Stay ConnectedTwo hosts, two topics, one split-down-the-middle show. On Halfsies, Molly McAleer and Rob Schulte each bring something to the table. A double feature podcast for whatever they’re obsessed with this week.
Edited by Jean Marie Gibson.
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The OG blogging community reacts to the tragic death of Heather B. Armstrong AKA Dooce, Tiffany's big Beyonce news, a note to a Twitter users' sexually active neighbors is unsurprisingly controversial, Addison Rae cements her Hollywood legacy, Eurovision's rigged winners, Twitter's new CEO, and a tattoo artist's lazy attempt at a fox and flowers themed sleeve blows up TikTok.
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Eurovision
Eurovision’s Gayest and Sluttiest Moments
Grimes
“The doomers could simply deploy the AI safety thot propaganda machine”
Addison Rae
Beyonce tour kicks off
Gender neutral toilets could spell problems in Florida
Beyonce addresses lack of visuals
Sex Note
Elon Musk to step down as Twitter CEO
“Unnamed woman” to replace him until June
Four months ago, MrBeast shared on Lex Friedman’s podcast that he was in the running to possibly become the CEO of Twitter (segment starts around 15:00)
Tesla recalls almost every single car it’s sold in China (1.1 million)
Fox Tattoo Drama
Woman pays $1500 for a terrible sketch of a fox
Turns out the ‘design’ was traced from Etsy
Another client gets half the work done and then doxxed by the artist
The wrong Lucid Tattoos is getting review bombed on google
Matt Vaught an LA based tattooist has offered to fly her out and tattoo for free
Dooce
Dooce’s passing is shared on her instagram page, allegedly by her boyfriend, Pete Ashdown
‘Dooce’ Heather B. Armstrong, ‘queen of mommy bloggers,’ dead at 47
Opinion Heather Armstrong, a.k.a. Dooce, was real and raw. And we loved her.
‘Evil’ comment site GOMI trashed blogger Heather Armstrong in life and death
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Almond wedding includes bloat pills on every table
Nashville hospital dresses up NICU babies in cute Taylor Swift outfits in honor of singer's shows
Is Twitter a dating app? Elon Musk is open to idea
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Did the English eat your family? Are Taylor Swift and Matty Healy Dating? Who was best dressed at the MET Gala? Did Sandoval sleep with Billie Lee? Is curry and french fries Chinese food? Tiffany's back with glowing tanned skin and we've got (most) of the answers to these burning questions!
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Met Gala 2023 Red Carpet: See Every Celebrity Look, Outfit, and Dress From Last Night
Chris Brown allegedly attacked Usher at a MET after party
Taylor Swift announces ‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’ live at The Eras Tour in Nashville (VIDEO)
The Sun reports that Taylor Swift and The 1975’s Matty Healy are dating.
Matty Healy joins Phoebe Bridgers on stage at the second Nashville show of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.
Matty Healy losing is mind to Lover from the VIP section at the Nashville stop
Clearer version of Matty in the VIP section via Daily Mail
Matty Healy being a racist, islamophobic, antisemitic sexist, and overall piece of shit- a thread 🧵
A takeaway sparks a global racism debate
Haysfordays explaining the linguistics (VIDEO)
American woman gets confused and believes the English ate her family (VIDEO)
Scheana tells Peter she thinks Tom cheated on Ariana with Billie (VIDEO)
Vanderpump Rules finale trailer is leaked, so Bravo releases the HQ one with added clips
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Bae Guevara destroys the Whatever Podcast host
$2000 pizza from Chef Bae
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Guest co-host Meredith Lynch joins Molly to run down this week's trending stories. Don Lemon is out at CNN and Tucker Carlson is out at Fox. Morgan Wallen left his fans disappointed after cancelling his concert at Ole Miss. Bethenny Frankel went to Olive Garden and brought us all along. Meredith has made a new enemy in Detective Ken.
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Tucker Carlson is fired from Fox News after massive settlement is reached with Dominion
The ladies of The View react to the news of Carlson’s firing
The dramatic end of Don Lemon’s controversial tenure at CNN
Don Lemon’s tweet about being fired (TW: insane font choice)
Bethenny Frankel's first time at Olive Garden
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We're naked and afraid this week! Well, one of us is. Elon Musk's rocket exploded and Grimes missed out on her trip to space, Alec Baldwin is more free than ever, Tiffany Haddish leaves Twitter after posting a Tweet in support of Jonathan Majors, Matt Walsh was hacked, and Meghan Trainor got a little too excited podcasting with Trisha Paytas and alienated her main fanbase: teachers and the literal children they teach.
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Musk rocket explodes calling it a “rapid unscheduled disassembly”.
Grimes says she’s going to space
Megan Trainor says "fuck teachers"
Alec Baldwin cleared of all charges
Celebrities who kept their blue checks and who is paying for Twitter Blue
The Hacker Who Hijacked Matt Walsh’s Twitter Was Just ‘Bored’
Wired journalist banned from Twitter for reporting on the hack
Tiffany Haddish being shady re Jonathan Majors
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Tiffany's back and we missed each other so much that we couldn't shut up! After catching up on episode three of Succession, we get straight in to the news. Angus Cloud's former manager posted a grossly invasive Twitter thread ~22 Tweets long (and counting) and even Sam Lufti was disgusted, Tom Sandoval brought Scandoval to Howie Mandel's podcast and alienated even more people, and Tiff takes us on a detailed journey of a Vanity Fair longread about how a rogue Murdoch family member has been spilling family secrets to the writers of Succession.
Find the two stories we cut for time (Dave Portnoy in Europe and the Pentagon documents that were leaked on a Minecraft Discord server) on 4/18 and 4/20 on our Patreon.
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Tweet with screenshot of the Brian Cox’s interview where he suggests Conner Roy has autism
Angus Cloud’s former manager Diomi shares and then deletes a Gofund me
Even Sam Lufti asks ‘who does that to someone?’
‘Euphoria’ Star Angus Cloud Faces Sexual Assault Allegations
Tweet with picture of the dog Angus made for Diomi in rehab and caption from the removed GoFundMe
Tom Sandoval on Howie Mandel Does Stuff
Recap of Tom Sandoval’s appearance on Howie Mandel’s podcast
“There’s two things that happened here. The ending of a relationship and the affair.”
The day Ariana found out about Tom’s affair, she asked him about fertilizing her frozen eggs
Howie is practically cancelled for being too nice to Tom and justifying his affair
“Your sexual experience with me would be like a 19-year-old doing it for like, the second time.”
Raquel Leviss is in mental health treatment
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Florida Teacher runs classroom baby fight club
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An Irish Lad trying to flirt at a bar
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DROP EVERYTHING NOW! Nicholas Braun (Cousin Greg from Succession) is accused of being predatory with minors, Taylor Swift's fans react to the news of Taylor Swift splitting up with Joe Alwyn a few weeks ago, Kanye West's school is being sued by former teachers, the world watched the Barbie trailer, The Pope is fine with Grindr, and Ben Affleck is surprisingly good at Spanish.
This week, Molly's joined by her friend Krista Xavier (her regular AND spicy linktree is here) while Tiffany is sending her own lil Paddington back home to Lucky's United States of America.
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Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn break up after six years
CDAN Blind Item #5 from 4/9/2023
Clip of Ben Affleck speaking fluent Spanish goes viral
Ben Affleck improved his Spanish so he could be better at it than his daughter
The Barbie movie trailer has dropped
Nicholas Braun (Cousin Greg) accused of statutory rape and flirting with multiple minors (thread full of Reddit stories and other casual “evidence” of his pattern with women)
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AITA because I brought a bottle of ranch dressing into a restaurant?
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Couples grinding to pop songs, filthy wedding vows, vigorous sex routines, Elon's strange attempt at friendship, a slaughtered goat, and Blac Chyna reclaiming her birth name, Angela White.
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Couple goes viral for grinding at Taylor Swift Eras Tour Concert
Blac Chyna reintroduces herself to the world as Angela White in Forbes interview
Tokyo Tony mocks Blac Chyna for dissolving her filler and removing her implants
Elon is trying to make friends with Halli, the disabled Twitter employee he hired
Trump's latest video is just an exhaustive breakdown of all of his crimes
MAGA crowd reposts image of Trump with Charles Manson, mistaking Manson for Jesus
Woman says she intends to make her man “nut” at least six times a day
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r/marvelstudios reacts to texts released by Jonathan Majors’ girlfriend
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Gwyneth Paltrow was grilled in court about her friendship with Taylor Swift, Twitter's plans to remove blue checkmarks was revealed, North West is launching a skincare line, Kanye's odd "apology" (feat. Jonha Hill), the SEC is taking tons of stars to court, and Reddit may have given us a more realistic timeline for the Scandoval mess.
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NORTH WEST PREPPING FOR NEW SKIN CARE & TOY LINES
Twitter announces it’s retiring “legacy check marks” on April 1st
Twitter Blue now allows you to turn your Blue Checks off
Smashmouth hacked in celebrity Twitter Macbook scam
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Full Testimony in Ski Accident Case
For Some Strange Reason, Gwyneth Paltrow Was Grilled About Taylor Swift In Court
Gwyneth compliments the prosecutor’s heels
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The Eras Tour kicked off in Swiftie City, Diplo cops to getting a beej from a dude, Gwyneth Paltrow went viral after revealing what she eats in a day, we're finally admitting JustPearlyThings exists, Trump is probably getting arrested, Emma Chamberlain is selling a thank you DM for $10,000, and Tiffany's husband Billi share his Twilight review.
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Our bonus episode about the 5th 9/11 plane and Billi's experience in Manhattan that day will be live on Patreon 3/20
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Diplo tells Emrata that he’s definitely gotten head from a man, but not in a gay way
Emma Chamberlain selling IG ‘Thank you’ DMs for 10K
EXCLUSIVE: Hollywood country club wife names tennis pro mistress in letter to members
Taylor Swift Eras Tour set list
Hannah Pearl Davis aka justpearlythings was called out by her former friend.
Best friend not sure she entirely believes her own words
Clip from Gwyneth Paltrow's interview with her doctor via Dear Media
Recording a podcast with an IV
Gwyneth does an AMA on her IG after her diet went viral, blames Long Covid
NHS boss urges caution over star's long Covid regime
Donald Trump Says he’ll be arrested on Tuesday, calls on people to protest
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BlindSkinnedBeauty Podcast clip from alleged victim
Co-hosts leave podcast after serious allegations
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Teen Vogue ran a piece about a family vlogger kid who was traumatized by her upbringing, Avril Lavigne left ModSun for Tyga, Oscar gift bags included a piece of Australia, Texas' legislation against trans people has reached a new low, and a woman ditches her date over a $3 piece of cheese
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Patreon episode with all the Scandoval updates from last week with Christina Cocca
Cara Delivigne opens up about sobriety and healing
Oscar gift bags include a piece of land in Australia
Vintage photos of celebrities at gifting suites
AVRIL LAVIGNE KISSES TYGA IN PARIS ... Romance Confirmed?!?
Did Avril Lavigne CHEAT on MOD SUN with TYGA?! PSYCHIC READING
Woman leaves Hinge date after man refuses to pay $3 for a slice of cheese
YouTube star who went viral as a toddler talks about the resentment she feels toward her parents (Teen Vogue article)
Cam aka Soft Scorpio testifies
Tati vs Britney Dick & Cock Remix
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Emotionally Abusive Narcissists Will Lose Their Minds IF Empaths Do These 10 Things
Man celebrates 5 years of working at Taco Bell
Etsy moms affected by SVB bank
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