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1/22: Gunz Joins, We All Have Friday Vibes And Antifa Does Not Jan 22, 2021

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On today’s episode of Hard Factor: Gunz from the Gunz show joins the boys and brings some major Friday energy to today’s show. Mark makes a retraction on his silly proclamation that there was absolutely no violence or riots on inauguration day. Antifa would like to have a word. Wes tells us about a Mom that is so bad at mothering that a car thief stole her car while she was in the store but returned it when he found a young child in the backseat and actually scolded the mother Gunz tells us about a Norwegian competition where the winner of the do the craziest thing you can think of on video won $5,000 for peeing his pants but had the prize money seized by customs Pat takes us on a lightning round of news stories that range from Dr. Fauci to American Airlines launching a wine delivery program. And much more! Brought to you by Stamps.com. Stamps.com brings the services of the U.S. Postal Service and UPS right to your computer, wherever you are. Use promo code HARDFACTOR, to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts Join the Hard Factor Patreon community for exclusive episodes, monthly happy hours, access to the discord server and more. www.Patreon.com/HardFactor

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1/21: State of the Inauguration + How to get Crypto Rich feat. Jesse Posner Jan 21, 2021

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On today’s episode of Hard Factor: We explore the basics of BitCoin with Cryptocurrency expert Jesse Posner including which coin might be the next to pop. @JessePosner -We break down who had the biggest bible at the inauguration and recaps who and who didn’t get Trumps pardon. -Wes takes us through Joe Exotic’s pardon hopes -Missing China Billionaire Jack Ma made his first “appearance” since being disappeared by the Chinese government -Will calls in to give us the latest from the home front and the perils of being a new dad. Brought to you by Stamps.com. Stamps.com brings the services of the U.S. Postal Service and UPS right to your computer, wherever you are. Use promo code HARDFACTOR, to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.

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1/20: Inauguration Preview, Was UK Sex Teacher “Too Short” To Get Nailed By Student, Taco Bell Fires a Porn Star Jan 20, 2021

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On today's episode... - Well the boys are in pretty good mood today because Hard Factor host Hard Factor Will and his wife had a beautiful baby girl and everyone is doing great. - We start the show with a Biden inauguration day preview. Things kick off around 11am today and go on all night and there are a lot of celebrities and a lot of flags. - In Egypt a female chef was arrested for making cupcakes and other sweets with very accurate penises made of icing on top of them. They were deemed ‘indecent and immoral shapes.’ The chef claims she was instructed to make the cakes by a group of women that were just trying to have fun and that they must have all momentarily forgotten they were in Egypt. - A female teacher in the UK is in big time trouble for having sex with her at the time 15 year old male student. The descriptions of the rendezvous were very descriptive leaving a huge opening for the teacher’s defense lawyer to say impossible that this six foot tall boy could have sex with my five foot tall client while stadning from behind on a fence. - Taco Bell decided to become super judgemental in 2021 and fired an employee who moonlights as a two time AVN nominated porn star after a drive thru customer complained that the drive thru chick makes me do things to myself that make me go to confession. - A family almost burnt alive in their home because they claim they could not smell the roaring fire in their house due to being COVID positive. Luckily their daughter is not positive and had her sense of smell and sense to get everyone out of the house. - Finally researchers from the University of Bristol and Mass Amhearst undertook the gigantic task of recreating what the dicks and vaginas of Dinosaurs looked like and they now think they were multi tooled and colorful These stories and more…. Brought to you by Stamps.com. Stamps.com brings the services of the U.S. Postal Service and UPS right to your computer, wherever you are. Use promo code HARDFACTOR, to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsN Instagram - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsNet Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG- @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG- @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG- @HardFactorWill

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1/19: Germany Thought It Wise to Call Their Covid Jails ‘Detention Camps’, Who's on Trump’s Pardon List, The Pretend Commute Trend Jan 19, 2021

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On Today's Episode.... - Germany is back at it again. By back at it again I mean they are putting people in detention camps again or thinking about it. In total four German states plan to place people who repeatedly refuse to quarantine after being exposed to COVID-19 in detention centers. Not sure how this got past the world but maybe think Germany should lay off describing gatherings within their borders as ‘camps’ for a while. - Pat takes us through one of the last Trumpdates of Trump’s presidency including whose on his pardon list and how inauguration day will be unlike any we’ve scene in 152 years. - It looks like the news of a Biden presidency has led to central America dusting off the old jumper cables and firing up the caravan again. - An 18 year old woman who moved into a new home in Arizona got a little bonus the realtor didn’t tell her about when she looked behind a strange looking mirror in her bathroom. - We take a look at the newest work trend during the Covid era.. the fake commute. These stories and more…. Brought to you by Stamps.com. Stamps.com brings the services of the U.S. Postal Service and UPS right to your computer, wherever you are. Use promo code HARDFACTOR, to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsN Instagram - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsNet Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG- @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG- @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG- @HardFactorWill

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1/18: MLK Day, COVID Update, Russian Incest and Arrests, Animals and Politicians Jan 18, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor: - We celebrate Martin Luther King Jr Day at the top of the show and wish well wishes to Will who is out on paternity leave -The pleasantries come to an abrupt end as the first news story of the day is a COVID update from Wes and spoiler alert it’s not a bunch of great news. Even more vaccines are coming though in the one bit of good news. -At least you’re not Alexei Navalny. Mark walks us down that idiot’s weekend. He decided it would be a good idea to go back to Russia and his plane was allegedly re-routed at the last minute to land at an airport without his friends, supporters and journalists waiting and instead with armed men who immediately detained him -Pat tells us about how Jamie Lynn Spears, the sister of Britney Spears and the creepy combination of her parent’s names Jamie and Lynn is blaming Elon Musk for murdering her cats. Calling Tesla a quote “Secret Cat Killer” because the cars are so quiet and the cat’s can’t hear them. She later walked this back a bit but did bring up a good point that electric cars should have a dog whistle, which they do by law as of September 2020. -Other stories include a crazy Russian incest story, Joe the Pigeon update, cocaine hippopotamuses, and politicans politicking. Brought to you by Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in HARDFACTOR to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews Instagram- @HardFactorNews Youtube- HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG- @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG- @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG- @HardFactorWill

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PATREON SAMPLE - Florida Man Friday Jan 15, 2021

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1/15: Biden’s Stimulus Plan, MS-13s Board of Directors, Florida Man Stories, Corrupt AI, Eating Insects & More Jan 15, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor: Mark tells us what to expect with Biden’s new stimulus plan called American Rescue Plan Flo Health Care a developer for a period tracking/fertility app got caught sharing too much data with facebook,,, including when women were ovulating. Advertisers would then swoop in on the users with the appropriate ads for ovulating women. We also learn about how humans are corrupting AI with their nasty human behaviors including racism and sexism. Pat tells us about MS-13s board of Directors and what kind of business ventures they are getting into. We learn about Marjorie Taylor Greene, the R-GA, and her plans to file article of impeachment against Joe Bident the day after inauguration. Wes plays some great clips so we can get to know Marjorie and what she believes. Mark takes us through a plethora of Florida stories, including a meth’d out teacher, a man who drives his tank through his neighborhood, destroying every curb in sight, and we learn about a massive sinkhole in Tampa Pat tells us about a man who is desperate to find a harddrive he tossed nearly seven years ago which he claims has the key to 200 million worth of Bitcoin. Will takes us to the “No Respect” Corner adn tells us about how Jared and Ivanka would not let members of the Secret Service use their bathroom to go number 2. We also learn about a pigeon that hitched a ride all the way to Australia from Oregon, but will sadly be killed for its efforts. Wes tells us why Europe is getting on board with eating insects, mealworms specifically, as a sustainable source of protein, something Will clearly is not on board with based on his reaction. Brought to you by PaintYourLife.com where you can get a custom hand painted portrait for a lot less thank you think. For 20% off and free shipping Text FACTOR to 64-000 Also brought to you by BlueChew. BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Join our Patreon community Patreon.com/hardfactor

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1/14: Impeachment, Injection and Inbreeding Jan 14, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor: -Will takes us through the second impeachment of President Donald Trump. What happened, what does it mean, when will it end? -Wes gives us a detailed description of how neanderthals used to have sex and how it was usually inbred. He also tells us about the very cool fad and very realistic life style of manifestation. Totally realistic, highly recommend success is just a few thoughts away. -Pat tells us about a couple who also happens to be a couple of evil geniuses in New York, who presented fake COVID positive documents to the court to get out of criminal court dates. He also tells us about how The FDA has recalled 11,317 Weis Market ice cream containers because they had metal shards in them which is not good. -Mark tells us the heartwarming tale of Patches the Calico cat that was presumed dead in the tragic Montecito, California Debris Flow mudslide of 2018 and closes the show with a tale of a man who injected himself with magic mushrooms which in turn almost made him a human mushroom. Brought to you by PaintYourLife.com where you can get a custom hand painted portrait for a lot less thank you think. For 20% off and free shipping Text FACTOR to 64-000 Also brought to you by BlueChew. BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsN Instagram - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsNet Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG- @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG- @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG- @HardFactorWill

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1/13: Trump Looks To Set Impeachment Record, A Who's Who of Insurrectionists, CIA UFO Files Jan 13, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor: -Mark breaks down what a second impeachment for Donald Trump actually means and recaps which president who had the most bad ass inauguration day party. -Pat gives us a whose who list of all of the middle aged white men who have been arrested after rioting in the Capitol and an update on why Qanon Shaman refuses to eat anything in jail. -Will takes us to space mountain to discuss the recently declassified UFO docs that came as a part of the Covid-19 relief package. -Wes gives us on overview on NYC’s newly proposed parking violation bounty initiative. These stories and more.. Brought to you by PaintYourLife.com where you can get a custom hand painted portrait for a lot less thank you think. For 20% off and free shipping Text FACTOR to 64-000 Also brought to you by BlueChew. BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsN Instagram - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsNet Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG- @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG- @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG- @HardFactorWill

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1/12: Capitol Hill Still Protesting Itself, Parler is GONE, Turkish Televangelist Fail, and Rogue Black Holes Jan 12, 2021

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On today’s episode… Events on Capitol Hill continue to stun the nation, as Trump calls for a state of emergency in DC through January 24, House Dems eye the second impeachment for Donal Trump, which would set an all time record. The coservative alternative to Twitter, Parler, has been wiped off the face of the internet by Apple, Google, and Amazon Web Services… and it’s Gone. Will it come back? Would probably be a good time to come back for them considering Twitter stock is tanking with all the recent censorship. Turkish Televangelist Adnan Oktar turned out to be a sex trafficking scoundrel… weird it took him so long to get caught considering he kept hundreds of surgically enhanced “kittens” in his house… sadly, the kittens were just real women who he abused like a scumbag. We take it out to SPACE where there are rumors of rogue black holes drifting through space, destroying everything in their path and generating plasma jets. Not only that, Jupiter is covered in Wifi, and Mars has a giant ice cavern 30 times the size of the Grand Canyon (Elon probably pumped). On top of all that, the great conjunction of Saturn and Jupiter added Mercury to the mix to kick off 2021. Ben and Jerry’s is making doggie ice cream which is probably more expensive than most human ice creams, and Much More… Brought to you by Blue Chew. BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Visit BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE when you use our special promo code [HARDFACTOR] -- Just pay $5 shipping. Brought to you by Paint Your Life. Get Twenty percent off And FREE shipping. To get this special offer, text the word FACTOR to 64-000. Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews Instagram - @HardFactorNews Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG - @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG - @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG - @HardFactorWill

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