How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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How To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley) Mar 24, 2026

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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, Danielle dives into one of the stickiest disasters in history: the Boston Molasses Flood — yep, slow as molasses IS an oxymoron.

We break down how to survive a slow-moving but deadly disaster, and then comedian and writer Brian Kiley joins us to talk about his early days in the Boston comedy scene.

Expect survival tips from one of the most fascinating disasters in history!

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How To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau) Mar 17, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive having a terrible neighbor, and Scott Langteau shares his tale of navigating the nightmare next-door neighbor.

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How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis) Mar 10, 2026

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive various kinds of birth control and Jeff Lewis joins us to share the experiences he had with getting a vasectomy.

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How To Survive A Heated Rivalry Mar 03, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine are talking about how to survive rivalry- heated and otherwise. From the show Heated Rivalry, to siblings, marriage, and the workplace, rivalries are everywhere and can even be good for you. But if a rivalry gets too hot, Danielle and Kristine have some tips to help you through it.

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How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin) Feb 24, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and comedian Todd Levin, returns with a tale many of us can relate to: getting fired. Only in his situation, the workplace...was incredibly well known.

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New to How to Survive- Start Here! Feb 18, 2026

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How To Survive A Fer-De-Lance & Famous People (w/ Greg Proops) Feb 17, 2026

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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we learn how to survive the fer-de-lance viper — one of the deadliest snakes in the world — and just as threatening? Meeting famous people!

Comedy legend Greg Proops joins us to share stories only he could tell about celebrity encounters and what it really takes to survive going behind the red rope.

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How To Survive Losing A Limb & Losing Your Teeth (w/Macey Isaacs) Feb 10, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the loss of a body part and Macey Isaacs joins us to share the time she lost her front teeth!

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How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek) Feb 03, 2026

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This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscars talk, we dig deep (emotionally, not physically, we have very weak arms) and lay it all out on the table- that we can't stop pounding! Want the full version? Join us on Patreon for more exclusive, unhinged fun!

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How To Survive When A Protest Goes Sideways & A Birth Plan Falls Apart (w/ John Quaintance) Jan 27, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being tear-gassed during a protest, then John Quaintance joins us to tell the story of his son’s birth—a carefully planned delivery that went completely off the rails in Laughlin, Nevada.

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