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Dynasty As They Wanna Be is a podcast where hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drill into every episode of Dynasty, the iconic 1980s television series starring John Forsythe, Linda Evans, and Joan Collins as members of the cat-fighting Carrington clan. Each week, Derrik and Kyler recap an installment of the landmark prime-time soap opera that defined an era with sequins and shoulder pads. For more, go to nastypodcast.com.

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324 - The Cabin Apr 14, 2022

Did you miss us? In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are back to drill into the third season finale "The Cabin" to examine who would want to torch Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and why Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) has reached homophobic new lows. They also wonder how Kirby Colby (Kathleen Beller) will handle getting unexpectedly knocked up by Adam Carrington (Gordon Thomson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com.

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Bonus Episode: John James, Jack Coleman, Gordon Thomson Apr 10, 2022

In this very special bonus episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang chats with Dynasty stars John James, Jack Coleman, and Gordon Thomson ahead of their "Cocktails with the Carringtons" show. The trio discuss how they were originally cast in the series, why their bond is still so strong, and what they thought was their proudest moment on Dynasty. For tickets and more information, visit https://www.cocktailswiththecarringtons.com.

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323 - The Threat May 31, 2021

In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dive into one of the most infamous episodes of Dynasty: "The Threat," which features the lily pond battle between Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Colby (Joan Collins). Who won? Who lost? And who looked the best dripping wet in a gown? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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322 - The Dinner Apr 11, 2021

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss the recent 40th anniversary reunion of Dynasty cast members organized by Emma Samms. They also dig into reader mail and recap the episode "The Dinner," which features desk shaming by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans), typewriter catfishing by Alexis Colby (Joan Collins), and the triumphant return of Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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321 - The Vote Feb 14, 2021

Happy Valentine's Day! It's time to slip into the latest episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be. In this installment, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari wonder why Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) needs to ask for money and ponder why Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins) thinks it's appropriate to wear pajamas to a business meeting. They're also amped to see Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) wearing orange. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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320 - The Downstairs Bride Jan 31, 2021

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari admonish Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) for not wanting to raise the baby of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), rate the interior décor of the honeymoon suite of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller), and applaud Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) for laying down the law with Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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319 - Fathers and Sons Dec 27, 2020

In this very special holiday edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate the Dynasty-themed Christmas presents they received, including a 1983 edition of Playboy magazine featuring Claudia Blaisdel actress Pamela Bellwood. Later, they welcome Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) home to Denver and dissect why maid Jeanette Robbins (Virginia Hawkins) should be terminated. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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318 - Reunion in Singapore Dec 05, 2020

Caviar, anyone? In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip Champagne and eat caviar while discussing the awkward reunion of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) and the hasty motel marriage proposal of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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317 - Battle Lines Nov 01, 2020

Darling! In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary with Dr. Ruth's Game of Good Sex before diving into this week's episode: Battle Lines, which marks the return of lawyer shark Andrew Laird (Peter Mark Richman) and the awkward sexual consummation of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). They also try to understand the surgical logic behind the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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316 - The Mirror Oct 14, 2020

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), the enormous ego of Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins), and the most heinous outfit ever worn by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also complain about dropping a bottle of expensive French liqueur on the ground and The Masked Singer pretending as if Tina Turner would ever participate. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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315 - Two Flights to Haiti Oct 01, 2020

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss Dynasty star Catherine Oxenberg's involvement in the HBO sex cult documentary The Vow, wonder why Jeff Colby (John James) feels the need to engage in a tennis duel with Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott), and salivate over the champagne and 20-pound pink lobster devoured by Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and Adam Carrington (Gordon Thomson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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314 - Madness Sep 08, 2020

What is it with you women?! In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari revel in the misogynistic antics of a poisoned Jeff Colby (John James), who strangles his wife Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and then is beat up by tennis instructor Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). They also celebrate the debut of the Carrington solarium and reminisce about Gardens of Taxco, their favorite campy Mexican restaurant without a menu. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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313 - Danny Aug 08, 2020

How much for that Carrington in the window? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the baby-selling motives of Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear). They also applaud Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and tennis pro Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott) for engaging in some steamy afternoon delight. Oh, and who is that under the bandages? Are they having a little nip/tuck done? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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312 - Samantha Jul 25, 2020

She's baaack! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari welcome the return of Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) to Denver. They also dissect the disheveled five o'clock shadow that Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) is sporting and wonder how in the heck Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) is able to wear white on a oil field. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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311 - The Search Jul 09, 2020

Do you smell what Adam Carrington (Gordon Thomson) is cooking? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drink a new cocktail called the High Priestess and have visions of Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott) using tacky jewelry to win back Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also investigate whether the psychic hired by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) was just fishing for a free trip to Denver. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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310 - The Locket Jun 09, 2020

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari tag-along to Bali with Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and first-class stowaway Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) as the pair search for their missing bisexual son, Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). Meanwhile, Jeff Colby (John James) continues to sniff poisonous paint, and Krystle Carrington just can't stop reminiscing about her ex Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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309 - Acapulco May 23, 2020

Happy Memorial Day! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari run for the border as Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) figures out if she's actually divorced in Acapulco, Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) puts her psychotic son in place, and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) apparently joins the Mile High Club. Also, Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) reemerges and is quickly blown to smithereens. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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308 - La Mirage May 05, 2020

You are invited to attend the grand opening of La Mirage! In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari pour themselves a glass of giggle water and dissect the trashy 1920s-themed soiree hosted by Fallon Colby (Pamela Sue Martin). They also have a screaming match about whether Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) or Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) looked better in the same flapper dress. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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307 - Kirby Apr 28, 2020

Oh la la! In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari welcome Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller) back from France to the Carrington mansion, despite the fact that no one has spoken of her existence until now. They also discuss how the 1956 film Written on the Wind kinda sorta feels like a prequel to Dynasty. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.

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306 - Mark Apr 11, 2020

Tennis, anyone? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari put on their short shorts for a lesson with smarmy tennis instructor Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). Also, they're shocked to discover that snobby majordomo Joseph Anders (Lee Bergere) has a daughter — and that he's just as misogynistic as the rest of the men on this show. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free.

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305 - The Siblings Mar 28, 2020

Going up? In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari escape to the penthouse suite of Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins). They also dissect the icky, incestuous relationship of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and Adam Carrington (Gordon Thomson). Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free.

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304 - The Will Mar 19, 2020

Prepare to be completely and thoroughly surprised and disgusted. In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari complain about the toxic-yet-whiny masculinity of Jeff Colby (John James) and stand up for the right of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) to open a "pleasure palace" of a hotel — but not flirt with her brother. Also, they chat about how COVID-19 has affected their drinking habits. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free.

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303 - The Wedding Mar 04, 2020

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari check into the La Mirada hotel for the first time. They also and bid farewell to Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) as Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) finally send the loony lodger back to the sanitarium. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free.

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302 - The Roof Feb 25, 2020

It's always your lousy money, isn't it? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari let the good times roll as Michael Torrance aka Adam Carrington (Gordon Thomson) says buh-bye to his gram and Nurse Susan (Christine Belford) introduces a red wine glass to the wall. They also speculate why Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) collects dolls. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free.

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301 - The Plea Feb 17, 2020

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip high balls and complain about the disappearance of Little Blake Carrington. How could this family be the victims of not one but two babynappings?! They also examine the introduction of long-lost Adam Carrington (Gordon Thomson) and the appearance of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) through a hole in some shrink wrap. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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222 - The Cliff Feb 07, 2020

Blaaaaake! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari bemoan the second season finale's ridiculous mountaintop tussle between Dr. Nick Toscani (James Farentino) and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). Also, they express how totally weirded out they feel about the premarital disco sex of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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221 - The Two Princes Jan 31, 2020

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sizzle over how horny Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) become over their hatred of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also discuss attending Dame Joan Collins' fabulous Palm Springs Speaks appearance and the Dynasty At the Disco after party. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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220 - The Shakedown Jan 23, 2020

In this week's soft and non-carbonated edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dish on the bizarre medical conditions of Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) and Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). They also confuse Santa Fe for San Jose and try to wrap their heads around the botched blackmail of Steven Carrington (Al Corley). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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219 - The Fragment Jan 18, 2020

No star for you! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari ponder why Steven Carrington (Al Corley) continues to employ hookers and dissect the over-the-top reveal of Logan Rhinewood's true identity. They also examine the espresso making technique of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for your free audiobook.

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Bonus Episode: Dame Joan Collins Jan 16, 2020

In this very special bonus episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang chats with the one and only Dame Joan Collins about her iconic career ahead of her appearance at the Palm Springs Speaks speaker series. For tickets, visit https://palmspringsspeaks.org. Also, we've launched our Patreon if you'd like to support Dynasty As They Wanna Be and be granted access to ad-free episodes, additional bonus content, exclusive polls, and more. For more information, check out https://patreon.com/nastypodcast.

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218 - The Gun Jan 09, 2020

Pow! Pow! In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari run for cover as Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) plots her revenge against Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) after receiving the world's first-ever text message at Denver Carrington. They also reveal they had an exclusive phone conversation with, well, you'll just have to listen to the episode to find out. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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217 - Mother and Son Dec 22, 2019

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari debate the sex appeal of new daddy Jeff Colby (John James) and the right of Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) to bear arms. They're also still reeling from the fallout following the catfight — or was it a contraton?— between Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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216 - The Baby Dec 13, 2019

Let's get physical. In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the epic brawl between Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) — from the studio-shattering choreography to the shredded silk blouses. They also complain about the stealthiness of Claudia Blasidel (Pamela Bellwood) and their holiday house guests. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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215 - The Party Dec 07, 2019

You should RSVP yes to Dynasty As They Wanna Be — and we didn't just make that up. In this week's episode, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari head to a party where Fallon Carrington (Pamela Sue Martin) is caught cheating on her husband, Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) is miraculously cured of fake blindness, and Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) wears gold lamé with mink accents. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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214 - The Iago Syndrome Nov 23, 2019

We're here to pump ... you up. In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari hit the Carrington mansion gym to moan about Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) ditching Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) yet again. Also, they debate whether Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) should commit corporate espionage in order to find her annoying daughter. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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213 - The Hearing Nov 14, 2019

In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip (and spit) martinis while discussing a very important government hearing — no, not that one — the one where a blind Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) embarrassingly attempts to expose "shady" Logan Rhinewood. They also debate whether Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) looks better wearing a navy blue cape or an all-red ensemble with big shoulders. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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212 - Blake's Blindness Nov 07, 2019

Who's there?! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip kir royales in honor of the preferred lunchtime cocktail of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and revel in the blindness of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also fantasize about the true identity of Logan Rhinewood and argue over New York City's best cannoli. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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211 - The Car Explosion (w/ Omar Barragan) Oct 31, 2019

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang is joined in New York City by hunky guest co-host Omar Barragan to imagine what Dynasty would've been like in the age of Instagram. They also discuss the whininess of Jeff Colby (John James) as well as the bad workout form (and hot bodies) of the football team owned by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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210 - Sammy Jo and Steven Marry Oct 24, 2019

Behold! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are dishing the dirt on the thwarted abortion of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and the secret lust that Joseph Anders (Lee Bergere) apparently has for his employer. They also sip mai tais and wonder why Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) wore a fur coat during a rain storm. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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209 - The Psychiatrist Oct 17, 2019

Scandalous! In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the motives of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) as she successfully convinces Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) to abscond to a suspicious Italian villa, lie to his wife, and put suntan lotion on her back. They also uncover a conspiracy involving Dynasty on Amazon and iTunes. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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208 - The Mid-East Meeting Oct 10, 2019

Is your passport up to date? In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate the fabulous journey of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) to Rome and lament the decision of Steven Carrington (Al Corley) to employ the services of yet another lady hooker. Also, they pay tribute to incomparable trailblazer Diahann Carroll. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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207 - The Miscarriage (Live at NostalgiaCon) Oct 03, 2019

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are live on stage at the 1980s pop-culture convention NostalgiaCon to dissect the walk of shame by Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and the heterosexual transformation of Steven Carrington (Al Corley). Also, they ponder if Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) invented athleisure. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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206 - Viva Las Vegas Sep 26, 2019

What happens in Vegas, stays ... on Dynasty As They Wanna Be! In this week's edition of the podcast,hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the trampy intentions of Sammy Jo Dean (Heather Locklear) and the shotgun-toting evilness of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins). They also petition for the DeLorean of Dr. Nicholas Toscanni (James Farentino) to be added to Dynasty's opening credits. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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205 - Reconciliation Sep 19, 2019

Vroom! Vroom! On this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be,hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari get their motors running with the introduction of cha cha heel-wearing Sammy Jo Dean (Heather Locklear). Also, they ponder whether Steven Carrington (Al Corey) suffered "gay amnesia" when he drunkenly fell into the pool and complain about the unnecessary flavours of Febreze. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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204 - Fallon's Father Sep 12, 2019

On this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be,hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari welcome the return of Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner), salivate over the shirtlessness of Steven Carrington (Al Corley), and commend the next-level scheming of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins). They also do a deep dive into the loud sex noises that are plaguing their neighborhood, according to NextDoor. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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203 - Alexis' Secret Sep 05, 2019

Did someone call for a doctor? No! On this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be,hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari suffer heart palpitations at the sudden introduction of Dr. Nicholas Toscanni (James Farentino). They also debate whether the secret that Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) has been keeping is real and if drinking "more champagne" is truly the best way to end an argument. Also, they pay tribute to Demi Moore's Cap'n Crunch chicken. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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202 - The Verdict Aug 29, 2019

The verdict is in on this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be ... and hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are guilty of loving Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) as she starts squatting in the Carrington mansion and putting the smackdown on bitchy butler Joseph Anders (Lee Bergere). They also celebrate the bad luck of Blake Carrington (John Forsyhte) and the dismissal of in-house stud Michael Culhane (Wayne Norhtrop). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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201 - Enter Alexis Aug 22, 2019

Joan Collins is here! Joan Collins is here! On this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dive deep into the debut of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins), examining her mothering skills, her stance on the LGBT community, and her Brazilian blowout. Also, they ponder why Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) has such an attitude problem. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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114 - The Testimony (w/ Ben Mandelker) Aug 09, 2019

On this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari call Watch What Crappens host Ben Mandelker to the stand to testify that Lisa Vanderpump's fashion is actually inspired by Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and that Dynasty is superior to The O.C. and Gossip Girl. Also, they nibble on New Woman cheese in honor of Alexis Carrington's arrival. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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113 - Blake Goes to Jail Aug 01, 2019

The trial of the '80s begins! On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari debate which degree of murder Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) should actually be tried for and how much of a fashion crime Jake Dunham (Brian freaking Dennehy) has committed in an oversized three-piece suit. Also, they toast to the boardroom realness of Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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112 - The Separation Jul 25, 2019

Ah, push it, push it real good. On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss Jeff Colby (John James) pushing Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) into a pool and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) shoving Ted Dinard (Mark Withers) into a fireplace. They also criticize the sloppy kissing technique of Matthew Blaisdel (Bo Hopkins). Get up on this! For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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111 - The Birthday Party Jul 19, 2019

On this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari take a trip to the Big Easy with the Carringtons and Colbys for the dysfunctional birthday party of Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) They also debate if Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) are into BDSM and why Steven Carrington (Al Corley) makes such bad interior design decisions. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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110 - The Beating Jul 11, 2019

Do you wanna shake your booty? On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari relive the highs and lows of their recent trip to the Galapagos on the Celebrity Flora. They also discuss the disjointed episode The Beating, which features a confusing car chase, awkward disco dance moves, a porn-inspired score, and a guest appearance by Brian freaking Dennhey. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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109 - The Necklace Jul 04, 2019

Happy Independence Day! Are you ready for a trip to Scandals? On this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari explore the last remaining disco in Denver visited by a horny Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) and critique the emerald necklace knock-off purchased by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). Also, they drink lots of martinis. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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108 - Krystle's Lie Jun 27, 2019

TRIGGER WARNING! On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari commiserate over nightmares induced by the ugly crying face of Lindsay Blaisdel (Katy Kurztman) and the marital rape by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also revel in the drunken boa twirling antics of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin). For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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107 - The Bordello Jun 20, 2019

Does being gay make you clairvoyant?On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari tackle that question while gabbing about the sexual fluidity of Steven Carrington (Al Corley). They also attempt to determine how prostitute Sarah Pat (Tisch Raye) ended up with her weird name and how much cash would fit inside a Louis Vuitton bowling ball bag. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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106 - The Chauffeur Tells a Secret Jun 13, 2019

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari deliberate if they should attend a baby shower and whether Steven Carrington (Al Corley) is emo. Also, they applaud the efficient lunchtime sex habits of Michael Culhane (Wayne Northrop) and the magical properties of chocolate cookies baked up by Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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105 - Fallon's Wedding Jun 06, 2019

Happy Pride Month! In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss the totally awkward reunion of Steven Carrington (Al Corley) and his estranged domestic partner, scrutinize the interior design of the Dynasty offices, and rant about Michael Culhane (Wayne Northrop), the worst chauffeur in the history of chauffeurs. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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104 - The Dinner Party May 30, 2019

You are cordially invited to a drunken Dynasty dinner party. In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari debate whether $75,000 is too much for Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) to spend on a fancy new wardrobe and if Matthew Blaisdel (Bo Hopkins) went too far insinuating that the Carrington mansion also functions as a brothel. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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103 - The Honeymoon May 23, 2019

It's time for the Carrington honeymoon on Dynasty! Or not. In this week's recap, Dynasty As They Wanna Be hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are living for the way Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) overcomes her fear of driving and how Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) berates his staff in their jammies. Also, Derrik and Kyler are in total agreement on the Look of the Week. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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102 - Oil: Part 2 May 20, 2019

In the second installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari argue over whether bad interior design made Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) go insane, if Jeff Colby (John James) is a bro or a yuppie, and if mustached oil man Walter Lankershim (Dale Robertson) is bad at business. Also, Kyler explains why all of the Carringtons' friends drive Ford automobiles.

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101 - Oil: Part 1 May 18, 2019

In the first episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari explain why a podcast about the landmark 1980s television series Dynasty is relevant today and examine the prime-time soap opera's inaugural installment, which features wicked oil tycoon Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) preparing to marry his secretary Krystle Jennings (Linda Evans) in a really unfortunate wedding gown.

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