In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry podcast

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In the Drunk Tank Episode 24 Apr 08, 2021

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The Hoppy Easter Edition. Bret and Larry knock back the last of the beers while waiting for a booze delivery from the Easter Bunny himself A.K.A. Gary from Roadplates.com. Bret is excited to finally be fully vaccinated and updates us on his recent vacation trip to Nic and Vic's Orlando wedding where he scored some fabulous swag for Larry. Bret's Nashville trip is almost ruined by Joey Covino's budget minded Air BnB choice. Speaking of Nashville......Larry fills us in on his friend Mary Frances' tour of the South in the "Golden Turd" and her trip to the dildo motel. The episode literally ends on a high note, in the form of a personal birthday wish to Larry from none other than the amazing Betty Buckley! SO crack open a beer and some Easter candy and enjoy episode 24.

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 23 Feb 11, 2021

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It's the long, long, long, long episode that never ends. Tipping the scales at over 2 hours! You'll need to pour yourself a tall one and settle in for this epic 23rd episode of In the Drunk Tank. This one starts out sober enough but quickly devolves into the usual drunken hijinx. "Cousin Steve" makes his long, long, long, long overdue debut in the Tank, and his future role in the show is revealed. Larry and Steve drag a few family skeletons out of the closet and Steve dishes on his date with the stunning long dead actress Lee Remick. This episode finally answers the age old question "What's it all about?" At long last, Bret is tricked into revealing what everyone knew all along, that he is a fan of Broadway showtunes. A long, long, long, long discussion ensues about the 1960's film gem Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Steve's calming effect on Bret and Larry's drunken ramblings is felt throughout this raucous episode. The episode finally ends with Steve's story of the also stunning also long dead Nookie Green. Sorry for the long, long, long, long description.

So long......for now.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 22 Nov 24, 2020

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The boys take the show on the road again and broadcast from Bret's beach shack in PTOWN. With Thanksgiving right around the corner this episode is one big shout-out to the many loyal followers of In the Drunk Tank...A.K.A. "The Tankers." Bret and Larry answer several calls to the HOOT line and read a couple of 5 star reviews left on itunes, leaving the boys thankful for all of the fans input. The sordid tale of "Choo Choo Charlie is a revealing true crime tale thrown in just in case this episode was too PG rated. Thanks again to all the faithful TANKERS!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 21 Nov 06, 2020

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The empties really pile up in this episode of In the Drunk Tank. In giddy anticipation of the first ever - Celebrity visitor to actually venture into the Drunk Tank, the boys do some pre-gaming to near disastrous results.

The episode is saved by the talent and professionalism of the celebrity guest himself. Enter- Mr. Michael Devine, a recently retired NYPD Sergeant and star of HBO's current hit series The Undoing, costarring Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant, and Donald Sutherland.

Michael overcomes the challenges of dealing with the two drunken podcast hosts to regale us with stories from his career as a NYPD cop and his experiences on the set of The Undoing. Much is revealed in this raucous episode including some on point questions for Mike from "The Neighbors."

Stay till the end where Bret and Larry ambush Mike with a blast from his past- A surprise visit from "Sketchy the Clown."

In the Drunk Tank Episode 20 Oct 05, 2020

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The boys are finally back at it. After a brief summer hiatus the Drunk Tank is again open for business. Bret is knocking back his new favorite fall beer while Larry downs the Bud Lights as they both bask in the glow of Larry's Christmas present from Tom, which was flown in from Wuhan China. No joke. Bret has been busy outside the Tank filming spots for MTV and a healthcare commercial. He reluctantly gives us the details. Bret offers Larry a discount on his Cameo account and reveals that Larry's friends are talking out of school about his antics from long ago. Grab yourself a cocktail and jump back on the Drunk Tank train!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 19 May 07, 2020

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Bret and Larry remain 6 feet apart and holed up in the Drunk Tank weathering the pandemic. In this episode they are joined by their mutual friend, the self titled "Goombah Paulie." Paulie has enjoyed and endured many trips with the boys and enters into the Drunk Tank to give his take on traveling at home and aboard together. Paulie is amazed to learn that this episodes surprise guest in not only a bonafide Mega Star but also his old pal Carson Kressley!! Carson takes a break from the Fab life at his horse ranch in Pennsylvania and filming Ru Paul's Drag Race to call into the Drunk Tank to chit chat and dish about his fabulous life and friendship with all the guys in the tank. Bret and Carson both gush over having bonded with Cher. Larry gets the back story behind Carson's amazing personalized gift from Cher, while Paulie tells how he first met Carson and takes a stab at Moral Dilemma. This is a not to be missed episode we know you will get a laugh from. Enjoy and stay safe.!!

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 Apr 16, 2020

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They're drunk again! After an update on the current season of CBS's Survivor Bret and Larry answer multiple calls to their Call the Cops hotline. (617-910-HOOT) Larry is punked by Bret and a cohort who bust on Larry for his rusting "car collection." Larry then bores Bret with his tangential deconstruction of The Match Game from '74 and the shows connection to Cape Cod. Keep the hand sanitizer nearby because another round of the game Moral Dilemma gets....icky!! Prepare yourself a cocktail, settle in, and prepare to kill and hour and twenty minutes of tomfoolery!

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 Apr 16, 2020

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They're drunk again! After an update of the current season of Survivor, Bret and Larry answer multiple calls to their Call the Cops hotline (617-910-HOOT) Larry is punked by Bret and a cohort who bust on Larry for his rusting "car collection." Larry bores Bret with his tangential deconstruction of The Match Game 1974 and the show's connection to cape cod. Keep the hand sanitizer nearby because another round of the game Moral Dilemma gets ...icky!! So make yourself a cocktail, get comfortable, and prepare to kill an hour and twenty minutes of tomfoolery!

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 17 Mar 30, 2020

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The Quarantine episode. For the one year anniversary episode of In the The Drunk Tank the guys practice their social distancing within the tank and detail the Saint Patrick's day episode that never was. A plan to show up at listeners houses is hatched amid the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020. Bret describes his Aubergine smoking jacket and reveals why his hand is often in Larry's meat drawer. After fashion tips from Carson Kressley the episode ends with details of the time when Bret embarrassed Larry right in front of Betty Buckley at Joe's Pub in NYC. Stay safe, stay home, and enjoy this episode!

In the Drunk Tank Episode 16 Feb 11, 2020

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Belly up to the bar and listen in as Bret and Larry go it alone in the Drunk Tank where the booze is flowing and the "F" bombs are flying as the two return from extended trips abroad. After a few too many Tito's and Soda's, Bret falsely accuses Larry of larceny at the Von Trapp Family Lodge in Stowe Vermont. (Defamation lawsuit to follow) Then its Rub a Dub Dub as Bret gives tips on making unwanted new friends in a recent hot tub soak, but then bails himself out by dining at Manhattan's famed NOBU RESTAURANT WITH (a friend who met) NICOLE KIDMAN! Larry rambles on, boring Bret to tears about taking a trip down a rabbit hole at 3 am with long dead Boston born Broadway Diva Dorothy Louden. Larry's singing is awful as usual. This show crashes to an end as they play a raunchy round of "Moral Dilemma." Cover the kids and dogs ears for this one and enjoy!!

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