Good Children

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From The Archive: Chimes and Punishment (S4E10) Jun 11, 2025

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Did you know acapella groups participate in violent hazing rituals? This week we're taking it back to last summer, when Andrew revealed the traumatic story behind his barefooted days as a Loyola Chime.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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From The Archive: HOW TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE (S2E1) Jun 04, 2025

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Throwing it back to when we tried to be an educational podcast: "Let's learn to put ourselves out there together: from using the internet to gain notoriety as a middle schooler, to dealing with bullying and humiliation in high school, this episode gets traumatic. The boys talk about body image, their first gay dates, their most embarrassing moments, childhood crushes (Sharkboy), fear of rejection/failure lol, and the full-body experience of an elementary school assembly.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: You Get To Exhale Now, Totino (S3E21) May 28, 2025

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Today we're taking it back to a particularly vulnerable conversation on sex.
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Boys State (S2E25) May 21, 2025

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Let's travel back to two summers ago when Andrew shared his military camp story with the world for the very first time.
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Meet You At The Mall (S1E1) May 14, 2025

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Today we're taking it all the way back to our very first episode, back when we were two delusional twinks with a dream and chronic acid reflux.
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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When Podcasting Works Out May 07, 2025

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Today we're celebrating our three year anniversary with a retrospect on all of the historic moments and people we've had the pleasure of experiences in our time as podcasters.
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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I Hate Birthday Parties Apr 30, 2025

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HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY TO OUR FEARLESS LEADER: Andrew Thee Muscarella. Today we're talking all things birthday. PLUS: Meet Garrett!

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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Gays in Spring Apr 23, 2025

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This week we talk about the worst season of all time: spring.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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An Episode About Sleep Apr 16, 2025

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WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!
Grab your PJs. Close your eyes. No seriously—close them. This week, we’re diving under the covers to talk about the one thing we all want more of and still somehow sabotage nightly.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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Our Favorite Subject Apr 09, 2025

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WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!
This episode is all about something we hold very dear to our hearts. It's long. It’s short. It’s complicated. It’s the root of wars, poems, traffic violations, and bad decisions made in locker rooms, dorm rooms, and boardrooms alike.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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