How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Latest Episodes:

Andy Daly - HTS 100th Episode Live at Flappers! Sep 12, 2023

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The week Danielle and Kristine celebrate surviving 100 episodes with a special live show at Flappers with special guest Andy Daly!

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How To Survive a Drug Charge & Your Letters! Sep 05, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to defeat a drug charge and in lieu of a guest, we read some listener letters!

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Chris Regan - HTS A Hurricane & Other Toxic Liquids Aug 29, 2023

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive powerful hurricanes and the terrific Chris Regan joins us to talk about the time he had to survive the toxic Green Death!

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Renee Gauthier - HTS Road Rage & A Freeway Fight Aug 22, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerous road rage and Renee Gauthier joins us to tell a wild story that includes a freeway fight.

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Christian Duguay - HTS Poisonous Plants & Toxic Relationships Aug 15, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive deadly poisonous plants and, from the Valley Heat podcast, Christian Duguay is here to share his experiences with toxic relationships.

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Kate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your Credit Aug 08, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dreaded low credit score and the always hilarious Kate Flannery joins us to share the horror of sharing her credit with a boyfriend.

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How to Survive a Deadly Heatwave & Being Too Cool for School (w/ Tig Notaro) Aug 01, 2023

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave — seek shade, hydrate, and watch for the red-hot red flags. Then beloved comedian Tig Notaro joins to share hilarious stories about her school days, her childhood coolness (or lack thereof), and the lessons she learned along the way.

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How To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather Brooker Jul 25, 2023

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hazing and our guest Heather Brooker is here to talk about the time she joined a party sorority!

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How To Survive Without Each Other Jul 18, 2023

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This week Danielle & Kristine & Garon are back together after some vacation time away in this special episode where they discuss the good, bad, and sad of their time apart.

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How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin Extended Edition! Jul 11, 2023

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This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter.

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