Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast

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Teachers Love Uninterrupted School Lunches Apr 03, 2023

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All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! In this riotously funny episode, Vinny and Jess crank up the heat and take us on a wild ride through the world of education. Hold on tight as we kick off the show with a fiery Hot Takes segment, debating the controversial issue of reading Dr. Seuss during Read Across America Week. Will we agree, or will our opinions be as different as Thing 1 and Thing 2?

In the Hot or Not segment, Vinny shares his passionate love for the elusive, uninterrupted teacher lunch, while expressing his distaste for parents who criticize the curriculum (Spoiler alert: It's a definite "Not!"). And, the US vs. UK segment takes a surprising turn as the duo discovers that school boards are a uniquely American concept – who knew?!

Jess vents her frustration in the Grinds Our Gears segment, calling out those who spend more time complaining about a job than actually doing it, while Vinny (quietly) loses his cool in a hilariously whispered rant against ASMR. Can anyone say "sensory overload"?

To wrap up this rollercoaster of an episode, Vinny and Jess give a heartfelt and humorous salute to single parents, acknowledging their extraordinary efforts in the face of countless challenges.

So, hop on the Hot Mess Teacher Express and prepare for a side-splitting journey through the ups, downs, and hilarious realities of being an educator!

Choo! Choo!

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The Highs and Lows of Themed Classrooms Mar 27, 2023

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All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Join us as we share our hilarious and unfiltered opinions on themed classrooms. While Vinny loves to go overboard with his classroom theme, Jess can't stand it when teachers turn their classrooms into a bulletin board circus.

Things get even more outrageous as Vinny confesses his love for crop-dusting students and shares his disdain for "peacock" teachers in this week's edition of Hot or Not. Meanwhile, Jess gets real about her anxiety over in-person meetings and Vinny rants about the cringe-worthy term "kiddos" as we discover what really Grinds our Gears.

Then in American vs. British, we dive deep into the world of college funding and uncover some shocking truths. To close it up, we give some much-deserved love to school custodians, who often go unappreciated for their hard work in Underdogs in Education.

So punch your ticket and get ready for some gut-busting laughs and unfiltered opinions in this episode of Hot Mess Teacher Express!

Choo! Choo!

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American Teachers vs. British Teachers Mar 20, 2023

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All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with your conductors, Vinny and Jess! In this wild and hilarious episode, we're chugging full steam ahead into Hot Takes where we're diving deep into the realm of teacher mentors, from the good and the great to the downright useless. Join us as we share our thoughts, experiences, and maybe even throw some shade!

And in Hot or Not, things are heating up as we discuss "students that share the tea" and why they're our heroes in the classroom. What's not hot? The tech issues that plague our schools, leaving teachers in a world of hurt.

Grab your passport and join us on an international debate as we compare new teacher induction programs in U.S.vs. U.K.. Are our friends across the pond setting up educators for success, while we're just throwing them to the wolves? Let's discuss!

In Grinds our Gears:, Jess vents about people trying to barge into her locked classroom sanctuary, while Vinny rages about those who overshare their relationships online, only to go radio silent during a breakup.

And to bring this train to a full stop we highlight the Underdogs in Education by showing some love for all the new teachers out there, discussing the challenges they face and how we can all rally together to support them.

Buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride on the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess!

Choo, choo!

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Uncovering Teacher Influencer Lies Mar 13, 2023

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Hop back aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess this week as we uncover all the lies teacher influencers are telling the public at large. To kick things off, in Hot Takes we are talking about teacher influencers still pretending to be in the classroom. Turns our that you don't need to make being a teacher your entire personality and you don't need to fake it to be cool.

In Hot or Not Vinny talks about the greatness of chill parents and the absolute horror of in-class observations. Then we compare school calendars in the US vs. UK coming to the conclusion that the UK really has it all figured out.

If you don't drink coffee and decide to make it a talking point, it's going to grind Jess' gears, and Vinny is EXREMELY offended by American TV shows making characters obnoxiously British.

Finally in the Underdogs in Education we give a proper shout out to really great admin. We know its not always easy, but you make us want to keep teaching!

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Choo! Choo!

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Is it Time to Ban Dress Codes in Schools? Mar 06, 2023

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Vinny and Jess are back on the Hot Mess Teacher Express is back in the station to talk dress code drama. We start things off with Hot Takes on former teachers giving professional development seminars at schools. You might be surprised what we have to say.

In Hot or Not, Vinny finds teacher drama to be on the border of Hot and Not. As long as we aren't involved, teacher drama is very entertaining. One thing we know for sure is that Teacher besties to share the drama with is VERY hot!

US vs. UK is back to take on dress codes in schools, and Jess firmly believes she has this one in the bag for the land of the free, but Vinny has some great points about what a good pair of slacks and blazers can do for students and staff.

But what really Grinds our Gears are people that immediately stand when the pane lands and folks the post negative comments on social content.

To close the show we highlight some the most undervalued Underdogs in Education, teachers who have second jobs. Now THAT is hustle!

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Choo! Choo!

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The Teachers Pay Teachers Battle Feb 27, 2023

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Jess and Vinny are back to conduct the Hot Mess Teacher Express, taking you on a journey to discover why the battle over Teachers Pay Teachers rages on. Is it helpful or just a product of a system that leaves teachers desperate for additional sources of income? We'll give you our Hot Takes.

Vinny fills us in on what's Hot or Not when it comes to students blaming technology for blank homework assignments, and teachers being overly honest with their students. And in the US vs. UK segment, we talk curriculum and why the UK model of teaching leads to a deeper knowledge of specific items.

If you want to know what really Grinds Our Gears, then you're in luck as Jess vents about classic one-uppers, and Vinny cannot contain his rage for people who can't seem to understand how lines work.

Finally, we cover one of the biggest Underdogs in Education: Paraprofessionals. From supporting students that require their care to providing emotional support for teachers, these people deserve all the respect in the world and more.

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Choo! Choo!

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Why Teachers Should Really Stop Using Students in Content Feb 20, 2023

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We are BACK with SEASON 3 of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast and we have a very special surprise for you... the show is adding a dear friend and hilarious comedian, Mr. Vinny Thomas (@MrThomasEnglish)! AND we've added all new segments this season, including:

Hot Takes: where we talk about hot topics in education and teacher life
US vs. UK: where we'll compare (and bicker) differences between teaching in the UK vs. US
Grinds Our Gears: when you get to hear us (well, mostly Vinny) vent about the things that really make our skin crawl!
Underdogs in Education: where we shine the spotlight on all the different pieces of the education puzzle that don't get enough recognition for what they do every day!

In this episode, we dive into the hot take of whether or not teachers should use their students in social media content, and the perils of teachers having their school email on their phones. We compare how teachers handle parent communication in the UK vs. US. And get ready to laugh as Vinny gets strangely worked up by people who "woo" at fireworks. Finally, we shine a spotlight on parents who are also teachers, and why they deserve all the praise (and bottomless margaritas) in the world!

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Choo! Choo!

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The Hot Mess Teacher Express First Year Teacher Survival Guide Jan 16, 2023

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Jess shares her experience as a first year teacher and the valuable lessons she wishes she had known before starting. Listen in if you're considering a career in teaching or currently navigating their first year in the classroom.

Learn from Jess's trials and triumphs, and start your teaching journey off on the right foot as you get valuable first year teacher advice, tips for becoming a teacher, and what we would consider to be essential information for starting teaching.

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Why Teachers Throw in the Towel Jan 09, 2023

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Jess takes you on a wild ride through the highs and lows of teaching while tackling a topic that's all too familiar for many teachers: why they quit.

From overwhelming workloads, to life changes, to the challenges of working with students, teaching can be a tough gig. Jess shares her honest experiences and stories about why she and other teachers have decided to throw in the towel.

So if you're a teacher feeling burnt out or just looking for a good laugh, listen in for some much-needed relief and real-talk about the challenges of teaching.

Listen to the all-new Bored Teachers podcast wherever you stream your podcasts - Apple, Spotify, Google, Amazon, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Deezer, Pandora, Soundcloud, etc. Don't forget to subscribe/follow and PLEASE leave a review!

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About this podcast:
The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress

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The Impact of the COVID-19 Pandemic on Teaching Jan 02, 2023

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Jess puts on her business blazer this week to talk about the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on the world of education. From the sudden shift to online learning to changes in expectation for students, we explore the many ways in which the pandemic disrupted our education system.

Whether you're a teacher, a student, or a parent, this episode will give you a glimpse of how the pandemic will shape the future of teaching and learning in schools across the nation. Jess ends the show on a positive not with an uplifting message for teachers everywhere.

Listen to the all-new season of the Hot Mess Teacher Express wherever you stream your podcasts and PLEASE don't forget to subscribe/follow and leave a review!

Listen now:

Apple: http://apple.co/3s5eDEc

Spotify: http://spoti.fi/3vMwuSA

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About this podcast:

The day-to-day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists, and just need a laugh or a moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun, and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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