How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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How To Survive A Bad Roommate Jun 10, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: having a bad roommate!

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Joe Kwaczala - How To Survive A Mid-Life Crisis & A Job Crisis Jun 03, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a mid-life crisis and Joe Kwaczala joins us to share his experience at an interview for a much needed job.

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How To Survive Roller Coaster Catastrophes & Pickleball Problems (w/Rylie Newton) May 27, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a roller coaster accident, and Rylie Newton joins us to share her experiences in the competitive world of pickleball!

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How To Survive Listeria May 20, 2025

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This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are meeting up on Zoom to learn how to survive a potentially deadly case of Listeria.

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Janet Varney - How To Survive Mesmerism & Mormonism May 13, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the arts of mesmerism and hypnotism and Janet Varney joins us at last to talk about growing up in the mormon church.

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Willie Macc - HTS An Expected Asteroid & An Unexpected Teen Pregnancy May 06, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an asteroid colliding with Earth and Willie Macc joins us to share his experiences handling a pregnancy at 16 and all that comes after.

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Rob Kutner - HTS A Collapsing Bridge & A Collapsing Government Apr 29, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a collapsing bridge and Rob Kutner is here to talk about the time he had to deal with an official of a collapsing government.

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How To Survive An Elephant Attack Apr 22, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly elephant attack and talk about the shows and movies they've been watching.

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Olivia Flood-Wylie - HTS Deadly Mushrooms & Hallucinations Apr 15, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive consuming a deadly mushroom and Olivia Flood-Wylie joins us to talk about a time she was dealing with hallucinations.

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