Have Kids, They Said…

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OLDER and BETTER Feb 13, 2025

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On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive into a big question—would you rather look younger but worse or older and better? Shoutout to @jesseblockton on TikTok for this hilarious gem!

Rich realized that he and Sara are total suckers because their kids keep outsmarting them into staying up late, leaving them exhausted and cranky every morning. Meanwhile, Nicole’s daughter Parker gives us the inside scoop on how her dad, Matt, wakes them up every day… and let’s just say, it’s absolute chaos!

Also, Have Kids They Said is teaming up with MB STYLES for a special Valentine’s Day Giveaway launching on February 14th! Don’t miss out—check Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod for details.

Nicole shares an update on Parker’s ongoing school bully situation, while Rich fills us in on Sara’s latest adventure—becoming a pit master and possibly giving birth to a new business idea!

Plus, we have something extra special coming next week for all you Village Bitches in honor of Valentine’s Day and Presidents’ Day! Stay tuned!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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Nicole @mashupnicole

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Big Dill or Little Gherkins? Feb 11, 2025

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In today’s episode, some flies are getting frisky at Rich’s house—some might say they’re fumbling toward ecstasy. Rich recaps his trip to New Orleans, covering all the action leading up to Super Bowl weekend. Nicole and Rich go head-to-head in another round of Battle of the TV Dads, featuring Carl Winslow (Family Matters) vs. Dan Conner (Roseanne.)

They also tackle listener questions on handling concerns over sleepovers, calming kids without shaming them when they act out, and finding the right coaching tone for Little League.

And finally—Village B*tches, let’s give a big shoutout to Rich’s son, Ben, for his 5th birthday! Flood the socials with love!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Munch On Down To Vag Town Feb 06, 2025

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On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich welcome a very special guest—Nicole’s husband, Matt—for a deep dive into the oh-so-serious topic of edging. Rich shares the moment he walked into the iconic Superdome in New Orleans, where the Super Bowl is just around the corner. But being away from home isn’t all glitz and game-day excitement—he gets real about the guilt of FaceTiming his kids at all the wrong times. Meanwhile, Nicole opens up about her daughter’s tough experience with schoolyard bullying and the life lessons she knows she’ll one day have to pass down to her son, Keegan, before heading out to have fun. And we have to ask—when the world is ending, are you fighting tooth and nail to survive, or are you throwing in the towel like Nicole?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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If You’re Not Growing, You’re Shrinking Feb 04, 2025

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On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by Rich’s wife, Sara, with everyone tuning in from three different time zones. Nicole shares a shocking story about the worst thing that could happen to someone—her Hell’s Kitchen aesthetician was arrested for illegally injecting counterfeit Botox into unsuspecting victims. In a surprise segment, Rich’s parents and Nicole’s mom drop by to weigh in on whether they know who Kendrick Lamar is and if he’s the right pick for this weekend’s Super Bowl halftime show.

Meanwhile, the latest round of Battle of the TV Dads sparks a heated debate as Homer Simpson goes head-to-head with Al Bundy from Married… with Children, leaving Nicole and Rich at odds. Sara makes a case for adding a smoker to the Davis household, with Nicole and Rich chiming in. And finally, Rich finds himself unexpectedly roped into coaching not just one, but both of Emmy and Ben’s teams.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Rich The Push Over B*tch Jan 30, 2025

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On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are overjoyed knowing that a small segment about Keegan’s Croc game saved Rich’s daughter, Emmy, from a full-blown tantrum. With sports in full swing, they’ve both been caught up in the chaos. Now, they need your help—Rich got roped into running Emmy’s softball team and needs a name for it! Plus, Nicole isn’t thrilled and is feeling heated about the tension between Matt and Keegan at Keegan’s basketball games. Listeners, would you come to Vegas for a live recording of HKTS? Let us know by email!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Ass Access Jan 28, 2025

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On today’s episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking, which left him crying in a corner. Meanwhile, Nicole enlisted her son Keegan to convince her husband Matt to schedule his own colonoscopy. Rich also revealed that even after 15 years together, he and his wife Sara still have a strict no-fart sharing policy. Nicole and Jess take the opportunity to remind Rich he’s gross—just the motivation he needs for his epic workout glow-up in 2025. They wrap up with listener questions, including how to handle kids overhearing "adult time" and which weed drinks Rich enjoys.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Keegan’s Croc Game Jan 23, 2025

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are coming in hot roasting Nicole’s husband Matt for not getting a timely colonoscopy, perhaps because Rich was hungry and irritable fasting for his colonoscopy this week. Nicole and Rich skim over politics and (cannot emphasize this enough) are NOT talking about politics. Nicole is exhausted from dealing with sick kids and navigating a breakup with her dentist's office, while Rich experienced the joys (and challenges) of single parenting recently. Plus, we get the scoop on the most epic kids' basketball game New York has ever seen—thanks to Keegan's incredible basketball skills! Here's to growing old together—that’s meant as the highest compliment!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Bonus Episode: Satisfying Podcast 3 Jan 21, 2025

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Nicole is shaking things up again this Tuesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-hosting Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that is exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into their first episode of Satisfying for 2025, and Nicole is furious at Sam for exposing her medical business on air. Sam and Nicole get into their holidays and talk about the movies Wicked and Nosferatu.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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The Dos and Don’ts of STDs and Lice Jan 16, 2025

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich gush over vintage vacation destination outfits, the Madonna Inn, and Rich’s strong dislike of horseback riding. Nicole opens up about a jaw-dropping observation her daughter made about her dad, Matt, that hit home for her. The duo also dives into their frustration with the lack of empathy they’ve seen toward celebrities impacted by the fires. Nicole shares the chaos of a lice outbreak at Parker’s school, while Sarah and Rich recount their hilarious antics trolling a couple on a first date during their own date night.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Have You Seen My Balls? Jan 14, 2025

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich catch you up on what’s been happening with Rich and producer Jess in Los Angeles following the fires. Adding humor to your day, they dive into what couples share (and what might be too much to share). Highlights include Rich’s wife Sarah hilariously revealing she thinks she only has one stinky armpit, Jess recounting her first fire-surviving experience, and Nicole sharing a game-changing deodorant hack for women.

Rich also reveals his “smooth balls” shaving recipe—hint: it involves hair conditioner. Meanwhile, Nicole’s son Keegan has a funny moment when he thinks he’s lost one of his "balls." Rich asks about the adorable quirks boomers have when messaging their family, and in the latest round of TV Dad Face-Off, Archie Bunker takes on Herman Munster.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.