Have Kids, They Said…

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Coochie Cash Apr 24, 2025

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are riding solo without Jess (come back, we miss you!) and diving headfirst into the chaos of parenting, relationships, and random life gripes.

They cover everything from therapy feeling like a brain massage, to loving people who are both great and kind of the worst, plus Rich questioning Sara’s parking skills. Nicole’s “hate list” is growing—couple’s counseling, surprise warts, Parker growing up, and an awkward cheers moment all make the cut.

Things take a serious turn with a tricky situation at Keegan’s school, Rich panics about giving Emmy a core memory, and Nicole saves Matt from a Crocs crisis. Add in OnlyFans stats, a sweet sportsmanship moment, and a “Top That” involving bushes, and you've got one wild episode.

Subscribe, rate, and share with your favorite parent-friend! And hey—what’s on your hate list this week?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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Boots with the Fur Apr 22, 2025

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In this laugh-packed episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are serving up real talk, relatable parenting rants, and a surprise Mets/Soto play-by-play courtesy of Keegan. They chat about good intentions gone hilariously wrong, Easter baskets turning into Christmas morning, and Rich’s new Easter Eve fast food tradition.

Nicole shares the chaos of juggling Passover with sports, and the two dive into the struggle of keeping things “equal” between kids. There’s also some Love on the Spectrum feels, a baseball card nostalgia trip, and a long-overdue realization about those infamous boots with the fur.

In this week’s “TFIWK,” an anonymous listener vents about ungrateful kids, another confesses to dentist bribery, and someone’s on the fence about giving in to the puppy pleas. Rich and Nicole weigh in with their own stories, laughs, and survival tips.

🎧 Hit play, laugh with us, and remember—parenting is chaos, but at least we’re in it together. Don't forget to rate, review, and share with that friend who swore they'd never give in to a puppy... but now has three.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Call ME Daddy Apr 17, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive headfirst into the chaos once again—starting with Jack Black telling kids to chill with the popcorn and Chicken Jockey (yes, that’s a thing), and Nicole's very specific (and passionate) gripe with a certain type of sports mom. Rich hits his breaking point trying to complete a collector’s set for his kids, and the duo tackles the fine line between arrogance and confidence, which can give Nicole major secondhand awkwardness.

They crack the parenting code on bribery vs. incentive (at least we hope), lay down a new house rule that punishment will never affect family time, and try to figure out if teacher shopping during open house is the new norm. Plus, Nicole’s dreams are absolutely unhinged, and Rich finds himself in a full-on Larry David moment with no idea what to do.

It’s messy, relatable, and hilariously real. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review! Because if you’re gonna parent through the chaos, you might as well laugh through it too.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Space T*its Apr 15, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole blast off with a chat about Blue Origin’s all-women flight—which, of course, leads to the age-old question: do boobs float in space? Rich takes a deep dive into the world of Alex Earle (for science), sparking a scandalous convo about genetics and pop culture chaos. Matt swings by to answer one of Rich’s classic hypotheticals, and the crew gets real about what to do when your kid starts showing some red-flag behavior—spoiler: calling in the pros is totally okay.

Meanwhile, Rich is spiraling over Emmy’s first big event without him or Sara, struggles to not be a cringe dad at dance class, and ponders the fine art of making mom friends. Plus: the great divorce debate—mediator or lawyer?

It’s honest, hilarious, a little chaotic, and everything in between. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe—because parenting may not come with a manual, but at least you’ve got us.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Alligator, Suck It Apr 10, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich is spiraling over the never-ending madness of summer camp sign-ups (seriously, why is it harder than college apps?), while Nicole discovers Parker has zero ability to keep a secret, which made for an awkward interaction for Nicole.

Keegan’s habit involving his pants (yep, that one) makes a return during test prep, the crew talks about the highs and lows of having an only child, Sara’s trying to be the “funny mom” (the kid jury’s still out), and Matt’s on a mission to make chore time feel like a military operation.

It’s parenting in all its chaotic, hilarious glory.

Don’t forget to follow, rate, and subscribe for more weekly laughs and real-talk moments from the trenches of parenthood!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Daddy's Purple Undies Apr 08, 2025

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On this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole share some hilarious stories about those cringe-worthy moments when our parents embarrassed us—and let’s be real, when we’ve embarrassed our own kids! Rich spills the details on a very memorable story involving his dad’s underwear (you don’t want to miss this one!).

Rich’s daughter, Emmy, gets a special message from softball legend Jennie Finch—talk about a moment to remember!

The Minecraft movie is a big hit, and the duo chats about why it’s taking over the box office. They also discuss Chappell Roan’s bold opinion that motherhood is “miserable” and share their thoughts on the ups and downs of parenting.

Tune in to the laughs and parenting chaos!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Lightening Premier, Biatch! Apr 03, 2025

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This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are back with a fun mix of parenting highs and lows. They discuss how to encourage kids in sports without turning them into mini-professionals and whether cursing in front of your kids should be encouraged. Plus, the two wonder who is cleaning their doors at home, with Matt chiming in. And, of course, Rich shares the chaos of his family day at Disneyland. Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and some chill parenting talk!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Bean Flicker Apr 01, 2025

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In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS game: Parenting Roulette, where they want you to chime in with some entries.

Rich takes a unique approach to describing the Yankees' new torpedo bats—spoiler: it’s peak Rich. The hosts also put their spin on The Match Game.

What is Jessica Simpson drinking?! Rich and Nicole discuss in disbelief. And, of course, they wrap up with a love letter to everyone’s favorite comfort food—tater tots.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Atlantis is Real?! Mar 27, 2025

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In today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss the wild world of intense travel sports for kids, sharing their thoughts on how overwhelming the schedules and expectations can be. They dive into Rich's son's growing obsession with Pokémon and how it makes Rich feel inadequate. While Nicole's kids are calling out her 'mom-behavior'. The duo also tackles the tricky situation when your kids struggle with their friendships, and they reveal surprising songs that you definitely can't have your kids sing in public. Finally, Rich and Nicole talk about the sky-high costs of kid sports photos and whether it’s all really worth it. Tune in for a laugh, some relatable moments, and plenty of parenting real talk!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I Think I Banged Her Mar 25, 2025

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In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole are by themselves! They discuss the fine line between honesty and oversharing with your spouse and kids – when is it okay to tell the truth, and when should you keep things to yourself? Meanwhile, Rich can’t help but notice that mooning seems to be making a comeback, and Matt chimes in to share his thoughts on this rebellious trend.

The conversation then shifts to the legacy of George Foreman and his iconic grill. Rich and Nicole also explore the decision of pulling kids out of school for a Disney day and how that aligns with different parenting styles.

Finally, they wrap things up with the $20 strawberry – is it worth it, or are we all just falling victim to an overpriced trend? Tune in for laughs, a few parenting revelations, and plenty of playful banter!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.