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1/11: Trump BANNED, Vaccine Updates, Phallic Festival and Spyware Hacking Jan 11, 2021

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On Today’s Episode - Will gives us a rundown of all the public companies that are cancelling anything to do with President Trump because of his seditious act regarding his followers storming the Capitol, the list is long and includes pretty much every social media platform. We also speculate as to what is next for Trump, whether it be impeachment, the 25th Amendment, or resigning and where his followers will turn to stay in touch. - Covid sure as shit wasn’t going to stop the Japanese from having their annual Kanamara Matsuri or Steel Phallus Festival, we get into the festival’s history and who might be attending and why. - Some good and bad vaccine news, as a perfectly healthy Dr. dies just two weeks after taking his first dose of the vaccine. Pfizer says that the new vaccine is just as good at fighting the new variants, at least the UK one, and says that it will be no problem at all to fix the vaccine recipe here and there as new variants pop up. - Bad news for Former Trump press secretaries, Randall Lane the editor of Forbes penned an article warning companies hoping to hire former officials from President Donald Trump's administration. Forbes will assume that everything your company or firm talks about is a lie," the magazine's editor Randall Lane wrote. - Pakistan said fuck it and just gave up after one week in 2021. On Saturday, the entire country experienced a blackout, possibly a cyber attack, details still emerging. - Another Indonesian Airliner has crashed int the sea, 62 passengers on board disappeared with the plane just 4 minutes after taking off. Black boxes have been located and officials are awaiting for the official reason for the 26 YEAR OLD plane crashing. - Users of the Bluetooth-controlled Qiui Cellmate chastity device were paying off hackers after they literally had their nuts in a vice, after hackers got into the system which controls the devices. Brought to you by Blue Chew. BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Visit BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE when you use our special promo code [HARDFACTOR] -- Just pay $5 shipping. Brought to you by Paint Your Life. Get Twenty percent off And FREE shipping. To get this special offer, text the word FACTOR to 64-000. Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews Instagram - @HardFactorNews Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480

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1/8: PFTCommenter Joins to Talk Florida Men, US Capitol, Elon Musk, and Squirrels Jan 08, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… VP of Football Operations, PFT Commenter, joins to discuss the fallout of the US Capitol Riot, and how the Washington Football Team will TRY to unseat the Tampa Bay Tom Brady’s from the NFL Playoffs on Saturday Night. Elon Musk becomes the world’s richest man after Jeff Bezos dick-pic’d his way out of the spot. Out of control squirrels are terrorizing a neighborhood in Queens, leaving small cuts on hands, and bloody scenes in the snow where they viciously attack people in their yard for food. A Tampa Florida Man got caught throwing golf clubs onto the highway and punched an officer straight in the face when they tried to arrest him for the crimes… he was also driving a van with a boom arm on top of it… Go to www.Patreon.com/HardFactor - Subscribe to get additional podcasts on top of the Monday-Friday news show Pop the clutch on some Hard Factor Merch: store.HardFactor.com Brought to you by Caliper CBD, go to www.TryCaliper.com/FACTOR - Promo Code FACTOR to get 20% off your first order and start feeling GREAT today! Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews Instagram - @HardFactorNews Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG - @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG - @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG - @HardFactorWill

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1/7: Armed Protestors Storm The Capital, Danish Children's Show Features Man With Gigantic Penis Jan 07, 2021

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On Today's Episode of Hard Factor... Well as Elephant Boy used to ask on Howard Stern, “What do you want me to say?” Uh the United States Capitol building was stormed/raided/breached/invaded by a group of people that were at the Donald Trump rally in Washington D.C. and they did so an hour after he told them to march to the Capitol. He obviously didn’t tell them to invade the Capitol but it was not great from Donald all day as he then didn’t call the National Guard (Pence did) and left a pretty awful pre-recorded message kind of telling the rioters to go home but that he “loved them” and that they were “very special.” These people again were in the fucking Capitol building. All in all about three pipe bombs were found, one woman was killed inside the building via bullet to the chest/neck and everyone in America lost. Having to switch it up to some fun news, a Ted Lassoesque story comes out of Scotland. A small hamster escaped its home and nearly died in sub freezing Scottish weather, but was saved when it crawled onto a human that entered the warmth of an indoor candy shop. Pretty much the opposite of the last story. Cam Faust and Kevin Joiner, two Aussie men from East Point, about 18 kilometres north of Darwin came across a NAKED 40 year-old man who needed to be rescued from crocodile infested waters. Turns out he was a fugitive for armed burglary and had tried to hide out in the bush after popping off an ankle monitor. A new Danish children’s show is following in the footsteps of marquee children's shows like Sesame Street and The Electric Company with a new Claymation program that aims to remove the quote “shame” and “embarrassment” a lot of us feel about our bodies. The show which is called John Dillermand follows the title character as he navigates the world and the challenges that come with a serious body deformity in the form of a gigantic 25 foot penis candy stripped. Ruth Shady, world renowned archaeologist well known for recently discovering the Caral, the oldest known city in the Americas, in Peru, has been rewarded for her find. That reward comes in the form of squatters threatening to kill her, her crew, her lawyers and actually killing her dog by poison. They have also wrecked tombs and mummies at her sites nine times. China arrested pretty much every politician in the Democratic opposition party in Hong Kong on Wednesday morning, so RIP Hong Kong, it’s Communist Dictatorship for them from now on. On Hawaii's Big Island, Kilauea volcano erupted Dec. 20 for the first time in more than two years causing Lava to spew from a fissure in the northwest wall of Halemaʻumaʻu crater and cascaded into the deepest part of the crater, boiling away a water lake, replacing it with a growing lava lake, nearly 600 feet deep 81 year old Sofia Zhukova aka Granny the Ripper a serial killer cannibal who was known to give children in Russia sweets made from the flesh of her murder victims was killed by COVID. Finally COVID did something good. And that’s going to do it for Hard Factor, make sure to HAGFD! Brought to you by Caliper CBD, go to www.trycaliper.com/factor to get 20% off your first order and start feeling GREAT today!

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1/6: GA Senate Results, and Interview w/ Extraterrestrial Author Avi Loeb Jan 06, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… The Georgia Senate is coming down to the wire for David Perdue and Jon Ossoff after a Raphael Warnock win. Can Perdue hang on (probably not)?? Whoever made longshot bets for him to pull it out at www.predicit.org/hardfactor20 (first $20 matched) sure hope so (but it’s probably already over)! INTERVIEW with world renowned Astrophysicist and innovator in black hole research, FRBs, and pretty much everything relating to the search for alien life, Harvard Professor Avi Loeb. Avi walks us through his assessment of a recent interstellar object he believes is evidence of being made by aliens. He covers topics like lightsail technology (which would enable deep space exploration), and how living on the Moon and Mars would ACTUALLY work… and of course how to search for aliens. Brought to you by Caliper CBD, go to Www.trycaliper.com/factor to get 20% off your first order and start feeling GREAT today! Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews Instagram - @HardFactorNews Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG - @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG - @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG - @HardFactorWill

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1/5: Covid Update 2021, China’s Most Famous Billionaire is GONE, Tom Cruise is Headed to Space Jan 05, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… Mark runs down a highly anticipated list of everyone that has Covid-19 and why. Pat tells us about how China’s most famous billionaire Jack Ma hasn’t been seen or heard from in over two months after calling the Chinese government the equivalent of white trash. Today is election day in Georgia and Will breaks down how the tight race is for control of the Senate. Intern Bubba gives us a boots on the ground report from the current center of the political universe, Atlanta, GA. Wes gives us a high level list of the latest and greatest in Trump’s pardon spree. We talk about the space scenario that will most likely be the way the world finally says goodbye to Tom Cruise. And Brazil is now home to the worlds biggest vagina (and it’s not Jair Bolsonaro)... Brought to you by Caliper CBD, go to Www.trycaliper.com/factor to get 20% off your first order and start feeling GREAT today! Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews Instagram - @HardFactorNews Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG - @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG - @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG - @HardFactorWill

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1/4: Last Efforts In Georgia Senate Races, Harvard Professor Says Aliens Are Real Jan 04, 2021

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On today’s episode…. The Washington Post obtains audio of President Trump asking the GA Secretary of State to find more votes and makes a vague threat as to criminal activity and submitting false voting records. At the same time Ted Cruz has gathered up 11 Senators to fight the electoral college votes the House will tabulate on Wednesday, all in the hopes of creating a special election committee to audit the election results in key battleground states. The GA Senate races will happen on Tuesday. Will the Democrats gain the two seats needed to have massive power in our government moving forward? SPACE CORNER: Harvard Professor Avi Loeb, who we will interview for Wednesday’s show, believes aliens visited us back in 2017 in the form of space junk they discarded long ago, and a recent UFO sighting off the coast of Hawaii. Will we ever find out the truth, maybe if Marco Rubio has something to say about it! This might come as a surprise, but Anthony Warner, the psycho responsible for bombing downtown, and himself, Christmas Day….believed in Lizard people and sent his “Manifesto” to unlucky friends before he died. Two men shocked patrons at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in Nashville on Friday as they sauntered to the edge of the rooftop bar on the 25th bar and proceeded to leap off presumably to their deaths. They actually were base jumping. Self described “Mother” and “Grandmother” Nancy Pelosi is ushering in a new era in the House of Representatives this week and she’s kicking it off by publishing procedural rules that remove all gendered terms… like Mother and Grandmother. More notably terms like “He and She” New Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green, alleged QAnon believer from Georgia, refused to put her mask on at work and was asked to leave if she wasn’t going to put one on at her first day in the 117th Congress. Nancy Peolosi and Mitch McConnell’s homes were vandalized, the decorator’s used pigs heads, fake blood and spray paint to get their messages across. The Mayor of Jacksonville threatens to meet an internet troll for a fight after the troll repeatedly insults the Mayor and calls his wife ugly. Brought to you by Caliper CBD, go to Www.trycaliper.com/factor and enter coupon code FACTOR at check out to get 20% off your first order and start feeling GREAT today!

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12/31: NYE Special Episode - Thank You and Goodbye Barstool Dec 31, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode... Today is the last show of the year for Hard Factor and the last show ever for Hard Factor with Barstool Sports. It's been an honor and a privilege and we have truly enjoyed every minute of it. Thank you to all of the Barstool employees that helped us and all of the stoolies that checked out our show. The show will go on for Hard Factor, every weekday morning, with no day's off starting Monday 1/4 everywhere podcasts are available, with the same name 'Hard Factor.' - To begin, the show Wes takes us on a run down of the current news related to COVID and the federal government including the death of a congressman elect and Mitch McConnell's new bill. - Next up, Mark takes us on a year in review of the best Florida Man stories of the year as well as a few new ones. Also a first hand update on Majid “Magic” Esmaeili and Zaksee Parrot Conservatory in Tampa's status. Magic needs some help. - Finally, Will runs through some current news oddities, reviews 'Death to 2020' and takes us home with some voice mails, reviews and a song. Happy New Years Eve to everyone and have a great fucking day! -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬

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12/30: WTF Wednesday - The Satanic Temple Is At It Again, Nostradamus Is A Jerk, Crazy Swans/Kangaroos/Soccer Celebrations Dec 30, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode... It's WTF Wednesday which means all stories were listener submitted and they are all fucked up: - It turns out the Satanic Temple which was deemed a church in 2019 is taking full advantage of that and The Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993 to perform religious ceremony abortions exempt from local laws and regulations. - A 19 year old woman in Florida got arrested for DUI in Lee County after she drunkenly smashed her car into another car at 1:30AM last week. Police took her to the hospital to get checked for injuries where she then slipped her handcuffs four times. - Nostradamus was a French doctor, and all around Gloomy guy who claimed he could predict the future in “Quatrains” - which are just 4 line poems. People are reading his poems for 2021 and saying he is predicting a Zombie Apocalypse, and a Famine in 2021. So not bad. - You've all seen the video of the guy in the Circle K in Ohio get absolutely blasted with a Twisted Tea after being a racist dick. We play the video which you can see on our video podcast on youtube and discuss on the pod. - What if I told you that for the right price you could blow up an entire casino in Atlantic City, like push down the stick and watch it implode. So for around 6 years the Trump Plaza hotel and casino has been a vacant eye sore on the Atlantic City boardwalk and the city has plans to demolish it January 29th and the highest bidder gets to push the ignition. Currently the top bid sits at $175,000 and that money is all going to local boys and girls cubs of Atlantic City. - A swan in Germany saw its life long mate fly into electric wires above train tracks and die like Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2 and lost all will to live. It just stopped flying and laid down depressed in the middle of the train tracks. It wouldn’t even move when people tried to shoo it away. The swan caused 23 high speed trains to delay for over an hour. - A father in Sydney Australia that already had a broken arm suffered severe embarrasment after getting punched in the face and knocked out by a kangaroo in front of his family that he was trying to defend. That area of Sydney is now calling for a “Roo-Call” on kangaroos aka a roo cull or killing of kangaroos because they are all scared of catching that smoke. - A Paraguayan soccer player 33 year old Raul Bobadilla got a little carried away after scoring a late second half goal last Wednesday giving his team Club Guarani, a 3-2 lead and eventual win over Libertad. Like most footballers the striker celebrated his goal by removing his shirt in celebration, but he didn't stop there and took his shorts halfway down as well warranting no discipline at the time but in review a three game suspension from the league as someone else in the same league pulled their cock out after scoring earlier this season. Brought to you by PredictIt where you can gamble on news & politics. Sign up using our unique url and we will match your first $20 deposit. http://www.predictit.org/promo/hardfactor20 -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬

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12/29: 2020 Political Mixtape + Innovations in Farts and Snake Massages Dec 29, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- - It's the last full moon of 2020 and we're exhuming all the hits... - More details emerge on the Nashville bomber, but we're still waiting on the inevitable "Manifesto" - Tensions, and fundraising dollars in the GA Run-Off are getting HIGH (over $320 Million total in the last 2 months). BUT, the question on everyone's mind... Will the race be derailed by Lin Wood's Plans?? - Congress is considering making the stimulus checks $2000 instead of $600... IF they can get Cocaine Mitch to play along... - China is up to their old tricks... getting away with forced labor camps in the Xinjiang province, and silencing journalists who criticize the government with brutal methods... What the hell, China?? - Jeffrey Epstein's former cell mate found dead in apartment of Coronavirus... - Computer Repair shop owner John Paul Mac Isaac is suing Twitter over their labeling him a "hacker" for his role in the Hunter Biden laptop saga - he also dresses like an Irish gangster - Tesla installs fart sounds in their latest software update, and a local dog is farting a lot after eating an entire Turkey - People are paying to get "snake massages" now -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬

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12/28: Trump Signs Stimulus, COVID Update, Super Gonorrhea, Nashville Bombing, Sex Doll Marriage Problems & More Dec 28, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On Today's Hard Factor... - President Trump signs stimulus package - Details emerge from the Nashville Christmas Day bombing, including just how crazy the bomber was.. - BIG Covid Update, whats happening with travel, the variant, the vaccine, and will it get better soon?? - The UK and EU reach a deal on Christmas Eve, but not everyone is sold on the deal - Girls are joining the Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts say this means war.. - Super Gonorrhea is spreading thanks to the overuse of antibiotics on Covid Patients - The bodybuilder who married the sex doll finally ripped her to pieces before Christmas and we need to get Margo back to him soon before he hurts a real person Brought to you by PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor20 where you can gamble on news & politics. Sign up using our unique url and we will match your first $20 deposit. Sign up. -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬

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