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Ep. 450 | DIA employee nightmare | Rejected headlines Nov 22, 2023

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DIA employees are living a nightmare due to faulty parking gates. We all remember the United Airlines pilot who took an ax to one of the gates. Well, thanks to Denver 7 (KMGH) we have some insight to what started the chaos.

Thanks to a TikToker (Maddie Todd) I will forever wash my hands, and scrub the hell out of my produce.

And the rejected headlines include:

Woman gives birth on airplane as shocked passengers gawk.
My husband’s semen made me vomit after seeing it next to my yogurt.
Woman mysteriously receives $20K worth of lottery tickets from FedEx.
Restaurant owner accused of 'guilt tripping' diners who ordered tap water: 'Wild behavior'.
'Beautiful' beetle with penis shaped like bottle opener gets named after a beer.

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Ep. 449 | DoorDash problem | Top apocalypse survival team Nov 21, 2023

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Spending too much on booze. Like, $2.7 million on Scotch-Whiskey.

Balenciaga is selling a towel skirt for almost $1,000!

Another example of DoorDash drivers getting out of hand. A driver filed himself eating a customer’s food because of bad tipping.

The name "Kelce" has taken over one of the top spots for trending dog names in America.

According to a survey in the U.S., the top “apocalypse survival team” is, well, full of holes.

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Ep. 448 | Snoop Dogg blew smoke | Sideline reporter lied Nov 20, 2023

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Is Snoop Dogg really quitting smoking weed? Well, no.

Golf had an opportunity to make the sport more exciting, but they blew it.

How big of a deal was it that Charissa Thompson admitted to lying during her NFL sideline reports? I play her audio from Barstool Sports.

The best tumbler has been revealed after it survived a car fire.

When dumbass drivers have expensive cars. Someone drove a McLaren 720s into a building. The car is worth about $300,000.

And the Broncos beat the Vikings for their fourth consecutive win. But what are they taking on with the Cleveland Browns?

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ICYMI | Epic TV shows from when we were kids Nov 18, 2023

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I went through some of my favorite TV shows as a kid that grew up in the 1980s. From Duck Tales, G.I. Joe, to X-Men.

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Ep. 447 | Hallmark movie or porn | Forget the diet it’s the holidays | Is Aaron Rodgers a fraud Nov 16, 2023

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Would you send your ashes and DNA to the Moon after you die? Well, that’s a thing, and it’s not as expensive as you’d think.

A company called BloomsyBox will pay someone $2,000 to watch 12 Hallmark movies. I think there needs to be more of an incentive.Also, we play around with the Hallmark movie names, and rename them if they were porns.

About three quarters of Americans are planning on blowing off their diet for the rest of the year.

Is it a Thanksgiving “no-no” to bring instant mashed potatoes to the holiday meal?

I give you my list of shows I used to watch as a kid:
TMNT
ThunderCats
Alf
X-men
Ducktales
Ghostbusters
GI Joe
Inspector Gadget
Care Bears

Would Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

And is Aaron Rodgers’ injury recovery timeline filled with lies?

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Ep. 446 | Most stressful video game | Five Nights at Freddy's effect | Horse on a plane Nov 15, 2023

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Chuck E. Cheese removes all of their animatronics. Possibly in response to Five Nights At Freddies.

A recent study found that Mario Kart is the most stressful video game out there.

A study found that the more people swear, the more honest they are.

Patrick Mahomes spoke with Peyton and Eli Manning about his superstition of wearing red underwear.

And horse got loose on a cargo plane and forced the plane to turn around. I played the audio from the Air traffic control and the pilot.

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Ep. 445 | Here come the Broncos | Sex, food, and gospel singing on a plane Nov 14, 2023

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Chicken Ranch brothel workers, Addison Gray and Alice Little, are giving Formula 1 drivers free romps. Plus, F1 fans will be getting 50%... why is this grossing me out so much?

Gospel singer Bobbi Storm disrupted her Delta flight by bragging about her Grammy nominations and trying to force everyone to listen to her sing. The flight crew was not having it.

Pizza Hut in Hong Kong teamed up with a restaurant named Ser Wong Fun to make a snake meat pizza.The pizza has shredded snake meat, black mushrooms, and Chinese dried ham… and I’d love to try it!
The Denver Broncos beat the Buffalo Bills on Monday night Football. What does that mean for the Broncos moving forward? And why are so many Broncos fans down on the team, despite them winning three in a row?
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Ep. 444 | Plane was missing windows | Lion on the loose | Space mistake stirs the pot Nov 13, 2023

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A plane took off with 2 melted windows!! Once it reached about 15,000 feet, the crew realized the issue, then immediately turned back around. But the reason for the melted and missing windows is a bit odd.

A lion was on the loose in a city near Rome, and the circus that it escaped from had no sense of concern for the citizens safety.

What not to do if you win a major award via Jelly Roll and his CMA. I've helped win awards, but never received an actual physical award. What a bunch of B.S.!

What not to do when doing a spacewalk - don’t lose a $100,000 bag of tools. The all female space crew is inviting sexist jokes - and I’m encouraging ladies to beat them to the punch. Send them in: dehuffpodcast@gmail.com

The influencer who said she tattooed her boyfriend Kevin’s name on her forehead, finally comes clean.

And the time I clogged the toilet at my in-laws, and why this is a PSA for the holiday season.
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ICYMI | Female frogs play dead to avoid sex Nov 12, 2023

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According to a recent study, female frogs have been known to fake being dead in order to avoid having intercourse with males.

I wonder what Kerment thinks about this?

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Ep. 443 | Broncos eyeing the playoffs | Putting decorations up early | Don't grab snakes Nov 09, 2023

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A dad in New South Wales, Australia went for a hike and found what he thought was a harmless snake, a Diamond Python, and brought it home…. but it was actually a poisonous broad-headed snake.

As of March of 2025, we won’t be able to see Saturn’s rings. But there’s no reason to panic.

A man bought a $1 million lottery ticket one day after his wedding.

A recent study says people who put up Christmas decorations early, tend to be happier.

DoorDash drivers are less likely to deliver your food in a timely manner if you don’t tip.

Can the Denver Broncos beat the Buffalo Bills? If they do, expect to see a different Broncos team going forward. They could be knocking on the door of the playoffs.

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