How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Latest Episodes:

How To Survive More Bears! (with Emily Barth-Isler) Aug 26, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive bears… again… but in a whole new way. Author Emily Barth-Isler joins to share a wild bear tale of her own!

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How to Survive Your First Day of Pre-School & Your First Job (w/ Oliver Pardo) Aug 19, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child’s first day of pre-school — the nerves, the tears, and sometimes the kids cry too. Then Oliver Pardo joins to share his hilarious and chaotic experiences at his very first job.

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How to Survive Calling 9-1-1 & a Real 9-1-1 Situation (w/ Will Becton) Aug 12, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive calling 9-1-1, thanks to a listener who taught us that panic and emergency calls do not mix. Then Will Becton joins to share a frightening camp incident he and his friends barely made it through.

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How to Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work (w/ Madison Shepard) Aug 05, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures — get those mittens on! Then Madison Shepard joins to share a hilarious but genuinely dangerous story from one of her past temp jobs.

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How to Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering (w/ Tom Clark) Jul 22, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses the line into a real disorder — we're hitting all those red flags. Then Tom Clark joins to share stories from his unforgettable summer volunteering in Juarez.

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How to Survive a Catastrophic Factory Accident & a Cat Rescue (w/ Shawn Carlow) Jul 15, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident — the danger and the unexpected aftermath. Then Shawn Carlow joins to share his experience rescuing a very lucky cat.

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How To Survive A Bad Landlord Jul 08, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: a bad landlord — sketchy behavior, crummy repairs, and all the red flags to watch for.

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How To Survive Measles Jul 01, 2025

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: measles — symptoms, risks, outbreaks, and everything you should (and shouldn’t) panic about.

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How To Survive A Sexually Adventurous Partner Jun 24, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes!

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How to Survive Trench Mouth & the French South (w/ Siobhan Murphy) Jun 17, 2025

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France.

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