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Ep. 342 | Liberate Taco Tuesday | My house is haunted May 18, 2023

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My wife is out of town and I'm pretty sure our house is haunted. Things went missing, crazy noises in the home, and my dog has gas. The last thing has nothing to do with a potential ghost.
Florida police mistake sand art for a deadly alligator. That would have been awesome to see.
Working in front of the big bosses can be stressful… Broncos Coach Sean Payton had fun with QB Ben DiNucci after he threw a pick six in practice.
Taco Tuesday is trademarked by Taco John’s and Taco Bell is trying to make it so all companies can use the iconic phrase.
Florida driver stops for turtle crossing busy highway, causes multi-vehicle crash. And a chicken was on the loose on a subway track, and it halted service in Mexico City. Am I wrong for thinking that you should just run small animals over?
Only 4 states want the Denver Nuggets to win it all - Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, and Utah. And this is why the NBA will push to make the Celtics / Lakers match-up happen.
And listener, Ramon, sent in a crazy in-law story.

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Ep. 341 | Dumb criminals | Reliving John Elway’s helicopter play with my son May 16, 2023

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I got to relive Super Bowl 32 with my son last night. Watching my son get excited about John Elway’s helicopter play gave me goosebumps.
Under the category of - What an idiot: A Colorado driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop. This seems like it's a made up story... but it's not!
A stupid TikTok trend has customers stealing napkins, forks, and hot sauce from Chipotle. Why? Because they’re upset about upcharges on guacamole, queso, as well as expensive burritos. As a former restaurant manager, I explain why this makes zero sense.
I attempt to get all sciency on you, but fail, when I talk about the future of space travel. You could soon get married, or even have a Michelin-star meal on the boundaries of space. And traveling to Sydney Australia could take only a few hours via space.
Denver has filled 3,537 potholes since the start of the year. That’s 430 over what they were last year at this time.
I remind everyone that I am the person who nicknamed Ball Arena “The Sack”. If someone uses that on the airwaves, they must give me credit.
My interview with Bold Journey: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-scott-dehuff/

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Ep. 340 | Me vs Neil deGrasse Tyson | Ted Lasso vs Broncos Country May 15, 2023

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The lamest named city in the world is the Texas city of Kyle. And they're hoping to bring together more than 2,325 Kyles to clinch the Guinness World Record.
Renfield is an awesome movie starring Nicolas Cage, Nicholas Hoult, and Awkwafina. This may be Nic Cage's perfect role.
Robin Greenfield uses the leaf of a blue spur flower instead of toilet paper to wipe his backside. Are you willing to use a leaf to help save the planet? I'm not!
Man was electrocuted and died after sticking a ping pong ball up his butt during while masturbating.
"Grandman, why are you burning Grandpa's ping pong table?"
A stupid Youtuber may go to prison for 20 years after crashing his plane in a California forest. After the crash, he then tried to cover up what he did.
Ted Lasso slammed the Denver Broncos when trying to support the LGBTQ community, and some people in Colorado didn't get the joke.
I face off with Neil deGrasse Tyson after he said this on social media: "If Artificial Intelligence fouls up society, then how intelligent was it, really?"

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Ep. 339 | The creepy truth that'll make you laugh May 12, 2023

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The voices in my head try to take over for this episode.
Wendy’s tests an AI chatbot that takes your drive-thru order. And as a former restaurant manager, I can honestly say that industry is getting closer to not having human employees - and I'm mostly fine with that.
Lionel Richie, 73, says sex with his girlfriend, 33, keeps him young – not plastic surgery. And that leads us to an astonishing discovery about the fountain of youth.
Coked out man in Miami started clawing his way through the wall to his neighbor’s bathroom.
What does a gimp (leathery or rubbery suit wearing person) sound like?
A Utah woman, Kouri Richins, who published a children's book about grief after the sudden death of her husband has been charged with his murder. This allows me to give advice on if you think someone is poisoning you.
People who don't pull forward into the intersection when turning left, so more cars can get through on the same light cycle, are jerk holes.

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Ep. 338 | The judgement and oddly moist episode May 11, 2023

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The question that lays heavy on every man’s mind - Why do women hate the word ‘moist’?
A sewage truck had a spill on I-76 near the interchange with Highway 224 in Colorado. So I had to bust out some Dad Jokes!
Legendary NFL and MLB star Bo Jackson was on with McElroy and Cubelic in the Morning and shared some bizarre news about his hiccups.
I give you an update on the Nikola Jokic Mat Ishbia drama. Plus, why the Denver Nuggets need to hammer the Suns in game 6. (Spoiler - I was right, they did hammer the Suns)
Musical artist ‘The Weekend’ is going to eventually stop calling himself The Weekend. This leads me into discussing the truth behind why Garth Brooks went by ‘Chris Gaines’ for a short period.
I can’t help but be a judgmental jerk with this story. A British couple are consciously 'unschooling' their three children and are giving them the power to choose when - or if - they learn to read and write.
Two car garages in my neighborhood are a big fat lie.
And while I openly copycat and modify a Twitter trend, some don’t understand how life works.
The NFL schedule release shows are a complete joke due to the schedules being released before the shows.

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Ep. 337 | Adult themed lollipops | Food in the shower | Zuckerberg the fighter May 09, 2023

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The World Video Game Hall of Fame announced its 2023 inductees. Barbie Fashion Designer, Computer Space, The Last of Us and Wii Sports.
I also share the story of how my brother and I ruined my sister's Barbies growing up. Oops!
A man who calls himself Gazpacho Machine — or Gaz, for short, revealed how he gets paid to eat food inside his shower. So now I'm going to make videos of me eating in the shower.
Do you love lollipops? Do you love vaginas? What if they were combined? That's what Nova Jewels is doing in Scotland. Wait, is there a way of me copying this too?
Facebook founder (and possible robot) Mark Zuckerberg took part in his first jiu-jitsu martial arts tournament on Saturday and went home with silver and gold medals.
Limb lengthening surgery grows in popularity for cosmetic reasons, and I don't fully understand it.
Olympic legend, Amy Van Dyken shared a story of a guy insulting her due her being in a wheelchair. So I got serious for a second to call out the jerk hole.

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Ep. 336 | Jokic shoves Suns owner | Hotel manager snuck into guest's room to suck on toes May 08, 2023

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Wedding chaos in Albuquerque had me driving seven hours to save the day. My reward was unlimited Old Fashioneds!! Also, I hate mosquitoes.
The owner of the Phoenix Suns, Mat Ishbia disrupted the playoff game against the Denver Nuggets. His disruption was capped off by Nikola Jokic 'shoving' the owner in order to get the game back on track. Then all the wussy Suns fans freaked out. Get over it!
German police say a 51-year-old man who was left tied up in the woods when a sex game went awry, had a lucky escape after a cyclist and a hunter heard his screams for help. Imagine being rescued by a man in spandex and click-on shoes.
Why are Americans smuggling Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel? Well, it's because of TikTok. Also, this is another reason to despise TikTok.
The mystery of 500lbs of cooked pasta being dumped in a New Jersey wooded area, has been somewhat solved by local residents.
A man was staying overnight at the Hilton Downtown Nashville hotel. He was awoken at 5 am by the hotel manager sucking on his toes. And now I'll be forever fearful of staying at a hotel.

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Ep. 335 | Bad neighbors | GPS fail | Star Wars Day May 04, 2023

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As adults, we tend to get excited about pretty weird things. Mark Wahlberg stops by to disagree.
May the 4th Be With You Day is upon us and Star Wars fans are all jacked up about it. We find out how people celebrate this unique holiday.What side are you on - Star Wars or Star Trek.
Tourists in Hawaii made a big mistake. They blindly followed their GPS into the ocean.
Got bad neighbors? An Arkansas woman is concerned about her family’s health, claiming her neighbors have been defecating in buckets and the feces washes into her yard when it rains.
The next Philly Naked Bike Ride is coming in August.The Kentucky Derby is one of the most overrated sports in the world.
Mail bag:

Albert on TikTok - Do you think there is superhero fatigue for Superhero movies and tv shows?
Tulsa Bronco on Twitter - how stupid and soft is the term “gentleman’s sweep”? You didn’t sweep anything! You lost a game!

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Ep. 334 | Let's cut the B.S. May 03, 2023

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Adult website, PornHub.com, is taking a stand against the state of Utah. Now, nobody in the state can access their content.
Secret nuclear sub plans were found in a toilet stall. Thankfully they didn't fall into the wrong hands.
Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story was a huge success for Netflix. Now, they're making season two. It will focus on Lyle and Erik Menendez, the brothers who were convicted of murdering their parents in their Beverly Hills home in 1989.
A semi crashed and released 1 million bees onto Florida highway.
Minnesota Republican Sen. Calvin Bahr, of East Bethel, voted via Zoom. The problem is, he was still in bed with his shirt off.
The city of Denver said the default speed limit on local streets has been slowed from 25 mph to 20 mph, unless otherwise posted.
Broncos QB Russell Wilson is the third biggest social media influencer in the NFL currently. Also, I have hardly any followers on IG. - Follow HERE!
DeMarcus Ware will sing the National Anthem at the HOF preseason game in Canton this year.

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Ep. 333 | Big companies & A.I. screw the workforce | Worst and best airlines in the U.S. May 02, 2023

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Hollywood writers are on strike due to poor pay. Why do companies need to be forced to take care of their people?
More shocking news is coming out on the real threat of artificial intelligence, including IBM anticipating 30% of non-customer-facing roles could be replaced by AI and automations in five years. As well as roughly 7,800 jobs could be replaced by Artificial Intelligence (AI) in the coming years.
What are the best and worst rated airlines in the United States? The results may shock you.
And I give you the list of weirdest things to be left behind in an Uber.
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