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Ep. 442 | The sensual episode - crocs, elephants, Patrick Dempsey, tattoos, and beer Nov 08, 2023

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Fire up the helicopter… It's mating season. Scientists discover the sound of a helicopter gets crocodiles in the mood. Thanks to Channel 10 in Queesnland, Australia for the audio.

People Magazine announced their sexiest man for 2023… shockingly it wasn’t me. But instead it was Patrick Dempsey.

A Polish beer made from human fluids. Yep, it’s made from vaginal yeast. You drinking it?

An influencer misleads followers by pretending to get her boyfriend’s name, Kevin, tattooed on her forehead.

And the side gig that Denver zoo has going on with their elephants.

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Ep. 441 | Jokic is better than LeBron | NFL fined Broncos players for soft reason Nov 07, 2023

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Thieves who stole a very expensive golden toilet, were sentenced earlier this week.

Robbers had to give up on their plan due to them not knowing how to drive manuel transmission.

A Las Vegas Strip Club, (Crazy Horse 3) is offering free lap dances to veterans for Veterans Day.

Nikola Jokic is now 4th all-time in career triple doubles - passing LeBron James. And he did that in 813 less games!! He's so much better than LeBron!

Peyton Manning had his impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger evaluated by Arnold himself.

And the NFL is getting softer. The NFL fined Broncos Josey Jewell and Zach Allen $13,659 each for their finger gun celebrations against the Chiefs.
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Ep. 441 | Jokic is better than LeBron | NFL fined Broncos players for soft reason Nov 07, 2023

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Thieves who stole a very expensive golden toilet, were sentenced earlier this week.

Robbers had to give up on their plan due to them not knowing how to drive manuel transmission.

A Las Vegas Strip Club, (Crazy Horse 3) is offering free lap dances to veterans for Veterans Day.

Nikola Jokic is now 4th all-time in career triple doubles - passing LeBron James. And he did that in 813 less games!! He's so much better than LeBron!

Peyton Manning had his impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger evaluated by Arnold himself.

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Ep. 441 | Jokic is better than LeBron | NFL fined Broncos players for soft reason Nov 07, 2023

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Thieves who stole a very expensive golden toilet, were sentenced earlier this week.

Robbers had to give up on their plan due to them not knowing how to drive manuel transmission.

A Las Vegas Strip Club, (Crazy Horse 3) is offering free lap dances to veterans for Veterans Day.

Nikola Jokic is now 4th all-time in career triple doubles - passing LeBron James. And he did that in 813 less games!! He's so much better than LeBron!

Peyton Manning had his impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger evaluated by Arnold himself.

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Ep. 440 | Big mistake before Nuggets game | The Swiss can't drive | Adam Lambert after Queen Nov 06, 2023

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What happens to Adam Lambert’s career when Queen decides to stop touring?

Tourists from Switzerland caused a nasty accident in Death Valley when they slammed on their brakes to avoid hitting a tarantula.

A mystery billionaire is offering a lucky couple $185,000 to spend a year living on a private island in the Caribbean.

Prior to the Denver Nuggets / Dallas Mavericks in-season tournament game, they realized that the three-point line was a tad too far back.

A Kansas city manager has been suspended — and is expected to be fired — after staffers were sent an email showing him cranking one out on a couch. But oddly enough the employees could be in trouble for this as well.

A pod of killer whales brutally sank a Polish yacht off the coast of Morocco in what seems could be an act of retaliation.

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Ep. 439 | I have room in all the right places Nov 02, 2023

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I may be punishing myself while I sleep, if running into door knobs qualifies for that.

A man in Utah ordered Chick-fil-A via GrubHub, and when he drank his milkshake, it was actually urine.

Britney Spears’ memoir has sold a ton of copies. Basically, people want to read a trainwreck.

Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have more money than you and I combined.

Someone asked me a medical question, so naturally I gave a medical answer.

My love of delicious bacon.

Matthew Perry passed away, but some news outlets seem to crave stories like this.

Did the Raiders get better firing McDaniels and benching Garappolo?

Dmac is back on the air as he joins Tyler Polumbus and Scott Hastings on Altitude 92.5 here in Denver.

The battle between 104.3 The Fan (Denversports.com) and Altitude 92.5, is great for Colorado sports talk listeners.

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Ep. 439 | I have room in all the right places Nov 02, 2023

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I may be punishing myself while I sleep, if running into door knobs qualifies for that.

A man in Utah ordered Chick-fil-A via GrubHub, and when he drank his milkshake, it was actually urine.

Britney Spears’ memoir has sold a ton of copies. Basically, people want to read a trainwreck.

Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have more money than you and I combined.

Someone asked me a medical question, so naturally I gave a medical answer.

My love of delicious bacon.

Matthew Perry passed away, but some news outlets seem to crave stories like this.

Did the Raiders get better firing McDaniels and benching Garappolo?

Dmac is back on the air as he joins Tyler Polumbus and Scott Hastings on Altitude 92.5 here in Denver.

The battle between 104.3 The Fan (Denversports.com) and Altitude 92.5, is great for Colorado sports talk listeners.

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Ep. 438 | Broncos are rolling | Stealing bull semen | Unacceptable places for a first date Nov 01, 2023

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Thieves stole something highly valuable… but do they know exactly what they have? It’s bull semen.

You’ll think twice next time you order bottled water from a hotel after this story. I’m not going to say what it is, but you’ll remember it forever.

Unacceptable places for a first date. Yeah, someone made a list.

Broncos get a big win, but need to take a breath, calm down a bit and not talk about a Super Bowl run.

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Ep. 437 | Halloween special Oct 31, 2023

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I share some scary stories that I've experienced throughout my life. Some may leave you with chills.
Legendary podcaster Mr. Ballen tells a hair raising story that's verified by local police.
A mom and daughter try to help a young woman, but they may never do that again after their horrifying experience.
A truck driver in Colorado had a frightening experience in the truck yard that has him confused and slightly embarrassed.
Plus, what’s the age cutoff for trick or treaters?
And the best and worst Halloween candy.

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Ep. 436 | Keeping your kids in line | Why is the media soft | Worst wedding ever Oct 30, 2023

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Would you eat at a restaurant that charged up to $50 for rowdy kids? Well, a restaurant in Blue Ridge, Georgia adds $50 ‘unable to parent’ fee for kids that are out of control.

A 75-year-old mother in northern Italy won a court order to have her sons, aged 40 and 42, evicted from her house after they refused to leave the comfort of their homes.

A wedding in Bolivia ended with the bride and groom covered in feces. Apparently the groom's ex wasn't pleased with getting dumped.

Things not to donate for a charity toy drive. The Barnardo's branch in Gorseinon, Swansea, reminded people that it is a children's charity, not an S&M charity.

A Taco Bell in Indiana - where you can get tacos, burritos, and a haircut.

And why is the media soft? Why are media outlets afraid to ske the questions that everyone wants answered?

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