Stay ConnectedTwo hosts, two topics, one split-down-the-middle show. On Halfsies, Molly McAleer and Rob Schulte each bring something to the table. A double feature podcast for whatever they’re obsessed with this week.
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Hoping your holidays were drama free. This week we're reading your most memorable Christmas stories and some AITAs!
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So much happened this week that we had to split our episode in half! Our main feed episode this week covers Megan Thee Stallion, the man who shot her, and her snake former BFF going to court, Elon's newest attempt at sabotaging Twitter, DeuxMoi's hilarious blunder re: Benson and Stabler, and "hot new terms" from 2022 that changed the English language.
The rest of the stories we wanted to cover this week (the Barbie trailer, Mattel suing a beloved TikToker, R.Kelly's surprise album drop, and a creepy teacher's attempt to bust a student for skipping class) will be available on our Patreon and SolidListen+ later on Tuesday, 12/20/22.
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Elon
Elon gets booed at Dave Chappelle show in SF
Miss Anthropy explains why she thinks Elon is going full QAnon
Stalker Hack
Tana Mongeau’s friend Brooke has a creative way to text the ex who blocked you
Meg/Tory/Kelsey
Tory Lanez vs. State of California Twitter updates from Rolling Stone’s Nancy Dillion
50 Cent posts a meme comparing Megan Thee Stallion to Jussie Smolett
2022 words
Bizarre Words that Emerged in 2022 (according to DailyMail)
DeuxMoi
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@guymrdth gives his 2023 predictions on Twitter (and here’s our 2023 predictions episode if you missed it!)
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Brittney Griner came home, Britney Spears went off on a drive thru worker, Ted Cruz's teen daughter became national news and Molls and Tiffany talk about Christmas shopping.
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Briney says Fuck you to a Jack In The Box Employee
Britney posts a tribute to Jamie Lynn on her own birthday
A theory about why her Instagram isn’t so fishy /\
Medics are called to Ted Cruz’s house for a teen girl with self-inflicted wounds
People on Twitter presume that Cruz’s daughter hurt herself because she’s bisexual
People post this borderline copypasta over and over: “A 14 year old female child that lives in Texas came out last year as bisexual. Tonight she attempted suicide. This is what the hateful laws against the LGBTQ+ do to children. This child is Ted Cruz’s daughter.”
Caroline Cruz makes a statement on her TikTok
Caroline makes a follow up video
JPtheRealtor makes an ugly video about Brittney’s release
Aunt Karen talks to JP the Realtor on the phone
Veteran Amanda Cerevantes has thoughts
Viktor Bout’s first interview on Russian state media
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Woman cuts her child’s hair off as a punishment for not doing homework & posts it on TikTok
Strange Kevin Returns
Let’s address everything video
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Peacock's Casey Anthony documentary has Molly and Tiffany questioning if there's more to the case than we know, Noodles The Bones Day Pug has passed away, Kanye West had three hour guest spot on InfoWars into a chaotic, antisemitic nightmare that left even Alex Jones blushing and Cocaine Bear is not only based on a true story, it might be the film that finally unites us all.
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ABC releases a documentary about Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster
Noodle The Bones Day Pug Passed Away at 14
Yes, the viral ‘Cocaine Bear’ movie is based on a true story (kinda)
Putin falls down stairs and ‘soils himself’
Kanye West goes on InfoWars for 3 hours, says he loves Hitler and the Nazis Get Too Much Shit
Kanye booted Milo from his campaign
Company runs a promo called ‘Yeezy Come Yeezy Go’ offering free laser removal on Ye tattoos
Revisiting Casey Anthony: Proof George is Lying?
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Doughbriks was not ready to open - Swell Entertainment
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This week we're stuffing y'all with our 2023 predictions podcast, which we recorded before the holiday last week. (BTW, did you have a good time?) Tiff and Molls each made 23 predictions. Let's see how hard Tiff kicks Molly's ass this year.
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Is it ableist to make chili for your neighbor? Did you survive the The Eras Tour presale? Is Bela Delgado for real right now?
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Buying Taylor Swift Tickets
Molly got the Ticketmaster Verified Fan email
Ticketmaster repeatedly crashed, people waited 7+ hours
Pre-sale on the West Coast was moved to 3pm
Scalpers start putting tickets up on resale sites. The prices are over $30k
Ticketmaster announced after the Capital One sale that tickets were sold out completely
The math isn’t mathing — a breakdown from ChampagneFolkie on TikTok
Taylor makes a statement 24 hours later
Ticketmaster tries to explain what happened and apologized to Taylor
Bela Delgado tries to cancel Julia Fox
Stitch with the original video
Bela Delgado goes private and apologises
Julia is unbothered and making banana bread
A woman made chilli for neighbours and outraged ensued
Giving chilli to neighbours is ableist
Musk / Twitter / Trump
Elon lifts Trump’s Twitter ban
Twitter staff count down to their firing
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The Great Online Toaster Hoax
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This week we warmed up off the pod with an hour-long bonus episode about the Deji vs. Mayweather fight that's on the Patreon, so don't be thrown by how *extra toasty* we are. Stories this week: David Dobrik's restaurant has already been defaced, Pete Davidson was edited out of The Kardashians, AITA kicks off holiday season, and Twitter's new CEO is helping tank stocks.
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Tate V Jake
Jake tweets not so cryptic ‘negotiations’ tweet and squares up with Tate
Jake Paul was supposed to commentate on the latest Tommy Fury fight, abuses him instead
Doughbrik’s vandalized
The “rapist” graffiti has still not been removed from Doughbrik’s
Doughbrik’s logo looks a lot like Jolibee logo
Doughbrik’s merch is not size inclusive
Pete Delete
AITA
AITA for canceling the plans for Thanksgiving after my parents called my brother’s baby their first grandchild? (Let’s read this one because it was the top of the week)
Chaos on the stock market
Twitter Blue isn’t going so well for brands (NY Times)
Wipes a few billion off the charts for Lockheed Martin
Debunking (possibly) the blue check stock market crash theory
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Tom Brady is on a trip with AltCoin Daily and he looks like shit
AITA for telling my wife she can stay home this Thanksgiving
Aaron Carter’s friend spoke to ET about his final days
Aaron Carter passed without a will in place, his son will inherit whatever was in his estate
Aaron Carter’s death has now become conspiracy fodder
Some think that Aaron was sacrificed by the Illuminati
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Selena Gomez may have burned a bridge with her kidney donor, Aaron Carter passed away at age 34, Rihanna put Johnny Depp in her Savage X Fenty show, Bella Poarch is divorcing her secret husband, and Elon Musk is following through on his promise to ruin Twitter.
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Maybe we’re all Try Guys?
Rihanna’s Cancelled
Rihanna fans call for boycott of Savage x Fenty over Depp cameo
Bella Poarch
TikToker Bella Poarch Files For Divorce from Secret Husband Tyler Poarch
Aaron Carter dies aged 34
Hillary Duff posts a tribute to Aaron
Nick Carter’s tribute to his brother
Aaron’s last interview: Aaron Carter on Kanye’s Cancellation, Johnny Depp, His Personal Life & More (No Jumper Podcast)
Francia and Selena
Musk / Twitter layoffs and a bad first week at work
Elon posts rumors about Paul Pelosi, factchecked by his own platform
Advertisers leaving en mass, Brianna Wu breaks it down
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Zoey 101 Actress Alexa Nikolas Gets Vulnerable About Dan Schneider | Episode 34
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Madonna might have done poppers on TikTok Live, Paul Pelosi was attacked by an extremist looking for his wife, David Dobrik launched a pizza chain, Kanye got banned from pretty much everywhere, there was an arrest made in Delphi, and THE WORST BRIDESMAID SPEECH EVER.
Links to our stories:
Dobrik
David Dobrik names Natalie Mariduena the President of David Dobrik LLC
David surprises his friends with Doughbrik’s
Kanye
Vogue/Anna Winter cut ties with Kanye
Kanye shows up to Sketchers HQ and is immediately asked to leave
T.J. Maxx cuts ties with Kanye
Peloton will no longer play Kanye’s music
Texas A&M will no longer play “Power” as a pregame hype song
Kanye gives another disturbing interview, says he relates to George Floyd having a knee on his neck
The creator of ‘Entourage’ says Kanye is dangerous
Madonna
Madonna appears to do poppers on TikTok live
Madonna maybe also did a bump on live?
Paul Pelosi
Bridesmaid
Worst Bridesmaids Speech Ever goes viral on TikTok
Delphi
Police to announce arrest in Delphi murders Monday, suspect identified
Arrest of Richard “Ricky” Allen made in Delphi Murders aka “The Snapchat Murders - 5 Fast Facts
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Guys troll the press outside of Twitter HQ pretending to be employees who were just laid off by Elon
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Jason Suidekis threw himself under the wheels of Olivia Wilde's SUV so she couldn't bring Harry Styles a salad, James Cordon's getting the Ellen treatment, Ned from Try Guys was caught having sex in Hancock Park, and making out with your sick emu is really bad.
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Cordon
James Cordon banned from Balthazar
We Made James Corden’s Egg Yolk Omelet And We’ve Got Some Notes
James Cordon retracts the apology and gets more backlash
The infamous Popbitch post about the plane
James Corden Vs Patrick Stewart
Try Guys
Jason/Olivia
VANISHED Daily Mail VIDEO of EX-NANNY to Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis TELLING ALL RESURFACES
OLIVIA WILDE POSTS 'SPECIAL' SALAD DRESSING RECIPE ... Amid Nanny Claims
Emu Farm Girl may start the next pandemic
Neolithic Sheep on Twitter breaks it down
Taylor Blake kissing a sick emu
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