Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne

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Jeff Bezos, NFL owner? Feb 23, 2021

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Seth and Drew discuss what type of NFL owner Jeff Bezos would be; Why on earth would OU receiver Spencer Jones fight a cauliflower-eared person; Drew shares a fight story; Fernando Tatis potentially owes $30 million to a curious business model; Kim and Kanye -- splitsville; Drew finds out that Larry King died.

Seth Payne is a former NFL player who now talks a lot. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne

J.J. Watt's Options; What Type of Cult are The Texans; 3 Habits of Healthy People Feb 16, 2021

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Seth's friend Drew joins him, victorious after he dominated his ankle surgery. Seth explains why the Texans weren't gonna string out J.J. Watt's release; Where should J.J. sign in free agency; The Texans don't get enough credit for at least being a non-violent cult; The three habits of healthy people.

Deshaun's special skill and JJ's future, with guest Brett Kollmann Feb 12, 2021

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In this episode I am joined by Brett Kollmann, who makes his living breaking down NFL film on YouTube. He's somewhat of a pioneer in that regard, and wicked smart. He is also, sadly, a Texans fan. We did this interview on the day that J.J. Watt announced his departure from the team, so we spent a good deal of time feeling sorry for ourselves on this episode. In between fits of depression, we break down what makes Deshaun Watson so special and where Watt might end up next season.

Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for a decade. You can follow him on Instagram and Twitter @SethCPayne

The Chiefs' Fatal Flaw Feb 08, 2021

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What might Tom Brady have said to Tyrann Mathieu that the Honeybadger wouldn't repeat on social media? Seth and Drew recount times they've offended football players' delicate ears with insults they had thought were NBD; Tom Brady is your Executive of the Year, both this year and likely next; Drew basks in his correct Super Bowl prediction; Seth realizes his mom probably knew more about his teenage antics than she let on; The oddity that was the 1-900 number.

Super Bowl Instant Reaction, Deshaun Watson update, and Issues facing the League Feb 08, 2021

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Seth gives his instant reaction to the Super Bowl, then he and Drew chop it up over Deshaun Watson, COVID 2021, and more.

Hope for a Deshaun no-trade; Courtside Karen; 6 habits of socially adept people Feb 02, 2021

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Seth's friend Drew Hodgdon gives him hope by saying he thinks it's highly unlikely that Deshaun Watson gets traded. The guys also discuss whether Lebron James is one bit wrong for calling out a creepy courtside couple in Atlanta. They then discuss an article about how to be more socially adept, but sour on it when they decide that the author is just a little too British.

Seth Payne is a retired NFL veteran who now hosts a sports radio show in Houston. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne

Championship Weekend: The Chiefs are vicious killers, and Seth is blind to Brady's flaws Jan 25, 2021

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Seth and his old teammate Drew Hodgdon discuss the NFL conference championship games, including why Travis Kelce reminds them of the obnoxious rich kid from any John Hughes movie, and why Seth will never stop being a Stan for Tom Brady.

Anti-Urban Meyer Arguments Shot Down! And Brady vs Brees with Gary Meyers Jan 15, 2021

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Seth and Drew shut down some of the arguments for why Urban Meyer won't succeed with the Jaguars, and author Gary Meyers discusses how Brady vs. Brees could affect both quarterbacks' legacies. Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent time with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Prior to his NFL career, he attended Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.

Deshaun Watson Part Two -- This is a Bad Look Jan 12, 2021

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Part Two of the Deshaun Watson Trade episode. Seth Payne answers listener questions, including: How does this affect the coaching search? Is Deshaun being unreasonable? Why did the Texans bother with a search firm? And more... You can follow Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne

Deshaun Watson Trade Talk - How We Got Here Jan 10, 2021

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Seth Payne has had front row seats to the soap opera that has led to talk of the Houston Texans potentially trading Deshaun Watson. He and Drew Hodgdon explain how it all got so crazy.