Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne

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Sam Monson Nov 10, 2020

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Seth is joined by Sam Monson of the advanced stat site, Pro Football Focus (PFF.com). They discuss PFF's history and how a bunch of European NFL message board junkies became expert football analysts. Seth also forces Sam to bend his analysis to fit old and stupid football cliches, like "which team just wants it more."

Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent time with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Before his NFL career, he attended Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.

NFL Trade Deadline Nov 03, 2020

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Seth goes over all the intriguing, well, inaction at the NFL trade deadline. Will Fuller and Stephon Gilmore were the subjects of much speculation, but ultimately stayed put. Seth also breaks down the weirdness of the Javon Wims fight and recounts some of the strangest fights he's seen on a football field.

Tab Ramos Jan 31, 2020

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Seth has a discussion with US Soccer legend Tab Ramos.

October 25, 2019 Oct 25, 2019

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Seth recaps Thursday night football and takes a look at the state of new coaches and young quarterbacks in Week 8 of the NFL season.

October 11, 2019 Oct 11, 2019

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Seth fights thru a rare virus (computer) to bring the DFP from a ski condo in a town where it's not snowing. Richard Sherman takes on Baker Mayfield, Pat Mahomes takes on Deshaun Watson, and the Mayfield returns for a go at Russell Wilson.

Brian Peters Sep 27, 2019

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Former Texans linebacker Brian Peters is amongst the most physically fit athletes in the NFL. He's also one of the most ketogenic NFL players I've encountered. If you're considering or using the ketogenic diet, or don't know what the hell that means, check out this pod.

September 20, 2019 Sep 20, 2019

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MinshewMania, Eli is classier than Seth, and Seth makes a genuinely embarrassing confession.

September 12, 2019. Ted Johnson, Browns/Jets drama. Sep 12, 2019

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Three-time Super Bowl Champion ex-Patriot Ted Johnson and I hang out. Ted tells me about the new "Chill Bill" Belichick, why he thinks Bob Kraft doesn't like a certain Texans employee, and the prospects of a Gronkowski return.

September 6, 2019 -- NFL Begins, Antonio Brown, and Texans Tradeapalooza Sep 06, 2019

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The NFL is off and running! The Packers stunk offense stunk a little less than the Bears offense, Antonio Brown was suspended and then suddenly not suspended, and Seth was at ground zero of all the Texans trade drama this week.

August 19, 2019.mp3 Aug 19, 2019

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Week 2 of the pre-season is in the books as Seth talks us through the Antonio Brown saga, Kyler Murray's rookie struggles, and Tom Brady's secret word for "sex".