How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Latest Episodes:

How To Survive Heatwaves & Hair Loss (w/ Ryan Smith) Aug 11, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heatwaves and Ryan Smith joins us to share his story of how he handled realizing he was losing his hair.

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How To Survive A Post Vacation Bonus Episode Preview! Aug 04, 2026

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This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon are wrapping up time away so here is a chunk of our latest bonus episode that you get to enjoy with our Patreon! Join up to hear the entire bonus, extended versions of every episode, and a quarterly trivia gameshow!

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How To Survive A Kidnapping Jul 28, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies!

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How To Survive A Horrible Boss (w/ Lee Farber) Jul 21, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss.

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How To Survive A Coma & Too Much Ambien (W/ Roy Cruz) Jul 14, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien.

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How To Survive How To Survive Hiccups and Other Involuntary Body Functions (W/ Jennifer MacLean) Jul 07, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those annoying hiccups, and Jennifer MacLean joins us to share her experiences with some...other bodily functions.

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How To Survive A Double Shift & A Double Mastectomy (W/ Chelsey Crisp) Jun 30, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive working back to back shifts and Chesley Crisp joins us to share her experience with Cancer, a double mastectomy, and a bum ankle.

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How To Survive A Boogie Man & A Dance Club (w/ Oliver Pardo) Jun 23, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the boogie man, aka creepy guys at clubs, and Oliver Pardo is back to share his first time clubbing in Los Angeles!

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How To Survive A Business Partnership & A Comedy Partnership (w/ Julia Lea Wolov) Jun 16, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive forming a business partnership and Julia Lea Wolov joins us to share how she and her writing partner began their comedy partnership!

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How To Survive Carpenter Bees & A Car Accident (w/ May Darmon) Jun 09, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive wood-chomping carpenter bees, and May Darmon joins us to share her story of a West Hollywood car crash!

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