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Ep. 325 | I’m Mr. Judgy Pants Apr 18, 2023

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A 13-year-old boy had to be freed from a claw machine after he climbed inside hoping to score a prize, according to an official at a North Carolina amusement park.
Russell Wilson rolled his golf cart over the weekend… he wasn't hurt. But now I want to see Golf and MAro Cart
Lucas Helmke, an Australian father, has set a new world record for push ups, completing more than 3,206 in just one hour -- that's 53 every minute, or almost one a second.
Anthony Bass is a pitcher for the Blue Jays. He got upset with United airlines after they asked her to clean up the popcorn mess.
Elon Musk is starting his own artificial intelligence called ‘X.AI”. This is not too long after he said publicly that AI needs to be paused.
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Ep. 324 | Truth bombs galore Apr 17, 2023

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I ate an amazing cheeseburger over the weekend. The problem is, I found a long hair in it just as I was about to finish it. Is it wrong that I pulled out the hair, then finished the burger?
Ladies with long fingernails freak me out for an odd, but for a logical reason.
Imagine being on a rollercoaster and it stopping mid-ride, then you’re forced to climb down a wet and steep staircase, all while the cold wind knocks you around. Yeah, that happened over in the UK on The Big One ride at Blackpool's Pleasure Beach.
Beatriz Flamini - a 50-year-old Spanish athlete - went underground in a cave, in complete isolation for 500 days so scientists would be able to study her. Sounds like a beautiful vacation!
People had the chance to get married in front of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile while it was in Las Vegas. I can’t help but drop some negative truth bombs on this.
I take you down my weird thought process that ultimately ended nowhere… or did it end somewhere? I honestly don’t know.
The 17th century equivalent for ‘Go to hell!’ was ‘Turd in your teeth!’ - Please use this in your life!! PLEASE!!
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Ep. 324 | Truth bombs galore Apr 17, 2023

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Ep. 323 | Escaped hippo smashed by SUV | Rockies mascot attacked | I hate aliens Apr 14, 2023

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I was transported to a Seinfeld episode. In a group of about six people, one person sneezed. Four of those people said, "bless you". I didn't say a word, and I received what is known as "the death stare".
The best way to get your family to hate you is to drain the joint bank account, then throw $200,000 in cash out of a speeding car and onto the interstate in Eugene, Oregon. Yep, that happened, and the man who did it, Colin Davis McCarthy, and his reason for doing it makes no sense.
A waitress has been fired from a goth themed restaurant in Japan after allegedly creating a cocktail with her own blood at the request of a paying customer.
The Colorado Rockies are joining the trend of changing the alcohol cutoff to the end of the 8th inning. This is on the heels of a drunk fan tackling the Rockies mascot, Dinger, during the 7th inning stretch.
Escaped hippo once belonging to Pablo Escobar, was killed in a highway crash with an SUV.
Astronomers detect five fast radio bursts from over 4 billion light years away. And now I'm not sure how I feel about the idea of E.T. life.

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Ep. 322 | Small town Colorado gem | 3rd nipple shirt | Welcome to the water crisis Apr 13, 2023

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I list off five traffic laws in Colorado that you might not know about. Thanks to KDVR - FOX 31 for the info.
Fresh water is a necessity for humans to live. So why do we waste so much of it on a regular basis? And should places like Colorado ban grass lawns?
A dodgeball incident between a student and a school employee, has everyone scratching their heads. Plus, I recall my head-jarring moment from elementary school dodgeball. And the greatness of playing tetherball.
Arnold Schwarzenegger got fed up with a pothole in his neighborhood, so he filled it. But the city of Los Angeles said Arnold made a big mistake by doing what he did.
And I give you insight to a hidden gem right here in Colorado. An amazing place to escape from the craziness of life. I'm talking about the town of Lyons.
Also, I wore a shirt that looked like I had a third nipple. Now people will think of me as the guy with the giant third nipple.

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Ep. 321 | John Elway in Yellowstone | Living forever starts now | Pitch clock and beer sales Apr 11, 2023

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With the new pitch clock in the MLB shortening games by about 45 minutes, the Brewers are extending their beer sales by an inning. Some people are upset with this, saying the team is only concerned with making money and not the safety of the fans.
Nick Cannon was on the Howard Stern Show and said wants to have a child with Taylor Swift. Nick already has 12 kids.
John Elway spoke with the Denver Gazette about what’s next for him, and he said, "They aren't making many Westerns anymore," - "Maybe I'll call Kevin Costner and get a part in 'Yellowstone' TV series.'' So with the help of the listeners, we find out what his name should be.
Casa Bonita partners with Colfax Marathon, and now Trey Parker and Matt Stone are really becoming a huge part of the community.
The FBI warns that people should avoid using public chargers at malls and airports, and stick to their own USB cables and charging plugs.
Dr. Pratik Desai, a Silicon Valley computer scientist who has founded multiple Artificial Intelligence platforms, boldly predicts that a human being’s “consciousness” could be uploaded onto digital devices by the end of the year.
I explain why this tech is bad for society.

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Ep. 320 | Reality show comes to Denver | When I was a ghost hunter | Nuggets set to fail Apr 10, 2023

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I saw the new Super Mario Brothers movie with Chris Pratt. It is definitely worth seeing. And Chris Pratt's accent isn't as bad as the haters say it is. I do have one big issue with the Luigi character.
Netflix's show - Love is Blind, is coming to Colorado. If you want to try and get on the show, fill out this survey loveisblind.castingcrane.com. Good luck! I'm pretty sure there's no reality show I could be successful on.
An extremely haunted hotel in Texas is set to reopen. My big issue, the amount of people who get "harmed" by these alleged ghosts, makes me question why anybody would ever stay there.
I share the story of when I was a ghost hunter in Colorado, but had to stop because it got too real.
We get an update on a story from last fall - Brocarde says she wants out of her marriage to ghost husband Edwardo (Victorian soldier) after just five months. Oh the drama between these two is outstanding! Also, she be crazy.
A 44 year old man in Queensland Australia was attacked by a 15 foot crocodile while swimming. He survived after sticking his fingers in the crocodile's eyes. Side note: Why would you swim where there's crocs?!
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Is Mike Malone the reason the Denver Nuggets are awful in the postseason?
My eyes are opened to the mushroom world that's all around us. Including - Morel mushrooms.

The average person has 13 secrets. How many do you have?

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Ep. 319 | Idiots at airports | Attacked with a fish | Snake on a plane Apr 07, 2023

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Cadbury and Subway are teaming up in the UK to giveaway a limited amount of a special sub. It's a sub filled with melted Cadbury eggs. It basically looks like a bad decision.
Also, the Easter Bunny is a disgusting lie. I mean, really disgusting. This a great time to remind listeners that this podcast isn't made for children.
A pilot in South Africa was forced to make an emergency landing after he discovered a cape cobra curled up at his feet. Snakes and spiders have no place in a plane or car. If one makes it into my vehicle, I may just burn it to the ground.
DIA is ranked third in the world for busiest airport. With that knowledge, you better be ready to go through security and backup the line.
A man was beaten with a frozen fish. Great, now I'm going to have nightmares about the Gorton fisherman. But I am hungry for fish sticks.
An 18-year-old girl in India had to undergo emergency surgery after swallowing her cell phone during a fight with her brother. Who thinks away to win an argument is to swallow a phone?!

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Ep. 318 | Love and hate of John Elway | Dwayne Johnson's big announcement Apr 05, 2023

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I found an old school version of the Oregon Trail game, and I was playing it with my 8 year old daughter. I forgot about the odd life lessons in the game. For instance, dysentery will most likely end you.
Amanda Booth is the owner operator of Jizzy Jewelry. Looking at the company name you can figure out how she makes her products.
FYI, she made $300k making this type of stuff last year
So, she made an egg out of a customer's semen not too long ago. Anyway, I had some fun with the idea of a guy displaying his jizz egg at his house.
A thief in Pennsylvania stole a 3 foot foam carrot from the Clearview Mall in the city of Butler.
The security guard chased him down, then was dragged by the thief's vehicle for a quarter mile. It was a 3 foot foam carrot! Not worth it, bro!
Dani Renyolds of Australia, broke a Guinness World Record when they crafted a wig measuring 8 feet and 6 inches wide. I don't understand some people.
Disney and Dwayne Johnson revealed they are in the beginning stages of creating a live action movie of Moana. Kevin Hart better be playing the chicken character, Heihei.
John Elway is officially done with the Denver Broncos. While so many like to bash on Elway for his time as the Broncos GM, I think it's time we get out of the pool of hate and appreciate what Elway did for the franchise.

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