How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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How to Survive a Parachute-Free Fall & the Free-For-All of 1980s New York (w/ Rainn Wilson) Jul 04, 2023

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute — panic, free-fall physics, and all. Then Rainn Wilson joins to share stories about living in New York City during the wild, weird, wonderful ’80s.

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How To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian Strickland Jun 27, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition!

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How To Survive Puffer Fish with us! Jun 20, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the deadly puffer fish and learn about the world of merfolk!

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How To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted Hardwick Jun 13, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive kidney stones and we're joined by Ted Hardwick to hear about his experience being kidnapped in college!

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How To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy Branum Jun 06, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction.

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How To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle with Alice Hamilton May 30, 2023

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangerous sting of a Sea Urchin, and the fantastic Alice Hamilton shares a wild story about a journey to the Space Needle.

Our topic this week was How to Survive a Sea Urchin's Needle

Fun news in Science: Scientists Solve A Sea Urchin Murder Mystery.

Black Sea Urchins are disappearing.

Danielle shared full-time traveler Richelle's painful walk on the wild side—two words Richelle- water shoes.

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How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron Lee May 23, 2023

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs, and Aaron Lee joins us to discuss growing up in poverty.

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Ever wonder why some animals eat their young? Maybe it's because babies taste delicious.

Some cats, like this junkie, dig catnip. Here's why.

Want to impress your friends? Toss out these fast facts on the giant crustacean.

This family's BBQ was overrun with crabs, and they were very Australian about the entire thing.

Don't eat them like these two fellows did.

This camper had a wild surprise outside his tent.

And once again, Australians prove nothing scares them.

Was Amelia Earhart eaten alive by Coconut Crabs?

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How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard May 16, 2023

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism, and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own.

Some strategies for surviving narcissistic parents.

One daughter's story of surviving a narcissistic mother.

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How To Survive Hoarding Disorder & Trash TV with Jamie Denbo May 09, 2023

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder, and our friend Jamie Denbo talks about her time on a trashy reality show.

Hoarding is hard on families!

The story of the Collyer Brothers is WILD.

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How To Survive Ebola & Herpes with John Ross Bowie May 02, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine share how to survive an outbreak of Ebola, and John Ross Bowie joins to discuss the time he dealt with a shocking herpes diagnosis!

Our episode this week was on Ebola!

Ebola has a cousin.

Want to know some more details on this harrowing virus?

Recovery information

Nelly's story

Unicef is a great organization if you want to give!

Here is some general information on herpes.

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