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BONUS MINISODE! Arendelle Castle Yule Log Outtakes! Jan 04, 2023

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Escape From Vault Disney will be back on January 25th with our episode on the NatGeo special Russia's Wild Tiger, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring outtakes (caused by different technical difficulties) from the recent chaotic Arendelle Castle Yule Log episode!

Arendelle Castle Yule Log Dec 24, 2022

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This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2022, the randomizer goes back to 2020 to pick a piece of Disney+ original content that continued the grand holiday tradition of the televised Yule Log. Originally devised in 1966 by television executive Fred M. Thrower for New York City's WPIX, for over fifty years now the Yule Log has brought the relaxing, soothing warmth of a crackling seasonal fireplace into countless households without fireplaces of their own. And while the staticity of its very nature certainly makes it an unconventional programming choice, its place in Christmas culture is undeniable and certainly worth extensive discussion. Join Tony Goldmark and his very special guests as they curl up by the Christmas tree with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy the ARENDELLE CASTLE YULE LOG! Check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Muppet Christmas Carol Dec 14, 2022

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DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the only cinematic adaptation of Charles Dickens' legendary holiday masterpiece to depict the timeless tome exactly as its opium-addled author intended: with a felt amphibian as Bob Cratchit, a felt swine as Emily Cratchit and the guy from Jaws: The Revenge as Ebenezer Scrooge. Also there's Paul Williams songs, ice skating penguins and a weird giant spider monster. It's by far the best Christmas movie we've ever covered on this podcast. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Renie Rivas as they put on colorful sweaters and go from door to door singing THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL! Check out my guests' stuff! NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York Dec 07, 2022

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This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the blockbuster sequel to one of the biggest Christmas smash hits of all time, a heartwarming holiday tale set in the Big Apple, complete with all the staples of a Merry Christmas: family, Christmas trees, toy stores, generosity, school pageants, travel complications, chronic abandonment, homelessness, fireworks, bodily injury, lifesize plastic skeletons, Hitchcockian bird attacks, Tim Curry, unpleasant reminders of America's worst disaster, unpleasant reminders of America's OTHER worst disaster, and of course lots and lots and lots of bricks to the face. Also the first word in the title is no longer accurate. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Jacob Martin and Gaby Tyrrell as they make up some flimsy excuse and stay HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK! Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp JACOB MARTIN Bandcamp: https://closetothesun5.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/rct3isepic YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rct3isepic GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/GhoulishGabs And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Dr. K's Exotic Animal ER S3E4 - Operations Skunk Nov 30, 2022

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This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to pick exactly what all my most dedicated listeners tune in to this podcast to hear, ANOTHER DAMN NATGEO SHOW! For the second week in a row. Hey, don't thank the randomizer, it's just doing its very stupid job. This particular NatGeo show is a reality show all about the veterinarians working at a Florida animal hospital that specializes in caring for exotic animals, which basically means "literally any animal that can fit through the door that isn't a dog or a cat unless it's the main vet's dad's dog with bunny ears on." That may seem like tortured logic, but whaddaya expect, it's Florida. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they speed off after dropping their screaming blood-drenched tortoise on the ground in front of DR. K'S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER, season three episode four, "Operations Skunk!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Secrets of the Bull Shark Nov 23, 2022

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This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick one of the roughly nine zillion NatGeo documentaries on Disney+ all about sharks! Yes, sharks, those oft-maligned predators of the deep who were the subject of exactly one really good movie almost fifty damn years ago and the general public is still inexplicably fascinated with them, even though unless you're a fish, you're statistically more likely to get killed by a falling vending machine than a shark. So I guess the real question is, where's Spielberg's suspenseful masterpiece about falling vending machines? Screw The Fabelmans, get that guy's priorities in order! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they sign NDAs and tell no one the horrible SECRETS OF THE BULL SHARK! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Better Nate Than Ever Nov 16, 2022

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This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick a Disney+ original movie about a precocious young theater kid named Nate who, despite the movie title, does not find himself locked in fierce gladiatorial combat with an inferior precocious young theater kid named Ever. It's about Nate pursuing an impossible dream of sweating in a hot mascot suit for two hours under hot theater lights while the overpaying tourists don't even get to see his face. Along the way he goes viral on TikTok and sneaks into a dinosaur museum because it's a movie and those 91 minutes won't fill themselves now will they. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they debate whether the loser fed to the lions should be BETTER NATE THAN EVER! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Better Nate Than Ever has been removed from Disney+, but you can still watch it HERE: https://ia802500.us.archive.org/35/items/bubbless/Better%20Nate%20Than%20Ever%20%282022%29.mp4 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! Yet Even More Outtakes! Nov 09, 2022

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DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on the Disney+ original movie Better Nate Than Ever, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Man of the House, Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith and Beverly Hills Chihuahua episodes!

BONUS MINISODE! Weird: The Al Yankovic Story spoiler-free review! Nov 02, 2022

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Yeah, I know this isn't a Disney+ movie, but screw it, this is my podcast and Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is a movie I've basically been waiting for pretty much all my life. Enjoy the spoiler-free review!

Under Wraps (2021) Oct 26, 2022

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This week, for our (slightly-belated) second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a DCOM that happens to be a remake of the first DCOM to ever get branded with the official "DCOM" label. It's about a poorly-protected Egyptian mummy who comes back to life, befriends a few kids, appears in a homemade monster movie, stars in a viral dance video, runs afoul of antiquity thieves, sticks a remote to the ceiling with honey somehow, accidentally buys too much birdseed, fights off goons with an enormous ice cream cone, and eventually goes back to sleep. "Well that all sounds interesting," I hear you ask, "but by any chance does it also involve an outdated Kid 'N Play haircut and/or a villain eating octopus erotically?" Friend, you ain't gonna believe the answer. Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Zach Hurst and a Surprise Special Guest as they sign non-disclosure agreements and keep the project UNDER WRAPS (2021)! Check out my guests' stuff! EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

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