Dynasty As They Wanna Be

Latest Episodes:

112 - The Separation Jul 25, 2019

Show notes

Ah, push it, push it real good. On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss Jeff Colby (John James) pushing Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) into a pool and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) shoving Ted Dinard (Mark Withers) into a fireplace. They also criticize the sloppy kissing technique of Matthew Blaisdel (Bo Hopkins). Get up on this! For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

111 - The Birthday Party Jul 19, 2019

Show notes

On this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari take a trip to the Big Easy with the Carringtons and Colbys for the dysfunctional birthday party of Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) They also debate if Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) are into BDSM and why Steven Carrington (Al Corley) makes such bad interior design decisions. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

110 - The Beating Jul 11, 2019

Show notes

Do you wanna shake your booty? On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari relive the highs and lows of their recent trip to the Galapagos on the Celebrity Flora. They also discuss the disjointed episode The Beating, which features a confusing car chase, awkward disco dance moves, a porn-inspired score, and a guest appearance by Brian freaking Dennhey. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

109 - The Necklace Jul 04, 2019

Show notes

Happy Independence Day! Are you ready for a trip to Scandals? On this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari explore the last remaining disco in Denver visited by a horny Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) and critique the emerald necklace knock-off purchased by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). Also, they drink lots of martinis. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

108 - Krystle's Lie Jun 27, 2019

Show notes

TRIGGER WARNING! On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari commiserate over nightmares induced by the ugly crying face of Lindsay Blaisdel (Katy Kurztman) and the marital rape by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also revel in the drunken boa twirling antics of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin). For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

107 - The Bordello Jun 20, 2019

Show notes

Does being gay make you clairvoyant?On this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari tackle that question while gabbing about the sexual fluidity of Steven Carrington (Al Corley). They also attempt to determine how prostitute Sarah Pat (Tisch Raye) ended up with her weird name and how much cash would fit inside a Louis Vuitton bowling ball bag. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

106 - The Chauffeur Tells a Secret Jun 13, 2019

Show notes

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari deliberate if they should attend a baby shower and whether Steven Carrington (Al Corley) is emo. Also, they applaud the efficient lunchtime sex habits of Michael Culhane (Wayne Northrop) and the magical properties of chocolate cookies baked up by Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

105 - Fallon's Wedding Jun 06, 2019

Show notes

Happy Pride Month! In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss the totally awkward reunion of Steven Carrington (Al Corley) and his estranged domestic partner, scrutinize the interior design of the Dynasty offices, and rant about Michael Culhane (Wayne Northrop), the worst chauffeur in the history of chauffeurs. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

104 - The Dinner Party May 30, 2019

Show notes

You are cordially invited to a drunken Dynasty dinner party. In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari debate whether $75,000 is too much for Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) to spend on a fancy new wardrobe and if Matthew Blaisdel (Bo Hopkins) went too far insinuating that the Carrington mansion also functions as a brothel. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

Watch The Dinner Party on Amazon:

https://amzn.to/31XrN8F

Watch The Dinner Party on iTunes:

https://apple.co/2TS4eeK

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

103 - The Honeymoon May 23, 2019

Show notes

It's time for the Carrington honeymoon on Dynasty! Or not. In this week's recap, Dynasty As They Wanna Be hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are living for the way Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) overcomes her fear of driving and how Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) berates his staff in their jammies. Also, Derrik and Kyler are in total agreement on the Look of the Week. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

Watch The Honeymoon on Amazon:

https://amzn.to/2KMQsHl

Watch The Honeymoon on iTunes:

https://apple.co/2Nqv3Fw

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our TOPPODCAST Picks

Follow Us

Stay Connected

Related Podcasts

Links

Stay Connected