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2/4: Kids Back in Cages, Bezos Still a Weirdo, Panty Theft Addiction, and Macho Men Gone Wrong Feb 04, 2021

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On today’s Hard Factor - 04:25 - Will does a Political Lightning round of headlines including the Q Shaman getting organic food in jail, new “overflow facilities for children” at the border, AOC not in the Capitol during the riot, Lin Wood is being investigated for… voter fraud, John Kerry take a PJ to celebrate climate leadership, Greta Thunberg accidentally posts an ad read order, and stimulus update - 10:00 - Mark explores how Amazon took $62 million in tips from delivery drivers that had to be rewarded back to them after an investigation, all while Bezos makes himself look more like Xerxes every day and tries to take over Washington DC. - 17:20 - Wes tells us the haunting tale of a man in California who is tragically addicted to stealing underwear and dildos out of women's houses - 23:15 - Pat runs down Morgan Whalen’s latest mistake when he called his white friends by the N-word on video over the weekend, after fucking up a bunch of other times too - 32:30 - Will goes over how China and Japan are using sports and competition in effort to make their society more MACHO - 38:50 - Mark tells us about a kid who’s in a coma for all of 2020, only to wake up to a family who thinks they had it worse than him during the same time - 41:36 - Wes catches us up on the deadly FBI Raid in Florida These stories and MUCH more… Brought to you by http://MackWeldon.com/Factor a modern online fashion outlet for Men - Enter Promo Code FACTOR for 20% off your first order Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new FREE way to interact with us! Join us for live shows on the Stereo app at least every Wednesday and Friday. Download the FREE Stereo App at https://stereo.com/en so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Download the app and Follow @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes @patcassidy and @internbubba to get started. Want more Hard Factor? Join our Patreon Community at http://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - Send in the Car Follow @HardFactorNews on TikTok, LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to stay connected.

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2/3: Hollywood Sign Gets A Sexy Makeover, Goats In Zoom Meetings, Navalny Goes To Prison, Faking Death & More Feb 03, 2021

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On today’s Hard Factor - 03:00 - Mark tells us about some mischievous do gooders who changed the Hollywood sign to a much sexier name all in the hopes of raising awareness for Breast Cancer, but the nerds at the Hollywood Sign Commission, who look over the sign, were not entertained. - 10:00 - Wes takes us to hunt for some more treasure, this time one lucky SOB finds a gold figurine once belonging to the crown of King Henry VIII. The gold piece was found near a market by a metal detectorist and is said to have fetched 2.5 million dollars - 14:45 - Will fills us in on how Alexy Navalny is doing, having just been sentenced to 2.5 years, or as we see it, life, in a Russian prison for embezzlement charges he claims are totally false. We speculate on his fate and share some troubling photos of him before being hauled off. - 20:00 - Pat fills us in on 32 year old Rhode Island man Nicholas Alahverdian, who allegedly faked his own death to avoid some rather serious charges against him, using some hilarious tactics to do so, including writing his own obituary. - 27:00 - Mark takes us to The Soft Corner to tell a tale about the worst brother in the history of brothers, who is now facing the death penalty in Louisiana along with some of his friends who he hired to carry out a hit, this is one you really need to hear to believe! - 31:30 - Wes explores the new favorite pastime of “cool” CEOs, that being hiring a goat to pop in on their next ZOOM meeting for a few laughs. - 37:30 - Will takes us back to The Space Corner to talk about Space Xs newest failed rocket launch, Space Force, the new Mars robot landing and more. These stories and more… Brought to you by http://MackWeldon.com/Factor a modern online fashion outlet for Men - Enter Promo Code FACTOR for 20% off your first order Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new FREE way to interact with us! Join us for live shows on the Stereo app at least every Wednesday and Friday. Download the FREE Stereo App at http://stereo.com/en so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Download the app and Follow @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes @patcassidy and @internbubba to get started. Want more Hard Factor? Join our Patreon Community at http://www.patreon.com/hardfactor Follow @HardFactorNews on TikTok, LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to stay connected.

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2/2: Full On Coup in Myanmar, Elon Musk Implanted a Chip In a Monkey’s Brain, Lawyer Bangs Client On Public Zoom Call Feb 02, 2021

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On today's episode -Citizens of Myanmar woke up on Monday to an announcement from the military-owned television station that the top army commander was in charge and a one-year state of emergency had been declared, also sorry. The military claims that Aung San’s landslide election victory in November was no good so they’re running the show for a year… but not to worry because it’s just for one year, that’s all. -Elon Musk took to the new app Clubhouse to press the CEO of Robinhood about why he boned their user base from stealing from the rich. Also, in a separate Clubhouse Q&A the leader of Mars announced that his Brain Control startup Neuro Link has implanted a wireless chip into a monkeys brain so it can effectively play video games. Well done science. -A Peruvian lawyer gave some special treatment to one of his client’s girlfriends during a Zoom hearing for a Peruvian mobster. The special treatment involved a thorough investigation into the workings of her body, all while the judge, the jury, and his client involuntarily observed (an probably learned a few things). -Wes gives us a full breakdown of the impending stimulus bill and the potential of the federal minimum wage being increased to $15/hour. -A lion named Musafa has died after electro-ejaculating to make a baby Simba -New findings in the whereabouts of union leader and mafia associate Jimmy Hoffa may shed light as to what happened to Hoffa. These stories and more… Brought to you by http://MackWeldon.com/Factor a modern online fashion outlet for Men - Enter Promo Code FACTOR for 20% off your first order Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new FREE way to interact with us! Join us for live shows on the Stereo app at least every Wednesday and Friday. Download the FREE Stereo App (https://stereo.com/en) so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Download the app and Follow @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes @patcassidy and @internbubba to get started. Want more Hard Factor? Join our Patreon Community: http://www.patreon.com/hardfactor Follow @HardFactorNews on Twitter and Instagram to stay connected.

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2/1: Role Playing Games and Chucky Doll Crime Sprees + US Navy Making UFOs?? Feb 01, 2021

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On today’s episode…. - Capitol Hill is still busy with impeachment and stimulus, so we talk about some fresh topics to change the pace today - THE SLEAZE CORNER: Exploring Epstein's messaging app, Lincoln Project Founder who’s also a Pedo Guy (allegedly), and a former Private Investigator for the Clintons winds up beaten to death - Soldiers at Fort Bliss got sick after “accidentally” drinking Antifreeze. No word on how 11 of our finest recruits got duped into this one, but thankfully it’s looking like they should be OK - Texas DPS put out an APB for a Chucky Doll and his son “Glen” who had gone missing…. Whoops - Space Mountain has fresh evidence of the US Navy messing with potentially alien technology in newly released documents, and there is perhaps one of the clearest UFO sightings to date just outside Los Angeles - A Nerd gets fleeced for a digital knife in an RPG, and ended up getting the courts to convict his con-man for an 8 year sentence for the digital theft. The thief allegedly underpaid the nerd by about $1200 for the digital artifact… - A Peeping Tom in Stafford, VA fell through the ceiling of the women’s locker room at his local gym after climbing up there to take a peek like a truly horny nutjob… and MUCH more... Brought to you by http://MackWeldon.com/Factor a modern online fashion outlet for Men - Enter Promo Code FACTOR for 20% off your first order Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new FREE way to interact with us! Join us for live shows on the Stereo app at least every Wednesday and Friday. Download the FREE Stereo App (https://stereo.com/en) so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Download the app and Follow @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes @patcassidy and @internbubba to get started. Want more Hard Factor? Join our Patreon Community: http://www.patreon.com/hardfactor Follow @HardFactorNews on Twitter and Instagram to stay connected.

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1/29: Robin Hood Takes a Dump on Our Chests, and Cuomo is Worse than Advertised Jan 29, 2021

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-The Robin Hood app suspended trading on all of the stocks that were over-leveraged because of pressure from the Wall Street fat cats who got caught with their pants down and everyone at Hard Factor (other than Wes) lost their shirt. -Mark breaks down Joe Biden’s new favorite pastime, which other than presidential naps, is issuing executive orders – some of which may effect your healthcare. -A new report on Covid deaths from the NY Attorney General exposes some major fuck ups from Governor Cuomo. Cuomo has been patting himself on the nipple rings with pride since day one about what a good job he’s been doing. -Wes gets into some excellently creative techniques employed by middle and high school students to trick teachers into thinking they’re paying attention during Zoom classes. These stories and more… Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new way to interact with us! Join us for a live show on the Stereo app soon. Download the FREE Stereo App (https://stereo.com/en) so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Stayed tuned for more details on how to engage with us on Stereo at the end of today’s episode. Go to www.stereo.com to get started. Follow us @hardfactorpat @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes Want more Hard Factor? Join our Patreon Community: http://www.patreon.com/hardfactor

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1/28: Large Joins To Explain What Happened With The Reddit Stock Market Explosion Jan 28, 2021

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On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… At the back of the show we have an interview with @LargeBarstool who breaks down what exactly happened with Gamestop, AMC, and all of the other stocks that made thousands of Reddit users newly minted millionaires. -Some are are calling for California Governor Gavin Newsome to resign and the prediction markets agree -Pat breaks down the numerous conspiracy theories supported by freshman congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene -Wes answers the age old question of who spends the most time on the toilet -A small town Texas Sheriff has been sticking his wick in too many places and his lovers have banded together against him. These stories and more.. Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new way to interact with us! Join us for a live show on the Stereo app soon. Download the FREE Stereo App (https://stereo.com/en) so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Stayed tuned for more details on how to engage with us on Stereo at the end of today’s episode. Go to www.stereo.com to get started. Follow us @hardfactorpat @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes Want more Hard Factor? Join our Patreon Community: http://www.patreon.com/hardfactor

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1/27: WTF Wednesday! Erection Cream For Lips, Death By Orgasm, Man To Alien Transformations, Putin’s Palace, The Conway Family & More Jan 27, 2021

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1/27: WTF Wednesday! Erection Cream For Lips, Death By Orgasm, Man To Alien Transformations, Putin’s Palace, The Conway Family & More On Today’s Episode.. - Mark tells us about a African man who went out like many men want to, having sex. Apparently it was that good. - A Frenchman who is transforming himself to look like a black alien, including removing his nose, lips, and tattooing himself completely black. It’s frightening. - Will plays us one of the funniest videos we have ever seen, as a tik tok star tries out penis erection cream on his lips, and the results are fantastic. Pretty soon everyone in LA is going to be putting this stuff on their lips. - Pat directs us through a lot of teenage angst and the drama going on at the Kellyanne Conway house. Who really posted the picture of her 16 year old daughter, Claudia, topless, and will they have a reality show? - Mark shows us some pictures of Putin’s extravagant 1.7 billion dollar palace that Alexei Navalny posted on YouTube and now has over 100 million views. The palace is immense and comes with its own casino. - Bali is combating tourists who refuse to wear masks with a unique punishment system..pushups. The tourists have gotten so out of control with their disregard for wearing masks that they face up to 50 push ups in the streets if caught not wearing a mask. - Will puts ex Casino CEO “Hot Rod Baker” in the soft corner. Apparently he and his young wife tried to steal some vaccines from elders of the White River First Nation Tribe in Canada. - Finally Pat tells us about the mistreatment of monkeys that are trained to gather coconuts for coconut products that we all love. So Target has become the latest retailer to pull all products made with monkey labor from its shelves. Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new way to interact with us! Join us for a live show on the Stereo app soon. Download the FREE Stereo App (https://stereo.com/en) so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Stayed tuned for more details on how to engage with us on Stereo at the end of today’s episode. Go to www.stereo.com to get started. Follow us @hardfactorpat @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes

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1/26: Impeachment “Sequel” Begins, COVID Variants are Multiplying, and Chameleon Smuggling Gone Wrong Jan 26, 2021

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On today’s episode…. The impeachment “Sequel” has been taken to the US Senate and the trial will now begin… without the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court since Trump is no longer President. More importantly, Rudy G’s hair is still melting off after learning that he’s being sued by Dominion Voting systems for $1.3 BILLION after claiming their machines committed voter fraud. New COVID “variants” from the UK, Brazil and South Africa are giving vaccine makers and government officials cause to enact fresh travel bans and start working on additional “boosters” because it looks like the variants are Terrible. A Lightning Round of Other Headlines, including a homeless camp gone wild in Washington state, helicopters on Mars, potential Space mining camps, chameleon’s smuggled in socks and ice cream tubs, pit bull and bee tragedies, and a woman who stabbed her husband for finding a picture of herself on his phone… and she thought it was someone else. WHOOPS Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new way to interact with us! Join us for a live show on the Stereo app soon. Download the FREE Stereo App (https://stereo.com/en) so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Stayed tuned for more details on how to engage with us on Stereo at the end of today’s episode. Go to www.stereo.com to get started. Follow us @hardfactorpat @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes @HardFactorNews Instagram/Twitter Hard Factor on Youtube HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480

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Hard Factor Interviews Spike Cohen Jan 25, 2021

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Here is the full interview with 2020 Libertarian Vice Presidential candidate Spike Cohen Follow Hard Factor on Twitter and Instagram @HardFactorNews, @HardFactorMark, @HardFactorWes, @HardFactorWill, @HardFactorPat Voice Mail: 512-270-1480 Leave us a review

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1/25: Hunter Biden Emerges while Joe Signs EOs, Protests Erupt in Russia, and Airbag Pants Jan 25, 2021

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On today’s episode.. - Will is BACK and tells us all about becoming a new dad, how the birth went, and what he has learned so far about babies. Be sure to send him a nice congratulations on his healthy and beautiful baby girl! - We check in with President Biden and what he has been up to in his first week in office. What executive orders has he signed, HOW will the new Democratic Congress pass his relief bill and a Hunter sighting after church. - Mark takes us to “Get Down To Business” and we check in to see what happened with the crazy GameStop stock over the weekend. He also tells us about new jeans with built in airbags meant for motorcyclists, and how Bernie Sanders plans to help raise money for Meals on Wheels with sales from his now famous inauguration mitten picture. - Will takes us on an International update, indlucing Twitter finally banning the Ayatollah, the Chinese Embassy defending the forced hysterectomies of the Uyghurs, how countries are investing in China more than the US for the first time ever AND Alexy Navalny AND his wife are in Putin’s hands as protests erupt in Russia. - Wes tells us about Asia’s biggest drug lord being captured in Amsterdam. They call him “Asia’s El Chapo” and his meth business was worth an estimated 30-60 billion dollars a year and how they were doing it actually makes a lot of sense. - Finally Mark tell us about a TSA agent who was trying a little too hard to keep us all safe and now faces some charges involving forcing a woman to get naked in front of him in an elevator. Brought to you by BlueChew. BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at check out. Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new way to interact with us! Join us for a live show on the Stereo app soon. Download the FREE Stereo App so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Stayed tuned for more details on how to engage with us on Stereo at the end of today’s episode. Go to www.stereo.com to get started. Follow us @hardfactorpat @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes Follow Hard Factor on Social @HardFactorNews, @HardFactorMark, @HardFactorWes, @HardFactorWill Voice Mail - 512-270-1480

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