Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast

Jess’s Farewell To The Hot Mess Teacher Express Jan 19, 2024

Last call aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Jess Smith

Welcome aboard for one final, heartfelt journey on the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast. I'm your host, Jess Smith, and in this emotional rollercoaster of an episode, I'm getting real about the power of letting go and the journey that led me to temporarily say farewell to this incredible podcast.

I'll share my personal experiences with the tough realization that clinging to what no longer serves us can be a barrier to our true potential.

But it's not just about shedding physical baggage or stepping away from draining relationships.

I will take you through my own voyage with the Hot Mess Teacher Express. From the early days at Bored Teachers to where we are now, it's been a rollercoaster of emotions, learning, and laughter. I'll reflect on how this podcast has shaped me, brought joy, and also challenges that have pushed me to grow.

My decision to step away from the Hot Mess Teacher Express. It's a candid, raw, and honest discussion about authenticity, staying true to oneself, and the courage it takes to leave something behind, even when it's hard.

Fear not, the journey doesn’t end here. I'll share the exciting new paths I’m venturing down. The future is bright, filled with possibilities, and I am buzzing with anticipation for what's next.

And finally, I leave you with a message that's close to my heart. It's about embracing change, welcoming new opportunities, and understanding that sometimes, saying goodbye is the bravest thing you can do to make way for growth and new beginnings.

So join me, Jess Smith, for one last rise aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. It's not just a goodbye; it's a celebration of new adventures and a reminder that the best is yet to come.

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From The Classroom To The Comedy Club Jan 12, 2024

Educator by day comedian by night!

Welcome back to this week's episode of Hot Mess, where the world of teaching meets the hilarity of everyday life! I'm Jess Smith, and joining me today is the wonderful Andrea Forcum. Buckle up, because we're about to take a deep dive into Andrea's journey from classroom to comedy, and the impact she's made along the way.

Andrea kicks things off with a hilarious recount of attending the Bored Teacher Comedy Tour. A night of laughs, teacher jokes, and getting recognized for the first time! She shares how this experience shaped her approach to comedy, inspired by the likes of Andrea Caspari, and how she artfully treads the fine line of pushing the envelope as a comedian.

Andrea then takes us on a journey back to the start of her teaching career. Imagine transitioning from the grocery store aisles to the school hallways.

She dives into the meaningful change which she is striving to make in the teaching industry and how she's left a lasting impression on her school. She's a staunch advocate against the 'teacher quit Tok' trend, promoting a positive yet realistic perspective of teacher life, addressing the real struggles and obstacles educators face.

And if you've ever wondered about the difference between K-12 and college classrooms, Andrea's got some insights that are as enlightening as they are entertaining.

So, don't miss out on this inspiring and amusing episode of The Hot Mess Teacher Express. Join us as we explore the world of teaching with a twist of comedy. It's an episode that promises laughs, learning, and a whole lot of teacher talk.

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Sisterly Insights Into The Classroom Jan 05, 2024

Sibling stories in education!

Hop on board the Hot Mess Teacher Express, where every journey into the world of education is a wild ride! I'm your conductor Jess Smith, and today, I've got a very special guest joining me – my sister, Niki Fisher. Trust me, this episode is not just a family reunion; it's an eye-opening exploration of the education system from a unique perspective.

Niki, a paraprofessional and an unexpected entrant into the world of teaching, brings a fresh, honest, and sometimes hilarious view of life in the school trenches. Homeschooled until her junior year, Niki's leap into public education is a story of adaptation, resilience, and a bit of sibling rivalry.

Join us as Niki shares the nitty-gritty of her day-to-day life supporting students one-on-one, from managing behaviors to the joyous breakthrough moments. It's a peek behind the classroom curtain that you rarely get to see, filled with anecdotes that'll have you both laughing and nodding in sympathy.

But it's not all smiles and storytime. Niki opens up about the challenges she faces, from navigating student behaviors to dealing with the emotional toll that comes with the job. And let's not forget the school hierarchy – it's like a soap opera, but with more bulletin boards.

And of course, what's an episode without a bit of sisterly banter? We'll share our journey from childhood homeschooling to working in education, the highs, the lows, and the unforgettable moments.

So, whether you're a teacher, an educator in the making, or just someone who loves a good behind-the-scenes look at the world of education, this episode of Hot Mess Teacher Express is for you. Tune in for laughs, learning, and a little bit of sisterly love. It's an educational adventure like no other!

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Finding Happiness and Passion In Teaching Dec 31, 2023

Unlocking the secrets to a fulfilling career in education!

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, the podcast where passion for teaching meets a healthy dose of reality! I'm your host Jess Smith, and today we're exploring the sunnier side of the schoolyard. If you're a teacher who's head over heels in love with your job, or if you're just curious about what keeps educators ticking, this episode is for you.

We're joined by a panel of special guests who aren't just surviving the teaching life – they're thriving in it. Together, we'll dive into the hearts and minds of those educators who wake up each day excited to head to class. What's their secret? How do they keep the spark alive in a profession that's as challenging as it is rewarding?

We'll uncover the common threads that bind these passionate professionals. From the little victories in the classroom to the big-picture joys of shaping young minds, we'll explore what drives these teachers to stick with their calling and remain not just engaged, but genuinely happy in their roles.

But it's not all serious discussions and deep dives. Expect a fair share of laughs, candid stories, and maybe even a few "aha!" moments as we dissect the anatomy of a contented educator.

So, tune in to the Hot Mess Teacher Express and join us on this enlightening journey into teacher engagement and satisfaction. Whether you’re looking for inspiration, affirmation, or just a good old-fashioned laugh about the trials and triumphs of teaching, we've got you covered. Don't miss this opportunity to unlock the secrets to a fulfilling career in education – all aboard for a ride you won't forget!

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Do Students Care About Learning Anymore? Dec 18, 2023

The Student Engagement conundrum, Hop aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, the podcast that celebrates every color of the classroom rainbow, from the perfectly organized to the beautifully chaotic! I'm your host Jess Smith, ready to embark on a thought-provoking journey through the wild world of education.

This week, we're tackling a question that's been keeping educators up at night: Do students actually care about learning anymore? It's a complex issue, with technology at the forefront. In an era where students can Google their way through life, are we witnessing a decline in genuine curiosity and classroom engagement?

I'll delve into the brighter side of tech, exploring how it can actually broaden horizons and foster connections in ways traditional methods never could. It's a double-edged sword, and I'm here to dissect both sides.

Beyond the pixels and screens, there's another elephant in the room: standardized testing. Are we putting too much pressure on young minds, turning what should be a journey of discovery into a high-stakes game of numbers and labels?

Drawing from my own adventures as an educator and a mom, I'll share insights and stories about nurturing that spark of curiosity and passion for learning amidst the tech, tests, and tumult of modern education.

So, tune in to this episode of Hot Mess Teacher Express. It's a journey of discovery, debate, and, as always, a dash of hot mess. Don't miss it!

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What Is Your Why? Dec 11, 2023

Uncovering motivations Beyond The Lesson Plan!

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, the weekly podcast where we celebrate educators and delve into the heart of our impact on students. I'm your host Jess Smith, here to guide you through a thought-provoking journey about the essence of our teaching lives.

In this episode, we will be tackling a profound, yet often misunderstood question: "What is your why?" This query can feel like a double-edged sword for many educators, sometimes used unfairly against us. But we're flipping the script to uncover how understanding your 'why' can be empowering, providing a sense of purpose and direction, especially in moments when you feel unheard.

We dive into the diverse reasons teachers step into the classroom and why it's crucial to carve out time for this self-reflection. I share my own compelling story of transitioning from a degree in Business Economics to the world of teaching, revealing the passion and motivations that fuel my dedication. We'll also hear from fellow Hot Mess listeners, as they share their heartfelt reasons for choosing this noble profession.

So, join us on this reflective ride on the Hot Mess Teacher Express as we explore the significance of knowing your 'why'. Don't forget to follow us across social media to be part of our vibrant community of educators.

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Fulfillment In The Life Of A Teacher Dec 04, 2023

We’re diving into empowerment in education!

Welcome back to the Hot Mess Teacher Express, the podcast where we embrace the chaos and find the joy in teaching. I’m Jess Smith, your host and fellow educator, navigating this wild ride we call teaching. Today, I'm joined by a special guest who's here to remind us why, amidst the overwhelming days, teaching is truly a rewarding journey.

Lately, my heart has been feeling the weight of our profession – it's tough out there. But amidst the challenges, I want to reach out to all my fellow teachers and say, you're seen, you're valued, and what you do matters, especially to those district higher-ups.

In this episode, we’re celebrating the little moments, the small joys that add up to make a big difference in our teaching lives. We’re talking about those tiny, yet significant, wins – like the blessing of a nearby bathroom or that trusty hair tie that's always there when you need it.

We're not just surviving; we're thriving with teacher hacks from TikTok, the surprise of snow days, and even the small relief when a parent's voicemail answers instead of them. And let’s not forget the heartfelt hugs from our students – these moments are the real treasures of our profession.

So tune into this episode of Hot Mess and discover the magic in the everyday life of a teacher. Whether you're a seasoned educator or just starting out, there's something here to inspire and uplift you.

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From Roll Call To Roll Tape Where Teachers Tackle True Crime Nov 27, 2023

Detective Work After Detention with the Teachers Talk Crime Duo!

Welcome to a spine-tingling yet giggle-inducing episode of Hot Mess. I'm Jess Smith, and today I'm joined by the masterminds behind the riveting Teachers Talk Crime Podcast, Ashleigh Brant and Brooke Ham.

In this episode bone-chilling crime stories meet the hilarity of classroom life. That's right, we're merging the world of unsolved mysteries with teacher tales that are too funny to make up. Ashleigh and Brooke are here to share their journey, from unraveling the mysteries of crime scenes to untangling the puzzles of lesson plans.

We'll get the inside scoop on what sparked this dynamic duo to start a podcast that's part sleuthing, part storytelling. From their bone-chilling cases to the side-splitting classroom anecdotes, Ashleigh and Brooke are serving up a smorgasbord of thrills and spills.

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The Raw Talk Of Parents And Teachers Nov 20, 2023

Spilling the tea on teachers and parents unfiltered…

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! I'm your host, Jess Smith, and oh boy, do we have an episode for you!

Ever wondered what your child's teacher is really thinking? Well, this week, we're breaking the silence with what teachers *wish* they could tell parents. Imagine a world where teacher-parent conferences are a no-holds-barred affair, and the truth flows as freely as coffee in the staff room.

We're diving deep into the digital dilemma of how smartphones are turning our classrooms into wild west saloons, and offering up some pro tips on how to have a rational, adult conversation with your child’s educator.

So, grab your favorite mug and tune into the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Whether you're a teacher nodding in agreement or a parent ready for some eye-openers, this episode is packed with real, raw, and absolutely unfiltered stories from the front lines of teaching.

And don't forget to join our Hot Mess family on TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. There's a whole community of fellow Hot Messes just waiting to welcome you!

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Teacher Support In Our Classroom! Nov 13, 2023

It’s time for an intervention in the world of teaching!

In this crucial discussion, we shine a light on our everyday heroes - the teachers. These dedicated individuals tirelessly dedicate themselves to shaping minds, often with limited resources and support. They're the backbone of our education system, yet they face immense challenges daily.

Our children depend on a system that's currently under strain. It's time for change. We need smaller class sizes, adequate resources, fair compensation, and, most importantly, the respect and recognition these educators deserve.

Imagine an education system where teachers are not just heard but uplifted, where their unwavering commitment is met with the support and appreciation it warrants. This episode is more than a conversation; it's a call to action to stand behind our teachers and advocate for a brighter, more sustainable future in education.

Let’s unite in this endeavor as we hop on the Hot Mess Teacher Express and be part of the movement to empower our educators. It's time to make a difference – for our teachers, our children, and our future!

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Debunking teaching myths, with latte in hand 🍎🤣 Nov 06, 2023

Climb aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, let me be your myth-busting maestro!

👀 Ever heard that half-days are a breeze or that certain weather guarantees a day of chaos? Lies. Sarcasm in the classroom: teaching tool or taboo? Spoiler alert: It's all about the delivery!

🖨️ Plus, we're taking on the legend of the copier curse - is there really a gremlin inside waiting for the worst possible moment to strike? I have a few thoughts (and maybe a couple of battle scars) to share on that front.

And for those who think every minute must be measured and monitored, let me make a case for the power of reading for pleasure and the unexpected success of spontaneous lesson plans. Because sometimes, the best-laid plans are the ones you don't make.

Whether you're a teaching veteran or still finding your way, this episode is your antidote to the age-old myths that have been following teachers around for far too long.

It's time to debunk, laugh, and maybe even learn a thing or two.

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The WORST Non-Teacher Advice Ever Given Sep 11, 2023

All aboard the "Hot Mess Teacher Express"! We Choo-choo-ing our way into another funny and informative episode where Jess Smith derails some of the WORST advice non-teachers have ever given.

Ever been told to "just quit" if you're not feeling the teaching vibes? Or how about the classic, "Just be stricter!" to magically fix all student behavior issues? Jess dives deep into these pearls of non-wisdom.

And hey, have you tried not spending money on your class? Or maybe just making teaching more 'fun'? Oh, and while you're at it, why not get a side hustle to cover the bills? Because, apparently, that's easier than just paying teachers more! 🤣

Hop in as we journey through the wacky world of non-teacher advice and discuss the, uh, "unique" solutions the public thinks we educators should adopt. Spoiler: We might need a few laughs to get through this one!

Choo! Choo!

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The Surprises New Teachers Never See Coming Sep 03, 2023

We are breaking the seal on the teacher's starter pack of surprises. First stop? The Germ Station. No one gave us the heads up on how we'd be playing tag with viruses during our first year. (Who knew teaching came with a free immune system upgrade?). Summer breaks? Think of it as a "blink-and-you-miss-it" montage rather than the sun-soaked vacation everyone imagines.

And can we talk about the countless moments when students share their unfiltered thoughts? It’s like a mini stand-up comedy show, but you’re trying not to laugh (or sometimes, cry). The days? Marathon-long. The nights? A fleeting dream. And let's not even get started on the amount of actual teaching we do versus… everything else.

Ah, the notorious copy machine – the moody piece of machinery destined to jam only when you're in a rush. Trust me, it's more sinister than any school ghost story. And those hats we wear? Let's just say, that between being a teacher, counselor, event planner, mediator, and undercover superhero, we might as well start a hat shop!

But, as we chug along to the final station, let’s not forget the paradox of teaching: it's an energy-draining, all-consuming whirlwind that somehow fills our hearts to the brim. No one really tells you that, do they?

Choo! Choo!

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New Year, New Joys - Bring Fun Back to the Classroom Aug 28, 2023

Hey Hot Messes! All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with your fave conductor, Jess Smith! Back in the classroom or prepping to leap in? Whether you're a seasoned educator, a fresh face, or somewhere thinking, "What's a classroom?" – you're in the right spot! Dive into the rollercoaster we all ride and embrace that hot mess life.

But first, housekeeping! Want a wardrobe makeover without the laundry? Teacher Style Box is giving away 6 MONTHS of FREE fashionable clothes to 10 lucky teachers. Enter promo code Jess30 to snag a free month!

Let's rekindle that flame of JOY and LOVE for teaching. Not in a "toxic positivity" kinda way, but genuine, heartwarming ways. We've got tricks up our sleeves to sprinkle a dash of joy in your classroom. While the world might make teaching seem like signing a deal with a crafty sea witch, remember: it's okay to cherish those moments of triumph, no matter how small.

Spoiler Alert: My hubby's comeback story might tug at your heartstrings. And a nugget of wisdom to part with: "You’re allowed to be a work in progress and a masterpiece at the same damn time."

Jump in, and let's make this a journey to remember!

Choo! Choo!

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Fun Classroom Activities for the New School Year Aug 21, 2023

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This week, Jess is leaning heavily into discovering the world of classroom activities. Ever wondered if there's more to student self-portraits than meets the eye? Or how about turning your class into a wax museum with students posing as famous characters? Forget Disneyland; Jess's literary theme park activity is the next big thing! And for all you sports fans, the "Who Would Win" books get a March Madness twist. She’s even got a game called “Count to 20” that’s...well, let’s just say that one might be a work in progress.

From tape geometry to crocheted classroom quilts for charity, Jess shares the weird, the touching, and the downright genius ways teachers like us—and some creative fans—are engaging students. And if you're ready for a tearjerker, wait until you hear about high schoolers crafting children's books that tug at the heartstrings. Plus, who knew classroom podcasting was a thing? We a HUGE fans of that!

To wrap things up, Jess gets real about the magic behind these activities. They’re not just tasks; they're treasured memories in the making. So grab your planner and favorite pen, because your new school year is about to get a lot more entertaining!

Choo! Choo!

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The Best Teacher Hacks For Your Classroom Aug 14, 2023

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This week, we're diving deep into the treasure trove of the best teacher hacks ever. Trust us, whether you're a classroom newbie just trying to find your rhythm, or you're a seasoned vet looking for a fresh trick or two, we've got something for you.

Classroom hacks! They can be anything from cute decorative tips to strategic classroom management secrets. We're talking all about the multi-functional magic of clothespins. Hint: They do more than just pin clothes. We also cover a neat little trick with Scholastic News. And have you ever thought about winning over the difficult student by befriending their pals? It's sneaky, but it works. What about making cleaning up into a mysterious game of 'find the chosen item'? Oh, and if you're thinking about scribbling names on desks – there's a hack for that too.

And that’s just scratching the surface! We’ve got a dozen more nuggets of wisdom where that came from.

If these hacks tickle your fancy or if you've got a few up your sleeve, we're all ears! Till our next chaotic adventure on the Hot Mess Teacher Express, stay messy and keep those teaching engines running.

Choo! Choo!

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Teacher Types - How Different Educators Teach Aug 07, 2023

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, today we're spinning the wheel of teacher types, and will be learning how different educators teach. Your beloved host, Jess Smith, will help you navigate the educational jungle, one eccentric teacher at a time.

We start with the grizzled veterans of the education world. Those seasoned pros who've weathered enough school years to have their prep routine down to a science. Their tales of survival and triumph will leave you in awe, and possibly feeling a little terrified.

Then there's the first-year teachers, who are as easy to spot on their first day as a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. Adorable, aren't they? You won't believe the stories we've collected about these 'rookies' on their inaugural educational voyage.

Next up, meet the 'worst-case scenario' teachers. You know the ones - they've thought of every possible catastrophe, from alien invasions to zombie apocalypses, that could hit their classroom. Bless their over-prepared hearts!

Can't forget about the teachers who are still in denial that the school year is about to start. Spot them on the beach, clinging to their surfboards while they should be setting up their classrooms. We all know a few, don't we?

And last, but certainly not least, meet the 'good enough' teacher. They've mastered the balancing act, the art of doing just enough to get by, and honestly, they're thriving!

So grab a cup of coffee (or something stronger, we won't tell), and join us for a laugh-out-loud deep-dive into the wonderfully diverse world of educators. Trust us, you're in for a treat!

Choo! Choo!

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What Is The Deal With Professional Development? Jul 31, 2023

Get ready to climb back aboard the "Hot Mess Teacher Express!" piloted by our fearless conductor Jess Smith! In today's episode, we're tackling the often bumpy, always interesting ride that is Professional Development.

Our first stop: incentives. We dive into the big question. Are there any real perks for teachers to sit through these never-ending sessions of jargon and slide shows? Is there a light at the end of this tunnel or should we brace ourselves for another incoming train? (Here's hoping for the former!)

We've compiled a potpourri of stories, anecdotes, and experiences from our comrades in arms – those teachers who've dared to dabble in the enigmatic world of professional development.

Naturally, we couldn't hold back our own perspective. Let's just say that when professional development starts to feel like a patronizing seminar, we wonder if they're confusing 'develop' with 'deride.'

Sure, the current state of professional development could use some... well, development. But guess what? Jess has a plan. A thought. A spark of optimism that she can't wait to share it with you.

Get ready for an episode that promises more twists and turns than the most puzzling professional development flowchart. Believe us, you don't want to miss this one!

Choo! Choo!

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Disney in the Classroom - YAAY or NAY! Jul 03, 2023

Fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your mouse ears, folks! In this special episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, we're riding the rollercoaster of emotions as we bid farewell to our very own Vinny. Don't worry, there will be no teary goodbyes, just plenty of laughs and thought-provoking discussion!

Kicking off our Hot Take, we delve into the epic battle of English Language Arts vs. Media and Film classes. As we navigate this daring duel, we ask: Can Shakespeare and Spielberg co-exist in the classroom?

Next up in our Hot or Not segment, we dive into the delightful (and sometimes disastrous) world of Class stores and rewards. Are they the magic carpet ride of excitement they're made out to be? But hang on tight, because things get a little bumpy when we discuss what happens when your teacher bestie inherits your old students. Spoiler: it's not always a fairy tale ending.

Switching gears, our US vs. UK segment ventures into the kingdom of Themed Classrooms. These whimsical worlds are all the rage in the States, but are they a hit across the pond? Tune in to find out!

Our Grind the Gears segment takes a trip down the rabbit hole as Vinny vents his frustration over those who frown upon Disney adults, while Jess airs her grievances about people whose personalities are fully consumed by the House of Mouse.

To close the curtain on this episode, our Underdogs in Education shout-out goes to the unsung heroes of the school stage: Theater teachers, parents, and students. So grab your popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show!

Don't miss this final episode with Vinny as we explore the magic (and mayhem) of bringing Disney into the classroom. It's a journey of laughs, learning, and lots of Disney references. Will it be a happily ever after? Join us to find out!

Choo! Choo!

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Is The School Week Too Long? Jun 19, 2023

This week it’s all about the long-debated topic: Is the school week too long? Spoiler alert - Vinny jumps in with a resounding "YES!" while also expressing concern about prepping students for the five-day work week grind. Jess counters with a passionate argument for work-life balance that has us all wishing we could clock out early.

Taking a detour, we compare principals in the US and UK. Trust us, it gets as wild as ice cream sandwich day in the lunchroom. The pressures, the respect, the horrifying trips to the British head master’s office - being a principal seems more intense than we ever thought.

Speaking of intensity, ever thought of strategically scheduling doctors’ appointments to sneak in a full day off? Sounds like Vinny may have this down to an art form. We even discuss becoming the old folks at the community pool – truly a retirement dream.

Delving deeper into the realms of teaching contracts, we shed light on the infamous “other duties as assigned” clause. Turns out it really grinds Vinny’s gears when people turn introductions into soliloquies in meetings, and Jess provides a golden 30-second nugget that will have you in splits.

Lastly, our underdogs in education this episode are Administrative Assistants. We all know they are the most powerful and important people in school. They keep everything running while we teachers grapple with the intricacies of the school week.

Join us as we navigate through the maze that is our teaching lives, sprinkled with laughter, rants, and a lot of empathy.

Choo! Choo!

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Are We Letting Students Fail Or Pushing Them To Pass? Jun 12, 2023

The Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess is pulling into the station to cover one of the thorniest issues in teaching - letting students fail. Vinny gives us some real talk about how student failure often feels like a reflection on us as teachers. But we are here to tell you, it's not always about us.

We ponder the question of whether failure is really a part of growth. After all, isn't it soul crushing to fail at something the first time? But, it's often a crucial step on the path to learning and success.

We also dive into the hotly debated topic of discipline, comparing our experiences in the US vs. the UK. From maintaining classroom order to managing serious infractions, we share our thoughts on when to give a stern look, when to have a chat, and when the law needs to step in.

In our beloved "Hot or Not" segment, we discuss those brave souls who call out other students for their behavior. We can't help but chuckle at students who handle classroom disruptions in their own unique way. Oh, and let's not forget about those classroom farters. Yes, we're talking about you!

In "Grinds Our Gears", Vinny lets it rip on incessant spam callers, and Jess can’t handle that awkward jog you do when someone holds the door open for you. Is it a sprint? Is it a walk? Who knows!

And finally, in "Underdogs in Education", we give a big shout-out to the true unsung heroes of school systems across the country - Case Managers.

So settle in and join us on this wild ride through the world of teaching. Remember, when it comes to students failing, we're all in this together!

Choo! Choo!

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Teacher Potlucks: The Good, The Bad, And The Inedible Jun 05, 2023

Buckle up for a wild journey through the world of "Teachers Potlucks", staff discounts, and school funding. Let's just say, things get real, real fast.

We kick off the discussion with Vinny laying down the law on when it's okay for teachers to post their wishlists online. Spoiler alert: influencers, you're not off the hook! Then Jess chimes in with her views on platforms like Donors Choose and how they aren't universally accepted.

Next, we dive into the dark depths of the school supply struggle. Vinny paints a hilariously grim picture of the quality of schoolroom supplies, with a special focus on the dreaded Chromebooks. Who would willingly choose them? No one, that's who. And we know you've all been wondering - do teacher discounts actually exist? We put this question to rest as Vinny muses on the elusive perks that aren't as publicized as we'd like.

From there, we launch into a discussion about staff potlucks. Brace yourselves, as Jess and Vinny avoid "death by crockpot" and questions of why this is considered a reward. And Vinny breaks down the school supply funding disparity in our US vs. UK segment.

It wouldn't be a Hot Mess Teacher Express episode without our Grind My Gears session. Get ready for rants about creators asking for money and the maddening phenomenon of people asking easily Google-able questions.

Lastly, we shine the spotlight on the unsung heroes in the Underdogs segment - the teachers who sign up for extra duties outside their contracts.

So, whether you're a fan of potlucks or loathe them, whether you Google every question or ask away, join us in this hilariously relatable journey through the challenges and oddities of teaching life.

Choo! Choo!

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The Talk of the Teachers' Lounge May 29, 2023

Get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head along with Jess and Vinny in this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express. We are exploring our Hot Takes on "Teachers Lounges" and whether they are a place of relaxation or the epicenter of school drama.

Jess kicks off the discussion with her firm NO WAY stance. Vinny, however, explains his need for a solo lunch, locking himself away from the bustling world of pep talks and grading. Is the Teachers Lounge a sanctuary or a stress den? Listen in to find out!

Next up, we take you on a journey comparing the American and British systems of collaborative planning and block schedules. Vinny enlightens us on the testing-based assignment approach in the US, which has Jess questioning the impact of this success-dependent system. We then grapple with the frustration of students constantly defeated by grades - a topic that will strike a chord with many educators.

Are you ready for the HOT or NOT segment? Dive into the world of Teachers venting at lunch where Vinny shares his unique venting style. Then buckle up as they discuss the not-so-hot moment when admin asks you not to sit with your grade/department during meetings. Vinny loathes this directive, while Jess has a hilarious response that will leave you in stitches.

The "Grind My Gears" segment will have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud as Vinny and Jess share their pet peeves about people who yell on the phone and more. Prepare for some epic rants that will make you feel seen and heard.

Finally, our hosts give a shout-out to the underdogs in education - the ITL and Team Leads. Find out why they deserve some appreciation, even amidst the mess of teaching.

This episode is a rollercoaster of laughter, debates, rants, and deep-dives into the world of teaching. Whether you're a fan of the Teachers Lounge or prefer a quiet corner, join us as we uncover the highs, lows, and hilarious happenings of the teaching world.

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Winning the Teacher of the Year Award May 22, 2023

Join Vinny and Jess on the Hot Mess Teacher Express, as we explore the fascinating and often amusing world of "Teacher of the Year" awards. Despite the perceived prestige surrounding such accolades, our analysis reveals a slightly more complicated reality.

The episode starts with our Hot Takes segment, where Jess candidly shares her mixed emotions about these awards. While she aspires to receive one, she questions if she's truly deserving. Meanwhile, Vinny delves into the nomination process in the UK, providing insights from interviews and highlighting the stress involved.

Next, we compare the amount of teaching time student teachers receive in the US and the UK. Vinny shares his distinctly British experience, while Jess reveals the bittersweet ending to her student teaching days.

In our Hot or Not segment, we tackle controversial topics with our signature wit and humor. Expect entertaining discussions filled with tea, passive-aggressive remarks, and several awkward moments. And the Grind Our Gears section, we share a few juicy rants that you won't want to miss.

Finally, we shine the spotlight on Teacher Mentors in the Underdogs in Education segment. These unsung heroes play a pivotal role in shaping the teachers of tomorrow, and it's time they receive the recognition they deserve.

Whether you're a teacher, an educator, or just looking for a good laugh, hop aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express for an entertaining, relatable, and delightfully chaotic journey!

Choo! Choo!

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Cussing in the Classroom!? May 15, 2023

Vinny and Jess dive into the slippery slope of teachers cussing in the classroom and online!

Kicking things off, we dive into a hot take on teacher cussing. Is it a rebellion against the status quo or just inappropriate? Vinny and Jess share their colorful experiences, from cussing in the classroom to remaining squeaky clean.

In the US vs UK segment, we explore the stark differences in professionalism between the two countries. Hear about Jess's "too tight" trousers controversy and how it's not even a thing in the UK.

In Hot or Not, we discuss the unexpected moments when a student says exactly what you're thinking. And, brace yourself for an wild story about a student, a desk, and a fart. Vinny's hilarious reenactment of morning announcements is a performance you won't soon forget!

During Grind our Gears, Vinny questions Jess and Jess questions Vinny, leading to laugh-out-loud rants that every teacher will relate to.

Finally, we wrap up with a heartfelt shoutout to veteran teachers in their Underdogs in education segment. These classroom pros may have a bad rep, but we are here to set the record straight.

Join us for a wild ride of laughter, mishaps, and teacher truths in this unforgettable episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast!

Choo! Choo!

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Why Are Teachers Quitting Mid-Year? May 08, 2023

In this hilarious yet thought-provoking episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess, we dive into the rollercoaster world of teachers quitting their jobs – from the heartbreaking to comical circumstances we cover it all.

Jess confesses she couldn't possibly quit mid-contract, while Vinny shares his daring escape from the classroom. Listen as they discuss the taboo of quitting halfway through the year and the overwhelming challenges that push teachers to their limits.

Then, we compare maternity leave policies in the US and UK, uncovering the stark differences that make teaching across the pond seem like a dream. Hear Jess's personal experience of saving sick days to cover her maternity leave, while new teachers struggle to do the same.

In Hot or Not, we debate the necessity of mental health days and the controversial practice of mandatory volunteering. Spoiler alert: Jess is not a fan of forced participation.

And, in our favorite Grind our Gears segment, we get into some hilarious rants that will have you laughing and nodding in agreement.

Finally, the Underdogs in Education section takes a more heartfelt turn, as Vinny shares a touching message about the many roles teachers play and the importance of recognizing their lives outside the classroom.

Join us as we navigate the laughter and tears that come with teachers quitting their jobs. All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express!

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What Are Your Classroom Phone Policies? May 01, 2023

In this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, Vinny and Jess tackle the never-ending battle between teachers and student's cell phones.

To kick things off we dive into a Hot Take on the ever-changing phone policies in high schools, where every teacher seems to have their own set of rules. Are students sneaking a peek at their screens or actually following the policies?

Next, in Hot or Not, Vinny and Jess revel in the joy of receiving the coveted "jeans all week or month" email, while also discussing the agony of students putting the entire email content in the subject line.

Crossing the pond, Vinny and Jess compare American and British spirit weeks, exploring the cultural differences between these two educational powerhouses. And, as always, our hosts let off some steam in the Grind the Gears segment. Vinny vents about people who hang onto clout after going viral for one thing, while Jess shares her frustration with people who ask for computer help but refuse to let her take control.

Finally, Vinny and Jess give a shoutout to the unsung heroes of the school system: bus drivers and transportation staff. These underdogs keep the wheels of education turning, and it's time they get the recognition they deserve.

So, buckle up and join Vinny and Jess on this ride through the world of student's cell phones, spirit weeks, and the unsung heroes of education.

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Is Giving Homework Really Necessary? Apr 24, 2023

YOU HAVE A BLINKER FOR A REASON!

Welcome back to the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast! Vinny and Jess tackle the always controversial topic of giving homework. Is it really necessary, or just another item on the never-ending to-do list for overworked teachers and students alike?

Our dynamic duo dives into a Hot Take on the pros and cons of homework, sparking a debate so fiery, it might just singe your earbuds. Next, in Hot or Not, they discuss the phenomenon of uninterrupted prep times – a teacher's dream, but is it ever possible?

Then we cross the pond as we compare the American and British homework landscapes, uncovering the wildly differing expectations and cultural quirks on both sides of the Atlantic.

Of course, it wouldn't be a Hot Mess Teacher Express episode without some classic Grind the Gears moments. Vinny vents about people who don't signal before changing lanes, while Jess calls out those infamous parking lot bandits who leave their shopping carts to wreak havoc on innocent cars.

Finally, our hosts shine a spotlight on the Underdogs in Education: the unsung heroes that are parents of IEP and 504 students. Vinny and Jess share their admiration and appreciation for these resilient families, offering a heartfelt salute to their hard work and dedication.

So, grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and prepare for a wild ride on the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This week's episode is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question the very essence of giving homework.

Choo! Choo!

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Teaching Taylor Swift in the Classroom? Apr 17, 2023

Dear Taylor Swift: Welcome to our classroom!

Get ready for another wild ride on The Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess! In this episode, we tackle everything from teacher attention spans to the surprising role of Taylor Swift in the classroom.

We kick off our Hot Takes with a discussion on why a Taylor Swift song might just be the perfect teaching tool, and Jess shares her experiences using music in the classroom. If it brings joy, should you just go for it?

Next, in our US vs. UK segment, we explore how elementary school teachers prepare for their lessons on both sides of the Atlantic, revealing the fascinating differences in daily lesson schedules and class changes.

Is music in class hot or not? Vinny and Jess weigh in on this polarizing topic during the Hot or Not segment, before launching into another one of their hilarious rants in the Grind our Gears section.

Finally, we wrap up the show by giving a much-deserved shoutout to tech support, the unsung heroes of the teaching world, in our Underdogs segment. We can't imagine teaching without them!

Don't miss this entertaining journey through the chaotic world of teaching on The Hot Mess Teacher Express! Tune in, have a laugh, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe for more hilarious adventures.

Choo! Choo!

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The Horror of When Non-Teachers Teach Apr 10, 2023

These teachers did WHAT?!

All aboard The Hot Mess Teacher Express with your favorite chaotic educators, Vinny and Jess! In this laugh-a-minute episode, we kick things off with some sizzling Hot Takes on Teacher of the Year awards. Vinny shares his experience of being nominated for rookie of the year, only to be outshined by a brown-nosing contender.

Next, in the Hot or Not segment, Jess goes off on Jeans Day passes for teachers, and both Vinny and Jess can't help but express their undying love for movie days in the classroom. But the pass-talk doesn't stop there! In our US vs. UK segment, we compare the peculiar world of bathroom passes across the pond.

As always, Vinny rants with passion in Grinds our Gears, taking aim at those who say, "Wow, I didn't expect that video to go viral." And to wrap up the show, Jess gives a heartfelt shoutout to Student Teachers in our Underdogs in Education segment.

Don't miss this wild ride on The Hot Mess Teacher Express, where we find humor in the chaos of teaching life! Tune in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to keep the hilarity coming.

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Teachers Love Uninterrupted School Lunches Apr 03, 2023

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! In this riotously funny episode, Vinny and Jess crank up the heat and take us on a wild ride through the world of education. Hold on tight as we kick off the show with a fiery Hot Takes segment, debating the controversial issue of reading Dr. Seuss during Read Across America Week. Will we agree, or will our opinions be as different as Thing 1 and Thing 2?

In the Hot or Not segment, Vinny shares his passionate love for the elusive, uninterrupted teacher lunch, while expressing his distaste for parents who criticize the curriculum (Spoiler alert: It's a definite "Not!"). And, the US vs. UK segment takes a surprising turn as the duo discovers that school boards are a uniquely American concept – who knew?!

Jess vents her frustration in the Grinds Our Gears segment, calling out those who spend more time complaining about a job than actually doing it, while Vinny (quietly) loses his cool in a hilariously whispered rant against ASMR. Can anyone say "sensory overload"?

To wrap up this rollercoaster of an episode, Vinny and Jess give a heartfelt and humorous salute to single parents, acknowledging their extraordinary efforts in the face of countless challenges.

So, hop on the Hot Mess Teacher Express and prepare for a side-splitting journey through the ups, downs, and hilarious realities of being an educator!

Choo! Choo!

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The Highs and Lows of Themed Classrooms Mar 27, 2023

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Join us as we share our hilarious and unfiltered opinions on themed classrooms. While Vinny loves to go overboard with his classroom theme, Jess can't stand it when teachers turn their classrooms into a bulletin board circus.

Things get even more outrageous as Vinny confesses his love for crop-dusting students and shares his disdain for "peacock" teachers in this week's edition of Hot or Not. Meanwhile, Jess gets real about her anxiety over in-person meetings and Vinny rants about the cringe-worthy term "kiddos" as we discover what really Grinds our Gears.

Then in American vs. British, we dive deep into the world of college funding and uncover some shocking truths. To close it up, we give some much-deserved love to school custodians, who often go unappreciated for their hard work in Underdogs in Education.

So punch your ticket and get ready for some gut-busting laughs and unfiltered opinions in this episode of Hot Mess Teacher Express!

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American Teachers vs. British Teachers Mar 20, 2023

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with your conductors, Vinny and Jess! In this wild and hilarious episode, we're chugging full steam ahead into Hot Takes where we're diving deep into the realm of teacher mentors, from the good and the great to the downright useless. Join us as we share our thoughts, experiences, and maybe even throw some shade!

And in Hot or Not, things are heating up as we discuss "students that share the tea" and why they're our heroes in the classroom. What's not hot? The tech issues that plague our schools, leaving teachers in a world of hurt.

Grab your passport and join us on an international debate as we compare new teacher induction programs in U.S.vs. U.K.. Are our friends across the pond setting up educators for success, while we're just throwing them to the wolves? Let's discuss!

In Grinds our Gears:, Jess vents about people trying to barge into her locked classroom sanctuary, while Vinny rages about those who overshare their relationships online, only to go radio silent during a breakup.

And to bring this train to a full stop we highlight the Underdogs in Education by showing some love for all the new teachers out there, discussing the challenges they face and how we can all rally together to support them.

Buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride on the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess!

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Uncovering Teacher Influencer Lies Mar 13, 2023

Hop back aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess this week as we uncover all the lies teacher influencers are telling the public at large. To kick things off, in Hot Takes we are talking about teacher influencers still pretending to be in the classroom. Turns our that you don't need to make being a teacher your entire personality and you don't need to fake it to be cool.

In Hot or Not Vinny talks about the greatness of chill parents and the absolute horror of in-class observations. Then we compare school calendars in the US vs. UK coming to the conclusion that the UK really has it all figured out.

If you don't drink coffee and decide to make it a talking point, it's going to grind Jess' gears, and Vinny is EXREMELY offended by American TV shows making characters obnoxiously British.

Finally in the Underdogs in Education we give a proper shout out to really great admin. We know its not always easy, but you make us want to keep teaching!

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Is it Time to Ban Dress Codes in Schools? Mar 06, 2023

Vinny and Jess are back on the Hot Mess Teacher Express is back in the station to talk dress code drama. We start things off with Hot Takes on former teachers giving professional development seminars at schools. You might be surprised what we have to say.

In Hot or Not, Vinny finds teacher drama to be on the border of Hot and Not. As long as we aren't involved, teacher drama is very entertaining. One thing we know for sure is that Teacher besties to share the drama with is VERY hot!

US vs. UK is back to take on dress codes in schools, and Jess firmly believes she has this one in the bag for the land of the free, but Vinny has some great points about what a good pair of slacks and blazers can do for students and staff.

But what really Grinds our Gears are people that immediately stand when the pane lands and folks the post negative comments on social content.

To close the show we highlight some the most undervalued Underdogs in Education, teachers who have second jobs. Now THAT is hustle!

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The Teachers Pay Teachers Battle Feb 27, 2023

Jess and Vinny are back to conduct the Hot Mess Teacher Express, taking you on a journey to discover why the battle over Teachers Pay Teachers rages on. Is it helpful or just a product of a system that leaves teachers desperate for additional sources of income? We'll give you our Hot Takes.

Vinny fills us in on what's Hot or Not when it comes to students blaming technology for blank homework assignments, and teachers being overly honest with their students. And in the US vs. UK segment, we talk curriculum and why the UK model of teaching leads to a deeper knowledge of specific items.

If you want to know what really Grinds Our Gears, then you're in luck as Jess vents about classic one-uppers, and Vinny cannot contain his rage for people who can't seem to understand how lines work.

Finally, we cover one of the biggest Underdogs in Education: Paraprofessionals. From supporting students that require their care to providing emotional support for teachers, these people deserve all the respect in the world and more.

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Why Teachers Should Really Stop Using Students in Content Feb 20, 2023

We are BACK with SEASON 3 of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast and we have a very special surprise for you... the show is adding a dear friend and hilarious comedian, Mr. Vinny Thomas (@MrThomasEnglish)! AND we've added all new segments this season, including:

Hot Takes: where we talk about hot topics in education and teacher life
US vs. UK: where we'll compare (and bicker) differences between teaching in the UK vs. US
Grinds Our Gears: when you get to hear us (well, mostly Vinny) vent about the things that really make our skin crawl!
Underdogs in Education: where we shine the spotlight on all the different pieces of the education puzzle that don't get enough recognition for what they do every day!

In this episode, we dive into the hot take of whether or not teachers should use their students in social media content, and the perils of teachers having their school email on their phones. We compare how teachers handle parent communication in the UK vs. US. And get ready to laugh as Vinny gets strangely worked up by people who "woo" at fireworks. Finally, we shine a spotlight on parents who are also teachers, and why they deserve all the praise (and bottomless margaritas) in the world!

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The Hot Mess Teacher Express First Year Teacher Survival Guide Jan 16, 2023

Jess shares her experience as a first year teacher and the valuable lessons she wishes she had known before starting. Listen in if you're considering a career in teaching or currently navigating their first year in the classroom.

Learn from Jess's trials and triumphs, and start your teaching journey off on the right foot as you get valuable first year teacher advice, tips for becoming a teacher, and what we would consider to be essential information for starting teaching.

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Why Teachers Throw in the Towel Jan 09, 2023

Jess takes you on a wild ride through the highs and lows of teaching while tackling a topic that's all too familiar for many teachers: why they quit.

From overwhelming workloads, to life changes, to the challenges of working with students, teaching can be a tough gig. Jess shares her honest experiences and stories about why she and other teachers have decided to throw in the towel.

So if you're a teacher feeling burnt out or just looking for a good laugh, listen in for some much-needed relief and real-talk about the challenges of teaching.

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About this podcast:
The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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The Impact of the COVID-19 Pandemic on Teaching Jan 02, 2023

Jess puts on her business blazer this week to talk about the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on the world of education. From the sudden shift to online learning to changes in expectation for students, we explore the many ways in which the pandemic disrupted our education system.

Whether you're a teacher, a student, or a parent, this episode will give you a glimpse of how the pandemic will shape the future of teaching and learning in schools across the nation. Jess ends the show on a positive not with an uplifting message for teachers everywhere.

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About this podcast:

The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or a moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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The Things Teachers Really Shouldn't Do Dec 26, 2022

Jump back on board the Hot Mess Teacher Express as we dive headfirst into all the things that Jess would never do as a teacher. Get first-hand experience on topics like homework, parent interactions, bathroom policy, teaching to a moment, flaunting school spirit, and more as Jess provides her insight and guidance.

She will leave you feeling inspired at the end of the show with a quick reminder about the dangers of comparison.

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The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or a moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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Teacher Pet Peeves That Make Our Skin Crawl Dec 19, 2022

This week, we are covering all the things that make teachers' skin crawl—all of our biggest pet peeves both in and out of the classroom. Everything from pencil wrappers to toxic coworkers, but ultimately respect.

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The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or a moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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Stocked Classroom Confessions with Lauran Woolley Dec 12, 2022

Hey all you hot messes! We have a special treat this week as we are joined by the incomparable Lauran Wooolley @mrs.woolleyin5th . We cant agree more about the benefits self-contained classes, the challenges of stocking your own classroom, and living up to the social media hype as a teacher.

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Classroom Horror Stories Dec 05, 2022

Hey all you hot messes! This week we talking about the things your classroom nightmares are made of with classroom horror stories. We unveil your blunders, mistakes, and embarrassments including losing your pants, hidden locker pets, wrong time - wrong place classroom walk ins, dad's adult magazines, bathroom accidents, and more that will have you "buzzing"!

Trust me, you are going to want to hear these cringe-worthy stories from your colleagues and friends.

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The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or a moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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Teacher Burnout is Real Nov 28, 2022

Listen to the all-new season of Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast wherever you stream your podcasts - Apple, Spotify, Google, Amazon, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Deezer, Pandora, Soundcloud, etc. Don't forget to subscribe/follow and PLEASE leave a review!

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About this podcast: The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or a moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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Episode #21 - Hot Mess Answers to Hot Mess Questions From YOU Hot Messes Out There (with guest star: hubby Jeff!) Mar 03, 2022

Hubby and high school history teacher joins me today for a Q&A sesh from you, our listeners!

Also...

COME SEE ME LIVE AT THE BT COMEDY TOUR! Spring break tickets on sale now and summer break shows coming out soon!

Big news hot messes... You can catch me Live on stage this spring or summer break in a city near you! That's right, the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour is finally happening and it's going to be EPIC. I'll be joining the stage with teacher-comedy legends Devin Siebold, KC Mack, Honest Teacher Vibes, Mr. Thomas English, Mr. Williams PreK, and Gerry Brooks. Get your tickets before they sell out and if you don't see a show in your city/state yet, let us know by signing up to our email list to be the first to know!

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Episode #20 - I'm Going on Tour! Also... What the Actual Fork is Going On in Indiana?!? Feb 17, 2022

In this episode, I go off on everything that's wrong with this ridiculous Indiana Bill, but first......

COME SEE ME LIVE AT THE BT COMEDY TOUR! Spring break tickets on sale now and summer break shows coming out soon!

Big news hot messes... You can catch me Live on stage this spring or summer break in a city near you! That's right, the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour is finally happening and it's going to be EPIC. I'll be joining the stage with teacher-comedy legends Devin Siebold, KC Mack, Honest Teacher Vibes, Mr. Thomas English, Mr. Williams PreK, and Gerry Brooks. Get your tickets before they sell out and if you don't see a show in your city/state yet, let us know by signing up to our email list to be the first to know!

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Episode #19 - Normalizing Teachers Being Human - A Fun Chat with Mrs. Frazzled! Feb 11, 2022

You may know her from TikTok where she has amassed a million followers! Join me and the lovely Ms. Frazzled for a fun conversation about social media pressure, pandemic teaching, and her personal outlook on her rise to fame on social media.

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Episode #18 - All the Reasons Why Teacher Besties Are Essential to Our Survival! Feb 03, 2022

In this episode, I talk about parents around the country signing up to fill in the substitute teacher shortage and why all teachers need at least one teacher bestie in their life!

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Episode #17 - Revisiting Our Early Teaching Careers & Preventing Teacher Burnout Jan 07, 2022

This episode was inspired by a TikTok video I found from Dr. Zeisner whose idea for how new teachers work schedules should be set up might just be the best idea I've heard from any admin... ever!

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Episode #16 - Important Reminders All Teachers Need to Hear Right Now Dec 04, 2021

In this episode, I share some reminders for the teachers that are feeling the weight of this year. Whether you're struggling to walk into your classroom or thriving as an educator right now. If it’s your first year or 50th year, this episode is for you. These are reminders that all teachers, who are just barely making it through each day of this difficult school year, need to hear this year!

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Episode #15 - Everything Special Education With a Special Guest Nov 26, 2021

On this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express, I sit down with my New England friend, avid reader, and amazing special educator Braelan Martin, @thatspecialeducator! We talk all about her experiences and expertise as a special education teacher. We also discuss the problem that most schools and staff have- how different teachers with various types of classrooms can support each other. Braelan’s wisdom for education is enlightening and her passion for her students is contagious!

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Episode #14 - Talking Books, the Power of Reading During, and the Most Difficult School Year Ever with the Amazing Juan Gonzalez Nov 17, 2021

In today’s episode, I sit down with the one and only Teaching Third with Mr. G, Juan Gonzalez to talk about all things books and the relatable reality of teaching. Juan shares where he is at with teaching this year and how he is handling it mentally. He also shares his passion for using books of all shapes and sizes in the classroom and how he teaches his students to share that same passion. Juan is an absolute treasure of a human with a treasure trove of a library and one of the kindest teachers I’ve ever had the pleasure of speaking with. You are not going to want to miss this episode!

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Episode #13 - Happy Hour, Spreading Kindness, and Some Exclusive Ms. Sutherd Secrets! Oct 23, 2021

You may have heard of her... Ms. Sutherd's viral TikToks about "Oh Crap" teaching moments and her students' crazy requests got responses from NFL teams, Tony Hawk, Jack Black, and many more. And today, she's hopping aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with me to chat about how it all started for her, how she handles criticism from online bullies, and some of her passions, including her puppies and Shriner's Hospital. Ms. Sutherd is a passionate educator and kind person that is truly spreading goodness with the platform she has. You're not going to want to miss this conversation with some exclusives just for the Hot Mess Teacher Express!

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Episode #12 - Messages from Real Teachers Struggling This Year, the Superintendent of the Year, and Staff Meeting Morale Fumbles & Puns Oct 09, 2021

Riding the solo train for this episode as I read off some of the hundreds of heartbreaking messages I've been receiving from Hot Mess Teacher Express listeners/teachers about their struggles this school year. We praise an amazing superintendent that recently created a 3-day weekend for her staff and students' mental health and well-being. YES! And then I share a few stories of frustrating "gifts with puns" given to teachers by leadership with the intentions of boosting morale, but falling short. Get ready to laugh, cry, and do some serious eye-rolling!

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Episode #11 - Discussing The Rabbit Hole That is Teacher TikTok with the Hilarious Classroom DJ, @Mr.Porpilia Sep 27, 2021

In this episode, we get to know one of my favorite TikTok teachers, Mr. Ben Porpilia. We talk about a few of his hilarious TikToks including his Friday Turn-ups and how his students, admin, co-workers, and the parents react to his TikTok fame. Stay tuned until the end, when Mr. Porpilia reveals a killer playlist for all the moments in teacher life when we need the perfect soundtrack!

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Episode #10 - This Teacher Turned a Side-Hustle into a Multi-Million Dollar Company - w/ Special Guest: Kayse Morris, The CEO Teacher Sep 18, 2021

In this episode, I'm not only joined, but inspired by a teacher-turned-millionaire, super mom of 5, TPT queen, and the founder of The CEO Academy herself, Kayse Morris. She tells us all about where she started, how she tripled her teaching salary and made it to where she is now, giving teachers all over a chance to become a CEO teacher too. Tune in to this special episode and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

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Episode #9 - Me & the Hubby Talk Differences Between Teaching Elementary vs. High School Sep 10, 2021

In this episode, my one and only makes a debut appearance aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, and graces us with his ever-so-interesting high school history teacher presence! We explore the antagonizing mystery of his 80-minute daily planning period but how ultimately, elementary teaching is better, because I win, always. Just kidding. Or am I? ...tune in and find out!

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Episode #8 - Building Relationships With Your Students & Hacks For Keeping Them Engaged w/ Special Guest: Esther Brunat Sep 05, 2021

In this episode, I'm joined by a hilarious high school math teacher and student engagement guru, Esther Brunat (@estherbrunat) for a conversation full of laughter and inspiration. Tune in to hear all about her classroom engagement hacks, her amazing stories, and why building relationships with your students is so important for them and for us as teachers!

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Episode #7 - Reflecting on My First Year of Teaching With My Teacher Besties (& Our Advice to All First Year Babes!) Aug 26, 2021

In this episode, we go way back to the beginning of my career. I'm joined by my teacher besties from my first year of teaching to reminisce about the glory days, share our honest experiences, talk about the mistakes we made, and the expectations of a first-year teacher. To all the first-year teachers out there, this episode is for you! Stay tuned to the end for a special giveaway announcement. Winners will be picked/contacted on Sunday 8/29/21!

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Episode #6 - All the Jobs Being a Teacher Has Qualified Us To Do (and my appreciation for Simone Biles) Aug 20, 2021

Thank you so much to everyone for all the support and kind messages I received after Episode #5! In this episode, we recognize Simone Biles' courageous act and the example she set for everyone putting their job before their mental health. And then we get silly with my list of Jobs Teachers Could Totally Do After Being an Educator. Hop on and join the fun. ALL ABOARD!

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Episode #5 - Teacher Burnout: Hear the Stories of Fellow Teachers Who Made the Hard Decision Jul 17, 2021

In this episode, we have a difficult but important conversation about teacher burnout. We listen to the stories of real teachers who had the hardest decision of their lives and what the overall main reason was for them hanging up their teacher shoes.

BREAKING NEWS: Will Miss Smith be returning to the classroom this fall? Listen 'til the end to find out...

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Episode #4 - Toxic Positivity, Boundaries, Self Care & a Healthy Addiction to Target - with Halee Sikorski (@alattelearning) May 19, 2021

In this episode, another one of my favorite teachers on the gram Halee Sikorski from @alattelearning joins me to have the discussion all teachers need to hear this school year more than ever! Listen to Halee's intelligent take on self-care and toxic positivity in the teacher world, and see how she scores on the Target Addict quiz.

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Episode #3 - A Super Important Conversation About Why State Testing Needs to Be Canceled This Year & Reevaluated Apr 28, 2021

In this episode, I'm joined by Christina (@thedaringenglishteacher) and Emily (@readitwriteitlearnit) to talk about their social media campaign #CancelStateTesting2021 this year and the many reasons why. We talk about how inconsistent instruction has been this school year, how some students are STILL remote learning, equity issues involved with students testing at home via remote learning, students’ mental health mattering more than test scores, how standardized tests are racially biased and do not truly measure growth and knowledge, how they take away 20-25 hours of instructional time, AND how they take BILLIIONS OF DOLLARS away from school funding.

Listen as we discuss how their social media movement came to be, their impressive backgrounds, how others can help, and a bonus drop of wisdom for the rest of us hot mess teachers just trying to get through this testing season during a global pandemic!

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Episode #2 - The Teachergram Purge, The Office Trivia Battle & Pandemic Teaching as a New Mom - with Britt Root (@miss5th) Apr 07, 2021

I'm SO excited about this episode! Today, I'm joined by one of my favorite teachers/people/friends... Brittany Root aka @miss5th on IG. Join us as we dive into what it's like to be a new mom in the pandemic teaching world, hear what she has to say about her Instagram purge that shocked the "Teachergram" world, and find out who wins a heated battle of trivia with some tough questions about our favorite show, The Office!

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Episode #1 - Hot Mess School of Education - The Classes We Should Have Had Back in College! Mar 20, 2021

In today’s episode, Jess dives into reflecting on this year and what made her become a teacher. She also shares what classes she wishes she had when studying to become a teacher on a special segment of the Hot Mess Teacher Express School of Education!

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Hot Mess Teacher Express Trailer (Launch) Mar 12, 2021

This podcast is for Hot Mess Teachers who are riding the hot mess express with their hot messy buns on top of their heads. We will be talking real teacher life... Like that one time I found a 2-day old donut left in the teachers' room and I had it for lunch while making copies... We'll be finding humor in the everyday insanity, chatting with some of your favorite teachers, and just celebrating life on the hot mess teacher express. Choo choo! All Aboard.

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