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The Ghosts of Buxley Hall (with AniMat!) Oct 19, 2022

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DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1980 to cover a made-for-TV movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween and barely even has all that much to do with ghosts. In fact, if anything, the titular ghosts are just interrupting an already way too convoluted story about a rich kid, his evil gold-digging relatives and the newly gender-integrated military academy he attends for some reason. Also there's a zipline competition, an awkward sex ed class scene and the most Italian man in the world. And did I mention the ghosts are Civil War veterans? Cuz the ghosts are Civil War veterans. I know it doesn't seem possible, but the film is even less coherent than I'm making it sound. Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Kyle A. Carrozza and David Spencer as they strap on proton packs and bust THE GHOSTS OF BUXLEY HALL! Check out my guests' stuff! MAT BRUNET Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505 KYLE A. CARROZZA Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com DAVID SPENCER Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Beverly Hills Chihuahua: The 100th Episode Spectacular! Oct 12, 2022

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DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. IT'S THE ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!! That's right, this objectively very stupid podcast where grown-ass adults whine about children's media has finally reached triple-digits, and to celebrate, we assemble the biggest group of guests we've ever had to take on a topic chosen through an unusually-convoluted process involving the randomizer, my guests' preferences AND a Twitter poll, and in that Twitter poll my sadistic listeners made us watch a 2008 "comedy" in which - get this - DOGS TALK! Wha-wha-wha-WHAAAAAAA? Dogs aren't gifted with the power of coherent speech in REAL life! Much less the voices of such A-list celebrities as The Guy From That Thing and The Other Guy From That Other Thing! What fantastic miracles will the magic of cinema grace us mere mortals with next? Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle, Michael Hunter, Zach Hurst, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they load up the truck and move to BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 2) Oct 05, 2022

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We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in the meantime here's the spine-shattering conclusion of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about some of the movies on Disney+ that haven't been covered on the show yet, including an extremely lengthy digression on the merits, or lack thereof, of the infamous Cars 2. PLUS! A State of the Parks segment on the recently-announced Figment movie in development!

BONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 1) Sep 28, 2022

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The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantime here's part one of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about various episodes of the show, and for some reason go off on a very long tangent about the Meatballs movies.

Hannah Montana S2E29 - We're All On This Date Together Sep 14, 2022

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This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2008 to pick an episode of Disney Channel's smash hit sitcom that launched the massively successful pop music career of Miley Cyrus. But before she was swinging around naked on wrecking balls, she was stuck in the world's worst love triangle with the guy from High School Musical (no, not him, the other guy) and a small child who the writers decided needed to be unspeakably horny, because 2008 was a very different time when that idea was considered humorous for some appalling reason. No wonder she ended up swinging around naked on wrecking balls. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they scalp tickets to HANNAH MONTANA, season two episode twenty-nine, "We're All On This Date Together!"

There's still time to VOTE in the 100th episode Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE - What Will Be Our 100th Episode? Sep 14, 2022

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Episode #99 won't be ready til sometime this weekend, but in the meantime, here's an advance clip of the end of it where my guests and I narrow down our 100th episode topic to four choices! Go VOTE in the Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Sep 07, 2022

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Stepsister from Planet Weird Aug 31, 2022

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It's our fifth and final week of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Scott's request for a Disney Channel movie about a family of sentient alien space bubbles whose planet falls under the tyrannical rule of an evil fascist sentient alien space bubble, forcing them to flee to Earth, where they take human form somehow, subsist on root beer and fear the wind...and somehow the movie is very, very, very boring. Join Tony Goldmark, Phil Johnson, Shoebox and Devo Spice as they argue on Facebook with their STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD! Check out my guests' stuff! PHIL JOHNSON Website: https://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/roadsidephil SHOEBOX Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet DEVO SPICE Website: https://www.devospice.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/devospice And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Bluey S2E7-9 - Favourite Thing/Daddy Drop-Off/Sleepytime Aug 24, 2022

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It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2020 to pick Z. Taylor Dunkin's request for a randomly-selected batch of three episodes of the seven-minute Australian kids show about a family of talking dogs that's taken the world by storm, and endeared itself to kids and adults alike, thanks to a winning combination of refreshing sincerity, surprising emotional depth, and a level of cuteness which I'm pretty sure was outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Also more toilet jokes than you might think. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Emily Clark and Renie Rivas as they guess that's why they call it the BLUEY, season two, episodes seven thru nine, "Favourite Thing," "Daddy Drop-Off" and "Sleepytime!" Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Phantom of the Megaplex Aug 17, 2022

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It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Original Movie all about the majesty of cinema itself, in which screen legend Mickey Rooney lends his formidable gravitas to a timeless fable about the seductive power of the silver screen. It's also a movie in which the lead character cleans up gumballs with a hockey stick and stabs a giant dinosaur balloon with a sword. Join Tony Goldmark, Rae Harrell, Charles Moss and Jen Seggio as they throw popcorn at the PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX!" Check out my guests' stuff! RAE HARRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/RaeHarrell_VA YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSbo6mgs5IX8G8oP-mYUj4g CHARLES MOSS Portfolio: https://www.charlesmossanimation.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MossAnimation YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtvTWOJ-Y1Nd5zvm08jmEGg JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

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