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Underdog Broncos about to go off leash Jan 15, 2026

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In this episode of DeHuff Uncensored, the NFL carousel goes completely off the rails. DeHuff breaks down the shocking move of John Harbaugh landing with the New York Giants on a massive five-year, $100 million deal, and why pairing him with Dart and Skattebo could finally mean big things for Big Blue.

Meanwhile, Mike Tomlin steps down in Pittsburgh after 19 seasons, leaving the Steelers searching for just their fourth head coach since 1969. DeHuff explains this might be the end of an era in the Steel City.

The episode also delivers a full Divisional Round playoff preview, including Rams at Bears, Texans at Patriots, 49ers at Seahawks, and Bills at Broncos. DeHuff digs into whether revenge is on the menu for Denver as they host Buffalo, with insight from Josh Allen, Bo Nix, and Sean Payton—who DeHuff suspects may be quietly stealing his ideas.

To top it off, Von Miller weighs in with his prediction for the Bills–Broncos matchup, setting the stage for a weekend packed with drama, grudges, and postseason chaos.

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Astronaut chaos | Jack Bauer vs Uber driver | More monkeys on the loose Jan 15, 2026

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DeHuff Gets Humiliated at Home
DeHuff’s 12-year-old son officially asserted dominance in a wrestling match, winning with a devastating elbow straight to the junk. DeHuff’s pride may never recover.

Justice for Jack Bauer
Kiefer Sutherland was arrested after an Uber driver allegedly refused to let him out of the car, leading to a threat. DeHuff explains why he 100% believes Kiefer—because if Jack Bauer tells you to unlock the door, you unlock the door… or America suffers the consequences.

Monkey Business in St. Louis
Authorities in St. Louis, Missouri are searching for an unknown number of loose vervet monkeys roaming the north side of the city. Aussie DeHuff offers expert advice to residents, which mostly involves not making eye contact, securing snacks, and accepting that the monkeys now own that part of town.

Alright, Alright, Alright… That’ll Be Trademarked
Matthew McConaughey has trademarked “Alright, alright, alright,” along with images of himself, in an effort to combat A.I. DeHuff respects the move, noting that no robot should be allowed to out-vibe a human being that hard.

Astronauts Come Home Early (DeHuff Knows Why)
Four astronauts safely returned to Earth a month earlier than planned due to a medical issue aboard the ISS. Southerner DeHuff assumes he knows the real reason—and it probably involves bad food, worse smells, and someone saying, “Y’all, I ain’t dealin’ with this.”

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The NFL Said ‘No Chill’ This Weekend Jan 12, 2026

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Wild Card Weekend delivered chaos, pettiness, and at least one emotional child. The Bears shocked the Packers, and new Chicago head coach Ben Johnson sealed it with the most disrespectful victory lap possible — a running handshake that somehow said “good game” and “hold this L” at the same time. In L.A., the Rams survived a Panthers scare, which raised the important question: are the Rams secretly frauds, or are the Panthers one quarterback haircut away from exploding next season?

The 49ers handled the Eagles, but the real MVP was a young, deeply disgruntled Eagles fan who went viral during a local TV interview and spoke for an entire tortured fanbase. The Chargers looked completely unprepared while getting smacked by the Patriots, proving once again that “talent on paper” means nothing if you play like you forgot the paper at home. The Bills took care of the Jaguars, and the postgame press conference went viral for the opposite reason — a reporter asked a thoughtful, human question to head coach Liam Coen, reminding everyone that decency still exists in sports… briefly.

Looking ahead, Buffalo is a 1.5-point favorite over Denver, which is perfect because the Broncos need to fully embrace the underdog role and weaponize it. Meanwhile, America continued its collective hatred of Tony Romo, who somehow made things worse by doing… whatever that was on Sunday. And finally, Ravens head coach John Harbaugh was reportedly fired over the phone — which feels cold, impersonal, and relatable, because I was once “fired” too and nobody ever explained why.

Playoff football is back, feelings are hurt, and nobody is safe — exactly how Wild Card Weekend should be.

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Nightmare Spiders and Bad Robot Drivers Jan 12, 2026

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Australia reminded us why it’s basically Earth’s DLC level after a huntsman spider exploded into hundreds of babies all over a bathroom, instantly lowering global bathroom usage by 40%. In Phoenix, a Waymo self-driving car decided roads were overrated and confidently drove onto light-rail tracks—with a passenger still along for the ride—proving AI can also make wildly bad life choices. A woman on My Secret Addiction revealed she snorts all her meals instead of eating them, leaving doctors horrified and straws everywhere feeling judged. And in Colorado, drivers found out the hard way that some gas stations were secretly serving diesel cocktails, turning everyday fill-ups into very expensive science experiments.

Basically, spiders attacked, robots rebelled, food lost its dignity, and gasoline betrayed us — just another completely normal day in the news.

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Wild Card Weekend preview and predictions Jan 08, 2026

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The NFL coaching carousel is officially spinning. The Miami Dolphins fire Mike McDaniel, the Baltimore Ravens move on from John Harbaugh, and suddenly half the league is shopping for a head coach. We break down the biggest openings, the hottest candidates, and who makes sense where. Plus, it’s NFL Wild Card Weekend—full previews, bold predictions, and at least one take that will absolutely age poorly.

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Who stole the walrus dong Jan 08, 2026

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Connery produced today’s show, so be ready.

Despite Tik-Tok conspiracy theories, Stranger Things didn’t release an extra episode that fixed its mistakes from its finale.

News agencies across the United States removed an article praising the first baby born in the new year, after it was discovered that the parents both cheated on their spouses.

A thief stole the famous walrus p3nis from Camden, New Jersey's cheesesteak joint - Donkey’s Place.

A Louisiana law enforcement official was allegedly attacked by a woman swimming nude in her neighbor’s pond… oh, and she dreams of being a mermaid.

The Bulgarian "prophet" Baba Venga has some troubling predictions for us this year and beyond. Including WW3 and encounters with E.T.s.

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Who ate the toilet seat Jan 05, 2026

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NFL coaches are getting axed, including another Raiders disaster, proving once again that Vegas might be the worst job in football. An Australian town has to beg people to stop chewing on public toilet seats. “Karen” is officially cancelled — DeHuff reveals the new name replacing her. One man eats 1,000 sardines in a month and pays the ultimate price. The Denver Broncos lock up the No. 1 seed, Bo Nix and Sean Payton speak, Tony Jefferson throws a tantrum, and DeHuff explains why Vance Joseph should stay exactly where he is.

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Who ate the toilet seat Jan 05, 2026

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Nostradamus | Naked meat robber | End of Stranger Things | Broncos are locked in Jan 01, 2026

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Forget New Year’s resolutions — they’re just goals with a PR problem. A North Florida man allegedly robs a meat market completely naked, and Momma DeHuff might’ve seen more than she wanted. Northern California squatters face an unexpected samurai-style eviction, the Denver Broncos gear up to dominate the Chargers with Bo Nix weighing in, Nostradamus maybe predicts the future of this show, and DeHuff breaks down the Stranger Things series finale — whether fans like it or not.

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Year in Review: Hosted by Connery and Cowboy Dec 30, 2025

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Connery and Cowboy DeHuff host the 2025 DeHuff podcast: Year in Review.
What are some of the most bizarre things doctors found in people's rectum?
Crazy Guinness World Records set this year.
An insane list of dumb stories that dominated the headlines:
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Gulf of America, Coldplay KISS-CAM, 3i Atlas, Phillies Karen,Shohei Ohtani dominates, UFC heads to the White House, and plenty more!!

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