Enneagram for Idiots

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**Enneagram for Idiots**

A banter podcast about the Enneagram. We remind you to have self compassion while making you laugh and pissing you off. Try listening. We wish you luck. Or just go Google the Enneagram.

Latest Episodes:

Ted's House (Enneagram Type 5) - Episode 17 Jun 03, 2018

Show notes

Today we're talking about Type 5s, the investigators, observers, the ones who speak in soliloquy

We researched a lot of celebrities for today's episode

We talked about Kanye, his new album, bipolar disorder and mental health

Resources for today include: Deep Living, The Complete Enneagram, Richard Rohr, Stackings, The Tao of Feeling, A Course in Miracles

What is your Enneagram animal?

Who's walking in on your privacy today? We'll get 'em

Ted Kaczynski's 35,000-word Manifesto

A chart that mentions how Enneagram 7s have trouble with detachment at type 5

Fives: we hope you enjoy our instructions on how to leave your door open

We're on Patreon!

Please don't feed my ego (Enneagram Type 4) - Episode 16 May 28, 2018

Show notes

Today we're talking about Enneagram 4s, the tragic romantics, lovers, individualists. So very tragic. So emotionally busy.

Tara has anxiety for most of the podcast.

Are you a part of the group, or DO YOU BECOME THE GROUP?

How's your cycle, 4 cyclists?

What career are you in 4s? Send us emails.

The Mad Origamist's personal experience of a self-pres type 4.

Check your four stackings.

We're on Patreon!

Belle from Beauty in the Beast is 100% a 4 and so is Bey, DON'T @ US

Everything is wrong with all of us (Enneagram Type 6) - Episode 15 May 21, 2018

Show notes

Talking about type 6 today, the loyalist, the loyal skeptic, the professional doubter. Very good at anxiety. Kerplunk.

Life of Kylie is the rotisserie chicken channel

Type 6 instinct stackings

Resources for this episode

Seriously read the Gift of Fear - we (Tara) thinks the author is a 6

How many wrestlers are 6s? Border patrol? Is Superdave a 6?

Please don't forget to tell us about your dogs and cats

"Feels Real" (Enneagram Type 3) - Episode 14 May 13, 2018

Show notes

Today we're talking about Enneagram 3s, the DOERS of the Enneagram We spend 15 minutes attempting to apologize to 7s for the last episode

Today's book resources include Deep Living and The Complete Enneagram We're sorry about the dragon burps, Marissa ate spicy nachos

Hey 3s, were you an all-star baby? Hey 3s, do you confuse your image based reasons for doing things with your real feelings and convictions or nah?

Plot twist - it might be empty up at the top Kris Jenner was a mime once Is David Copperfield a 3? Check your 3 instinct stackings here Conscious TV panel of 3s

I ain't got no type (Enneagram Type 7) - Episode 13 May 06, 2018

Show notes

Talking about 7s this week, the BEST rationalizers, enthusiasts, gluttons and super great at denial

EVERYTHING IS FUN, except for choosing tables at the restaurant

7 toddlers: do you make your own milk formula?

We had a stressful week, this might be the best episode ever or the worst

Check out this girl's Enneagram project on Instagram

Yes, we talk about Kanye again

Kanye is not a 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6RQgOHvwA0

I repeat, Kanye is not a 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLjfCFxIRSc

Conscious TV clip of some 7s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VemLag8jkA&t=696s

Check yourself with your 7 instinct stackings: https://oceanmoonshine9.wordpress.com/seven-stacks/

Bruno Mars' girlfriend might be lonely or boring or bored

We apologize for the 2-3 minutes of laugh crying in silence

Love Weapons and Seduction (Enneagram Type 2) - Episode 12 Apr 23, 2018

Show notes

Talking about Enneagram 2s aka Big Bird, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Dolly Parton

Do you give to get? Do you bake your kids cookies last minute?

Dolly Parton has secret tattoos

Are you a hovercraft? Do you use love as a weapon? Are you an INTIMACY JUNKIE?

Don't steal our business idea, enneagramtats

Watch this episode of Hotel Hell, it'll be the best thing you ever saw

Watch the Hotel Hell episode called Vienna Inn, we don't have a link

Marissa fed racoons for earth day

Check your 2 stackings

Enneagram Worldwide resource on 2s

Love is unconditional, put that in the back of your brain

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking? (Type 8s) - Episode 11 Apr 08, 2018

Show notes

The CIA uses the Enneagram, look it up The Enneagram Prison Project; can we start a Toronto chapter? Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Are you a callous leader or are you a servant leader? Watch these 8s talk about being 8s 8s: crying is cool Forget everything you know about introverts/extroverts on the Enneagram Last month Marissa was possessive about her husband's dinner Read up on your stackings bitches Don't steal our reality TV show idea: 2/8 + 3/1 couple showdown on who's more productive

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Type 1s) - Episode 10 Mar 31, 2018

Show notes

Type 1: - Not a piranha - Judge Judy, Mary Poppins, Martin Luther King, Ghandi - Good desk organizers - because let's be honest, the desk, ideally, in the perfect world, should be more organized - Good teachers and list makers - Your input IS NOT CALLED FOR

Watch a panel of type 1s talk about trying to hold their anger in like a ball under water

This guy says Elsa from Frozen is a type 1 Do you laugh loud when you're drunk? We made it through some of the instinct stackings, more about those here

In Canada, we snow plough lawns

Martha Stewart has zero patience with messy children who have no moral code If there's one thing you do today, block us on the internet

Enneathing You Want (Type 9s) - Episode 9 Mar 27, 2018

Show notes

Talking about type 9s: the spiritual sloth and the pretend relaxer

They're the best sleepers and creative graphic designers?

If you're a 9, tell your friend you don't want to play their stupid board game

Marissa's mad at Obama

Instinct variants and stackings are wild

The bare necessities

Want to feel your emotions intensely? Find you a Tara and watch them cry

Angel at the Airport - Episode 8 Mar 11, 2018