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Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer Sep 25, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat tits, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […]

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Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong Sep 23, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles. Opening Chaos The show begins with a romantic anthem for men […]

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If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest? Sep 21, 2026

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Episode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person internet disaster, a Florida mother allegedly limits incest to a tasteful hundred encounters, and deodorant nearly defeats another Florida driver. FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-policy-bestiality-senate-hearing-rcna598017 and https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-standards-bestiality-prostitution/ Harley Foster’s One-Person Revolution Allegations, Restraining […]

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The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets Sep 18, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and collapses her professional-grade sex bed; a land surveyor weaponizes “5G” against a conspiracy Karen; and a nine-year-old allegedly transforms twenty dollars of YouTube advertising into a six-figure corporate expense. Chocolate Milk Street Warfare Tim’s […]

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Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win Sep 16, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness. Caldeciville’s Community Calendar Winter booster shots arrive for the […]

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Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning Sep 14, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy. […]

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Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket Sep 11, 2026

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Episode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida men weaponize beef sticks, Florida woman deploys a poop bucket, and one caller forces Tim to calculate whether a human can ejaculate one million times. The Timmy Boo 9/11 Truth Squad Meade’s National Tragedy Collection […]

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Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones Sep 09, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week continues with Meade Skelton trivia nobody requested, alleged TikTok disorder cosplay, the future premier of Manitoba rapping about stank bitches, a rejected bar creep detonating emotionally, Taco Bell warfare, Elizabeth Holmes staring directly into Nathan Fielder’s soul, and Ukrainian cam performers […]

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Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse Sep 07, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing […]

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Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile Sep 04, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s […]

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