing Race, Cher, Harry Carey vs. Will Ferrel, and respnd to listeners.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 4 Apr 20, 2019

The guys talk about Bret's first episode on Amazing Race and the blue elephant in the room. Also they discuss Bret's trip to NYC for the Reality Takeover fundraiser event, which reminds Larry of a trip he and Bret took to the big apple several years earlier where the two visited a famous chicken restaurant.

In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Episode 3 Apr 04, 2019

Well it's our 3rd episode and our first 3 way in the Drunk Tank. We invite a prominent Bostonian into the bar as our first official guest.... and let me tell you... hijinks ensue!! Also Larry meets and old friend at a funeral. (You might not want the kids in the car for this one!!)

In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 2 Mar 22, 2019

Welcome to episode two. The boys are at it again and all over the map. Tonight in the Drunk Tank they bounce from Ancient Aliens, Area 51 to the Voyager space craft. They drop by the oldest house in Provincetown and they finish up on their latest cruise vacation together. Cheers!

In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 1 Mar 16, 2019

Pull up a stool! Belly up to the bar! Bret and Larry talk about everything under the sun including how and where they met, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, Boston, travel, vacations, and Elephantiasis. If you like to laugh you SHOULD love this podcast.

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