Enneagram for Idiots

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Wolfpack Bob (Enneagram Type 5w4) - Episode 27 Sep 24, 2018

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Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w4 aka the visionary aka the absent minded professor? aka bob dylan aka kurt cobain aka tim burton

Resources (for links go to our website enneagramforidiots.com): Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, Structural Enneagram (online), 16 Types, Facets of Unity: The Holy Ideas (all about the ‘holding environment’)

Hey 5w4s, vague question for you: how do your thoughts and emotions play together in situations?

We talked about celebrities a lot this episode

Are you emotionally delicate? Have you dated a Courtney Love (8w7)?

Does anybody want to make us a new logo that says Detective Enneagram with a hat on the E and a magnifying glass?

What type is L Ron Hubbard?

If you love to watch dark movies and you’re super good at detaching, watch The Killing of a Sacred Deer, it’s wild

Take a Gravol (Enneagram Type 5w6) - Episode 26 Sep 18, 2018

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Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w6 aka the intellectual nerd aka the problem solver aka the cataloguer aka engineers who worry about people

5w6s you are so endearing. We love you and we love TONE

WE ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THIS EPISODE, TAKE A GRAVOL FOR THIS ROLLERCOASTER RIDE

Lots of questions for you 5w6s - how do you respond when somebody wants to date you? what is your security blanket? do you need one? do you have one? is it your spouse if you have one?

Animal of 5w6... is the Tortoise? or just the shell, something to hide under? FOX?

Resources from today’s episode include (head to our website enneagramforidiots.com for the links): Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self Discovery, The Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram: Nine Faces of the Soul, The Facets of Unity: The Enneagram of Holy Ideas, Structural Enneagram (online), Deep Living Institute (Iceberg Theory Model), Dietnosis (online) and Enneagram Institute (online)

Also go to the website for a juicy interview with Bill Gates on Donald Trump and some Warren Buffet chicken wings

An Ode and Apology to Lucas (Enneagram Type 8w9) - Episode 25 Sep 10, 2018

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Today we're continuing our series on wings with 8w9 aka the bear aka Marissa aka power held in reserve aka the badass that happens to be super chill - not to be confused with the 9w8, which is a super chill badass

Not only does Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles, he also likes doing whatever the f*** he wants including storing wings in his socks for later, also an 8w9

Tara has a cough and a sniffle sorry

Marissa would like to apologize to her husband Lucas

We hope by the end of this episode you are also sick of yourself

Are you trying to drop your ego using your ego? Big question marks

Is Obama a badass that happens to be super chill or a super chill badass? Does anybody listening have his parent's phone number?

Resources: Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram: Nine Faces of the Soul, Fixation to Freedom: The Enneagram of Liberation, Personality Types, Facets of Unity: The Enneagram of Holiday Ideas, Intuitive-Enneagram.com.

Head First, Shallow Pool (Enneagram Type 8w7) - Episode 24 Aug 19, 2018

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Today we're continuing our series on wings with the 8w7 aka The Maverick aka a wolverine aka a piranha aka Courtney Love, Howard Stern, Barbara Walters, Cardi B, Blac Chyna, Khloe Kardashian and possibly Donald Trump?

Other notables

Public Service Announcement: The word ennea means 9

Have Donald Trump and Blac Chyna met?

Are most 8w7's entrepreneurs? big statured? organized crime mob bosses?

Courtney Love spent $189,000 on teeth surgery

Marissa may still have a fear of puking

For book resources and detailed notes head to our website enneagramforidiots . com

Recipe for Success...or Disaster (Enneagram 3w2) - Episode 23 Aug 13, 2018

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For detailed show notes and resources for this episode head to our website at enneagramforidiots DOT com. We used to put them all here then it f*cked with the uploading to iTunes

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Today we're continuing our series on wings with 3w2, aka OJ Simpson, Oprah, Bill Clinton and Tom Cruise

Tritype believers = no

3s you're not worthless you're VALUED WHEN YOU SIT ON THE COUCH

We talked about Kanye again, surprise

Please watch the Tom and Oprah video where he loses his shit on the couch

Drop that 4 Like its Hot (Enneagram 3w4) - Episode 22 Jul 30, 2018

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This week we continue our series on wings, dragging 3w4 - the professional, the subtle showoff, the superstar, Taylor Swift, Drake, and NOT Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man

We are absolutely ruthless on Drake and Taylor Swift

THIS IS A NO TRITYPE ZONE

Conclusion: like most things, the 4 ruins the 3 so we think you should abandon the 4

This episode is a disaster

For all resources find us on the internet by Google

Knock Knock (Enneagram 6w5) - Episode 21 Jul 16, 2018

Show notes

Today we're talking about subtype 6w5, The Defender or The "Watchdog" - more intense, analytical, structured, focused, certain, introverted and perceptive than the 6w7

*Spoiler Alert* We ruin A Quiet Place for everyone

Resources: Personality Types, Deep Living Institute (click to see the iceberg model for the 6), Ocean-moonshine blog, The Art of Well Being blog

Turns out we were right about lots of 6s being police officers

We troll 6w5s we never met with our intro and outro song

Catastrophic Teriyaki (Enneagram Type 6w7) - Episode 20 Jul 08, 2018

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Today we're continuing our series on wings, with type 6w7 "The Buddy" aka The Cowardly Lion aka Teriyaki wing sauce

We think most funny people are 6w7 and we don't believe that anybody else is a 6w7

Resources for this episode include: Deep Living (the Iceberg model), Personality Types, Typewatch blog, The Enneagram in Business blog, our brains

KANYE IS NOT A 6W7 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE

Hot Sauce + Cool Ranch (Enneagram Type 9w8) - Episode 19 Jul 02, 2018

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Today we're talking about 9w8, The "Comfort Seeker", aka Tara's grandma aka Janet Jackson aka a security guard riding a bicycle on a beautiful day

We have named each wing subtype a chicken wing sauce, open to suggestions

This is the cutest 9 couple you'll ever see in your life

Who's in Vegas and wants to hang out with Marissa and her grandparents?

One time Tara's grandma parked in a Tim Horton's drive-thru

9s, read up on your emotional shit storm in the iceberg model

9w8's: do you have a power body? How big are your hands? You intuitive? You got spidey senses? You more sociable? How about funny and a little rough around those edges?

What do you do for your profession 9w8's?

Obama? (Enneagram Type 9w1) - Episode 18 Jun 24, 2018

Show notes

Today we start a new series on WINGS, kicking off with 9w1

Russ Hudson says become subjective towards others and objective towards ourselves. Good luck.

Your core type never changes - check out this Iceberg Theory Model to look at the 9

We figured out EVERYTHING about wings

9w1's we have many questions. Are you a good friend, a good therapist? Do you ever argue? Do you referee? Do you mediate!? Do you say "happy wife happy life"? Do you have slow hand gestures? What's your sex life like 9w1s? We can keep SECRETS.

What number is Tyler the Medium

Marissa learns about spilling the tea

Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is a 9w1 and here she is in her green suit scolding her grandson.

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