Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast

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Are We Letting Students Fail Or Pushing Them To Pass? Jun 12, 2023

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The Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess is pulling into the station to cover one of the thorniest issues in teaching - letting students fail. Vinny gives us some real talk about how student failure often feels like a reflection on us as teachers. But we are here to tell you, it's not always about us.

We ponder the question of whether failure is really a part of growth. After all, isn't it soul crushing to fail at something the first time? But, it's often a crucial step on the path to learning and success.

We also dive into the hotly debated topic of discipline, comparing our experiences in the US vs. the UK. From maintaining classroom order to managing serious infractions, we share our thoughts on when to give a stern look, when to have a chat, and when the law needs to step in.

In our beloved "Hot or Not" segment, we discuss those brave souls who call out other students for their behavior. We can't help but chuckle at students who handle classroom disruptions in their own unique way. Oh, and let's not forget about those classroom farters. Yes, we're talking about you!

In "Grinds Our Gears", Vinny lets it rip on incessant spam callers, and Jess can’t handle that awkward jog you do when someone holds the door open for you. Is it a sprint? Is it a walk? Who knows!

And finally, in "Underdogs in Education", we give a big shout-out to the true unsung heroes of school systems across the country - Case Managers.

So settle in and join us on this wild ride through the world of teaching. Remember, when it comes to students failing, we're all in this together!

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Teacher Potlucks: The Good, The Bad, And The Inedible Jun 05, 2023

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Buckle up for a wild journey through the world of "Teachers Potlucks", staff discounts, and school funding. Let's just say, things get real, real fast.

We kick off the discussion with Vinny laying down the law on when it's okay for teachers to post their wishlists online. Spoiler alert: influencers, you're not off the hook! Then Jess chimes in with her views on platforms like Donors Choose and how they aren't universally accepted.

Next, we dive into the dark depths of the school supply struggle. Vinny paints a hilariously grim picture of the quality of schoolroom supplies, with a special focus on the dreaded Chromebooks. Who would willingly choose them? No one, that's who. And we know you've all been wondering - do teacher discounts actually exist? We put this question to rest as Vinny muses on the elusive perks that aren't as publicized as we'd like.

From there, we launch into a discussion about staff potlucks. Brace yourselves, as Jess and Vinny avoid "death by crockpot" and questions of why this is considered a reward. And Vinny breaks down the school supply funding disparity in our US vs. UK segment.

It wouldn't be a Hot Mess Teacher Express episode without our Grind My Gears session. Get ready for rants about creators asking for money and the maddening phenomenon of people asking easily Google-able questions.

Lastly, we shine the spotlight on the unsung heroes in the Underdogs segment - the teachers who sign up for extra duties outside their contracts.

So, whether you're a fan of potlucks or loathe them, whether you Google every question or ask away, join us in this hilariously relatable journey through the challenges and oddities of teaching life.

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The Talk of the Teachers' Lounge May 29, 2023

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Get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head along with Jess and Vinny in this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express. We are exploring our Hot Takes on "Teachers Lounges" and whether they are a place of relaxation or the epicenter of school drama.

Jess kicks off the discussion with her firm NO WAY stance. Vinny, however, explains his need for a solo lunch, locking himself away from the bustling world of pep talks and grading. Is the Teachers Lounge a sanctuary or a stress den? Listen in to find out!

Next up, we take you on a journey comparing the American and British systems of collaborative planning and block schedules. Vinny enlightens us on the testing-based assignment approach in the US, which has Jess questioning the impact of this success-dependent system. We then grapple with the frustration of students constantly defeated by grades - a topic that will strike a chord with many educators.

Are you ready for the HOT or NOT segment? Dive into the world of Teachers venting at lunch where Vinny shares his unique venting style. Then buckle up as they discuss the not-so-hot moment when admin asks you not to sit with your grade/department during meetings. Vinny loathes this directive, while Jess has a hilarious response that will leave you in stitches.

The "Grind My Gears" segment will have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud as Vinny and Jess share their pet peeves about people who yell on the phone and more. Prepare for some epic rants that will make you feel seen and heard.

Finally, our hosts give a shout-out to the underdogs in education - the ITL and Team Leads. Find out why they deserve some appreciation, even amidst the mess of teaching.

This episode is a rollercoaster of laughter, debates, rants, and deep-dives into the world of teaching. Whether you're a fan of the Teachers Lounge or prefer a quiet corner, join us as we uncover the highs, lows, and hilarious happenings of the teaching world.

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Winning the Teacher of the Year Award May 22, 2023

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Join Vinny and Jess on the Hot Mess Teacher Express, as we explore the fascinating and often amusing world of "Teacher of the Year" awards. Despite the perceived prestige surrounding such accolades, our analysis reveals a slightly more complicated reality.

The episode starts with our Hot Takes segment, where Jess candidly shares her mixed emotions about these awards. While she aspires to receive one, she questions if she's truly deserving. Meanwhile, Vinny delves into the nomination process in the UK, providing insights from interviews and highlighting the stress involved.

Next, we compare the amount of teaching time student teachers receive in the US and the UK. Vinny shares his distinctly British experience, while Jess reveals the bittersweet ending to her student teaching days.

In our Hot or Not segment, we tackle controversial topics with our signature wit and humor. Expect entertaining discussions filled with tea, passive-aggressive remarks, and several awkward moments. And the Grind Our Gears section, we share a few juicy rants that you won't want to miss.

Finally, we shine the spotlight on Teacher Mentors in the Underdogs in Education segment. These unsung heroes play a pivotal role in shaping the teachers of tomorrow, and it's time they receive the recognition they deserve.

Whether you're a teacher, an educator, or just looking for a good laugh, hop aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express for an entertaining, relatable, and delightfully chaotic journey!

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Cussing in the Classroom!? May 15, 2023

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Vinny and Jess dive into the slippery slope of teachers cussing in the classroom and online!

Kicking things off, we dive into a hot take on teacher cussing. Is it a rebellion against the status quo or just inappropriate? Vinny and Jess share their colorful experiences, from cussing in the classroom to remaining squeaky clean.

In the US vs UK segment, we explore the stark differences in professionalism between the two countries. Hear about Jess's "too tight" trousers controversy and how it's not even a thing in the UK.

In Hot or Not, we discuss the unexpected moments when a student says exactly what you're thinking. And, brace yourself for an wild story about a student, a desk, and a fart. Vinny's hilarious reenactment of morning announcements is a performance you won't soon forget!

During Grind our Gears, Vinny questions Jess and Jess questions Vinny, leading to laugh-out-loud rants that every teacher will relate to.

Finally, we wrap up with a heartfelt shoutout to veteran teachers in their Underdogs in education segment. These classroom pros may have a bad rep, but we are here to set the record straight.

Join us for a wild ride of laughter, mishaps, and teacher truths in this unforgettable episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast!

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Why Are Teachers Quitting Mid-Year? May 08, 2023

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In this hilarious yet thought-provoking episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess, we dive into the rollercoaster world of teachers quitting their jobs – from the heartbreaking to comical circumstances we cover it all.

Jess confesses she couldn't possibly quit mid-contract, while Vinny shares his daring escape from the classroom. Listen as they discuss the taboo of quitting halfway through the year and the overwhelming challenges that push teachers to their limits.

Then, we compare maternity leave policies in the US and UK, uncovering the stark differences that make teaching across the pond seem like a dream. Hear Jess's personal experience of saving sick days to cover her maternity leave, while new teachers struggle to do the same.

In Hot or Not, we debate the necessity of mental health days and the controversial practice of mandatory volunteering. Spoiler alert: Jess is not a fan of forced participation.

And, in our favorite Grind our Gears segment, we get into some hilarious rants that will have you laughing and nodding in agreement.

Finally, the Underdogs in Education section takes a more heartfelt turn, as Vinny shares a touching message about the many roles teachers play and the importance of recognizing their lives outside the classroom.

Join us as we navigate the laughter and tears that come with teachers quitting their jobs. All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express!

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What Are Your Classroom Phone Policies? May 01, 2023

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In this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, Vinny and Jess tackle the never-ending battle between teachers and student's cell phones.

To kick things off we dive into a Hot Take on the ever-changing phone policies in high schools, where every teacher seems to have their own set of rules. Are students sneaking a peek at their screens or actually following the policies?

Next, in Hot or Not, Vinny and Jess revel in the joy of receiving the coveted "jeans all week or month" email, while also discussing the agony of students putting the entire email content in the subject line.

Crossing the pond, Vinny and Jess compare American and British spirit weeks, exploring the cultural differences between these two educational powerhouses. And, as always, our hosts let off some steam in the Grind the Gears segment. Vinny vents about people who hang onto clout after going viral for one thing, while Jess shares her frustration with people who ask for computer help but refuse to let her take control.

Finally, Vinny and Jess give a shoutout to the unsung heroes of the school system: bus drivers and transportation staff. These underdogs keep the wheels of education turning, and it's time they get the recognition they deserve.

So, buckle up and join Vinny and Jess on this ride through the world of student's cell phones, spirit weeks, and the unsung heroes of education.

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Is Giving Homework Really Necessary? Apr 24, 2023

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YOU HAVE A BLINKER FOR A REASON!

Welcome back to the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast! Vinny and Jess tackle the always controversial topic of giving homework. Is it really necessary, or just another item on the never-ending to-do list for overworked teachers and students alike?

Our dynamic duo dives into a Hot Take on the pros and cons of homework, sparking a debate so fiery, it might just singe your earbuds. Next, in Hot or Not, they discuss the phenomenon of uninterrupted prep times – a teacher's dream, but is it ever possible?

Then we cross the pond as we compare the American and British homework landscapes, uncovering the wildly differing expectations and cultural quirks on both sides of the Atlantic.

Of course, it wouldn't be a Hot Mess Teacher Express episode without some classic Grind the Gears moments. Vinny vents about people who don't signal before changing lanes, while Jess calls out those infamous parking lot bandits who leave their shopping carts to wreak havoc on innocent cars.

Finally, our hosts shine a spotlight on the Underdogs in Education: the unsung heroes that are parents of IEP and 504 students. Vinny and Jess share their admiration and appreciation for these resilient families, offering a heartfelt salute to their hard work and dedication.

So, grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and prepare for a wild ride on the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This week's episode is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question the very essence of giving homework.

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Teaching Taylor Swift in the Classroom? Apr 17, 2023

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Dear Taylor Swift: Welcome to our classroom!

Get ready for another wild ride on The Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess! In this episode, we tackle everything from teacher attention spans to the surprising role of Taylor Swift in the classroom.

We kick off our Hot Takes with a discussion on why a Taylor Swift song might just be the perfect teaching tool, and Jess shares her experiences using music in the classroom. If it brings joy, should you just go for it?

Next, in our US vs. UK segment, we explore how elementary school teachers prepare for their lessons on both sides of the Atlantic, revealing the fascinating differences in daily lesson schedules and class changes.

Is music in class hot or not? Vinny and Jess weigh in on this polarizing topic during the Hot or Not segment, before launching into another one of their hilarious rants in the Grind our Gears section.

Finally, we wrap up the show by giving a much-deserved shoutout to tech support, the unsung heroes of the teaching world, in our Underdogs segment. We can't imagine teaching without them!

Don't miss this entertaining journey through the chaotic world of teaching on The Hot Mess Teacher Express! Tune in, have a laugh, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe for more hilarious adventures.

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The Horror of When Non-Teachers Teach Apr 10, 2023

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These teachers did WHAT?!

All aboard The Hot Mess Teacher Express with your favorite chaotic educators, Vinny and Jess! In this laugh-a-minute episode, we kick things off with some sizzling Hot Takes on Teacher of the Year awards. Vinny shares his experience of being nominated for rookie of the year, only to be outshined by a brown-nosing contender.

Next, in the Hot or Not segment, Jess goes off on Jeans Day passes for teachers, and both Vinny and Jess can't help but express their undying love for movie days in the classroom. But the pass-talk doesn't stop there! In our US vs. UK segment, we compare the peculiar world of bathroom passes across the pond.

As always, Vinny rants with passion in Grinds our Gears, taking aim at those who say, "Wow, I didn't expect that video to go viral." And to wrap up the show, Jess gives a heartfelt shoutout to Student Teachers in our Underdogs in Education segment.

Don't miss this wild ride on The Hot Mess Teacher Express, where we find humor in the chaos of teaching life! Tune in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to keep the hilarity coming.

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