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Rejected Groundhog day mascots Feb 02, 2026

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Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, so 6 more weeks of winter. DeHuff gives you a list of other Groundhog days mascots - including some rejected ones.

DIA (Denver International Airport) needs about $12m to upgrade and clean its tunnel system. Now Connery is thinking it has to do with reptilian people.

Flight crew forced to scoop feces. Philippine Airlines had all 11 of its toilet break on a 15 hour flight.

Frozen lizards are a problem in Florida.

Artemis II is scheduled to launch on Super Bowl Sunday. It’ll orbit the moon then head back to Earth. But Connery is suspicious.

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Rejected Groundhog day mascots Feb 02, 2026

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Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, so 6 more weeks of winter. DeHuff gives you a list of other Groundhog days mascots - including some rejected ones.

DIA (Denver International Airport) needs about $12m to upgrade and clean its tunnel system. Now Connery is thinking it has to do with reptilian people.

Flight crew forced to scoop feces. Philippine Airlines had all 11 of its toilet break on a 15 hour flight.

Frozen lizards are a problem in Florida.

Artemis II is scheduled to launch on Super Bowl Sunday. It’ll orbit the moon then head back to Earth. But Connery is suspicious.

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Belichick got screwed by the HoF Jan 29, 2026

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Bill Belichick got snubbed by the Pro Football Hall of Fame, and HOFer Jimmy Johnson is not happy about it.

Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton may have crossed a line with Bo Nix and his injury.

Shedeur Sanders was named to the Pro Bowl due to Drake Maye going to the Super Bowl.

Todd Monken got the HC job for the Browns, and Emmanuel Acho gave terrible advice to Shedeur Sanders in regards to it.

Jim Schwartz didn’t get the Cleveland Browns head coach job, so he stormed off like a baby.

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WTF?! Beer made from bear poop Jan 29, 2026

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DeHuff upset a spam caller and now might be on a special list.

Columbia Sportswear has a beer made from bear poop called Nature Calls.

Sydney Sweeney is under fire by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, after a promo stunt for her Syrn lingerie brand had her leaving a bra on the famed Hollywood sign. Connery defends Sydney.

Skier mauled by snow leopard after getting too close for a picture. Aussie the Animal Expert chimes in - poorly.

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Broncos fail - who's to blame Jan 26, 2026

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The Denver Broncos lost to the New England Patriots. Jarrett Stidham did not impress anyone. Sean Payton opted to not kick an easy field goal, and mix that with a terrible Stidham turnover, and the Broncos missed out on Super Bowl 60.

We hear from Will Lutz, Jarrett Stidham, Sean Payton, and RJ Harvey.

The LA Rams ended up losing to the Seattle Seahawks. The best story: Sam Darnold is headed to the Super Bowl!

Daredevil, Alex Honnold scaled a 1,667-foot skyscraper without ropes in Netflix’s ‘Skyscraper Live’. Too bad most people watched for a disturbing reason.

The Wienie 500 is scheduled for May 22, and I’m very excited!!

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Florida nut musk and assault with a ketchup packet Jan 26, 2026

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Most of the United States is frozen.

A Florida man could go to prison for 5 years after throwing a ketchup packet.

A Delaware man had intercourse with a s3x worker on a school bus. Connery was blindsided by this story.

Man accused of stuffing brisket, wine down pants at Florida supermarket. Cowboy DeHuff knows BBQ, and said that it has a special name.

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Championship weekend preview Jan 22, 2026

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The Kansas City Chiefs agree to terms to bring back Eric Bieniemy as offensive coordinator. Does this fix the broken Chiefs?
I preview the NFC Championship as the Seahawks host the Rams. Seattle's defense (THE DARK SIDE) will battle Mathew Stafford and the Rams. But are the Rams fool’s gold? Sam Darnold may be headed to Super Bowl 60.
The AFC Championship is filled with doubt as Jarrett Stidham takes over for the injured Bo Nix.
Side note: The Stidham Sunglasses earbuds meme is the sign of a true Broncos fan.
We hear from Sean Payton, Jarrett Stidham, Maxx Crosby, and Alex Smith.
Will Pat Bryant, Troy Franklin, and JK Dobbins make it to the field of play on Sunday?
Can Drake Maye lead the New England Patriots over the stingy Denver Broncos defense?

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Championship weekend preview Jan 22, 2026

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Alcatraz, Australia, Sharks, Lazy workers Jan 21, 2026

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Connery DeHuff co-hosts the show, and things go off the rail very quickly.

Lazy tech workers set a Guinness World record by keeping 25 balloons in the air for one minute. This led to the question: Who’s most likely to waste time at their job? Sales guy, I.T. guy, or manager.

A hearse in Australia is going viral. It was seen hauling a casket as it was going through a McDonald's drive thru.

After four shark attacks in 48 hours, NSW authorities urge beachgoers ‘just go to a pool’. Cowboy goes full boomer on the surfers.

A coyote was seen swimming to Alcatraz Island in the first-ever documented case. And Connery is not happy about this news.

A pet cow in Austria started using a broom to scratch herself.

And I refuse to talk about Greenland.

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Broncos lose Nix but gain hidden advantage against Patriots Jan 19, 2026

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Bo Nix broke his ankle during the Broncos win over the Bills. Now Jarrett Stidham will take over at QB. I explain how that works in Denver’s favor.

Bill’s Mafia is upset with the refs in their loss. We hear from rules expert, Gene Steratore, and Shannon Sharpe.

Vic Lombardi has some harsh words for Buffalo Bills fans when it comes to Josh Allen.

Riley Moss gave us an amazing soundbite.

The Bills fired Sean McDermott - Mike Tomlin needs to replace him in Buffalo.

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