Enneagram for Idiots

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**Enneagram for Idiots**

A banter podcast about the Enneagram. We remind you to have self compassion while making you laugh and pissing you off. Try listening. We wish you luck. Or just go Google the Enneagram.

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SURPRISE ENNEAGRAM PARTY Mar 04, 2018

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What each number is like at a party

9s are the life of the party for sure

8s are the dominant energy in the room

Are you classic or are you average?

Do 7s love their own parties the most?

6s, you like to drink or nah?

5s aren't at the party or they're on the ceiling like a recluse spider

4s are SO OBSCURE AND DIFFERENT, come find them

3s be chattin

2s will give you what you need but don't you dare need them too much

1s are silly dancers maybe

You should probably do the opposite of everything that we talked about

Trying to Make an Enneagram Living Feb 27, 2018

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Part 2 of the Enneagram Numbers at the Office, talking about numbers 5 - 9

Talk to Albert Einstein like he's a baby

The Unabomber is a 5 and he did not live in a cottage

Are there lots of 6 cops? We have a new theory

6s like work environments where they can easily identify the good and bad

7s would make any job fun, even a parking officer

Are there lots of stressed out 7s running tech startups or nah?

Get shit done with your 8 boss

Believe it or not, 8s have emotion

Your 8 boss might like having lunch with you but they won't know it until you're gone

9s love baking so hard

What's a chaotic environment for a 9?

At the Office with the Enneagram (1 to 4) Feb 17, 2018

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PART 1 OF 2

Talking about BOSSES - Types 1 - 4

Is Daenerys Targaryen a type 1? (Marissa says yes, Tara needs to investigate)

Ones love to angry clean

Want to be a crocodile psychologist?

Twos are not good forest rangers

Threes love TASKS AND EFFICIENCY

Tara reads about the four in 3rd person

Fours are Coachella garbage bins

Keeping up with the Idiots Feb 11, 2018

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We talked about our favourite numbers again

Typing most of the Kardashian crew

Twitter is an Enneagram 8 | Pinterest, Facebook and LinkedIn are all Enneagram 3s

Hey, who you projecting on?

Kris Jenner is the master puppeteer

Kourtney is terrified of spiders and so is Marissa

Kim doesn't give a shit about what you think about her noodz

Kanye is a self-aware 7 and wants you to know you're not fucking cool

Kanye made his first beat for a sexual video game with ghosts that were vaginas

The romantic relationship between a 4 and a 7

The Enneagram goal is to get to the other side of the godamn river

Singing to the Tune of the Enneagram Jan 31, 2018

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Talking about lyrics - Enneagram numbers of Jay-Z, Blake Shelton, Hunter Phelps and Nicki Minaj

Guess where Jay-Z used to carry his gun?

Blake Shelton gives a shit about coaching people but doesn't give a shit about being named the sexiest man alive

What number is Adam Levine?!

If you're a 6, how do you dress, we're interested

Country music is a 6 that often goes to 3

Nicki Minaj dissed Drake for Meek

Dear two's you have needs

9s are the internet without Twitter

Talking Sh*t About Celebrity Enneagram Numbers Jan 25, 2018

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Marissa has an interesting Uber trip | Drake is a 4 with a 3 wing | Drake is in love with everyone and has a bigger pool | Prince is a 4 | Lil Wayne drinks sizzurp still | Why did Tom Cruise join Scientology and dislocate his arm on purpose | Is Tom Cruise a 3 or a 7 | What's everyone's motivation for joining a religion | Aaron Rodgers is a golden retriever and golden retrievers are 7s | If your golden retriever isn't a 7 send us an autobiography please | The Property Brothers could be anything maybe

Is Enneaone Listening? Jan 20, 2018

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Introduction to Enneagram for Idiots, overview of the 9 Enneagram types, pets have Enneagram numbers too, escape rooms are great for putting your friends under stress, what is an idiot sandwich, Enneagram wisdom from Jay-Z

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