Cocktail Party Massacre

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#12 // Movie: GINGER SNAPS | Cocktail: GINGER'S NAUGHTY TODDY | Guests: KRIS & BRIAN from the BLOOD BUDDIES PODCAST Sep 14, 2018

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This episode is a DOOZY in the best way possible. Kris & Brian join us from the Blood Buddies Podcast for a chance to win the title of Final Girl -- but only one can take the title, which means one will DEF get gutted by our horror trivia slasher. Our conversation takes us into previously uncharted territory -- from singing the 'My Buddy' jingle of yore to the bizarre phenomenon Brock calls 'infinite poo.' Plus, we drink a delish Ginger Snaps-inspired cocktail that'll make you howl at the moon. WOOF!

Stream Queens Quickiesode #10 (where Brock threatens to dropkick small children) Sep 11, 2018

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Brock & Pickens are feeling a little chattier than in most Quickiesodes. Pickens solves the 'Rolodex of Hoes' mystery. Plus, we give everyone a weather update...as if any of you care...because why TF would you? But bear with us because we swiftly turn small talk into big talk, including: physical violence against children; a new non-horror drinking game starring Liz Taylor; and -- finally -- we give you the what's-what on which horror movies you should DEF be streaming.

#11 // Movie: Mom & Dad | Cocktail: His & Hers Double-Fisters | Guests: ??? Sep 07, 2018

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We postponed our episode on Mom & Dad (2017) so that we could invite very special guests onto the show, and what a payoff! Plus, Pickens makes double-fister cocktails: one for Mom and one for Dad. These boozy bevs will give you (half) as much energy as this high-intensity action-horror-dark comedy. Enjoy, friends.

Stream Queens Quickiesode #9 -- Six Degrees of Masturbation Aug 31, 2018

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Pickens and Brock have their first fight. Folding chairs and cat-o-nine tails are involved...but not really. Brock suggests a game of 'Six Degrees of Masturbation,' an idea that admittedly needs a little refining. Then, the guys share their most recent streaming horror recommendations. ***Our previously scheduled full-length episode on the film 'Mom & Dad' (2017) will drop next week. You'll be glad we stalled! Fun things ahead. <3

#10 // Movie: Re-Animator | Cocktail: The Miska Tonic | Guest: Diana Aug 24, 2018

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Kiddies: This episode is one of our favorites. Not only does Pickens craft an insanely delicious cocktail inspired by this week's movie, but CPM superfan Diana joins us for RE-ANIMATOR trivia as well. Will she win the coveted title of Final Girl against our very own diabolical slasher? Or will she end up in our website's graveyard along with other guests who just couldn't 'cut it'? A favorite sponsor also returns with an additional offer. Get into it!

Stream Queens Quickiesode #8 -- Pickens & the Rolodex of Horror Hoes Aug 20, 2018

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This Quickiesode is a bit of a doozy. Pickens confesses his horror whoredom. He can't recall with which trick he watched his Stream Queens streaming recommendation of the week, but he nonetheless manages to get through a drunkenly strung together summary of the film. Brock is congested, but he powers through his pick, too. The guys also place a call to a previous guest, and they discuss their exciting adventure to the NC Museum of Art where they recently watched a 4k restoration of Night of the Living Dead under the stars.

#9 // Movie: Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity | Cocktail: Black Box Cabernet Sauvignon, henny Aug 17, 2018

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Hello, kiddies. We're only dipping our toes into horror this week. Our latest episode takes us to the farthest reaches of space -- where there are sassy robots, some mutants, a zombie, and busty babes with big guns -- and even bigger hair. Life snuck up on us, so we didn't craft an elaborate cocktail this week. Instead, we simply cracked open some 'Black Box' cabernet (because every space craft that crashes needs a black box, right?). We end the episode with exciting news about some super special upcoming Final Girl contestants.

Stream Queens Quickiesode #7 Aug 13, 2018

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Pickens is back, and he's bringing his Ke$ha karaoke A-game! This week, his streaming horror recommendation comes from the Cronenberg oeuvre. Can you guess which flick? By contrast, Brock recommends a beautiful and queer (in more ways than one) horror movie from Norway. Brock also reroutes this episode from 'Stream Queens' to 'Screen Queens,' giving a quick review of the recently released SLENDER MAN movie. Somewhere in between, the guys give props to fellow podcasters THE FINAL BOYS and FRIGAY THE 13TH.

Tales from Cocktail Party Massacre #1 Aug 10, 2018

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Hello, kiddies. It's time for a very special and surprise Quickiesode: TALES FROM COCKTAIL PARTY MASSACRE! For reasons explained herein, Brock and Pickens must once again delay their full-length episode on Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity. So instead, Brock invokes the Crypt Keeper and shares with you an original chilling tale of love, loss and (consenting) torture. Listen at your own risqué.

Stream Queens Quickiesode 6 Aug 06, 2018

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Gather 'round, kids. In this Quickiesode, Brock and Pickens share some exciting Suspiria news, they reminisce about the amazing experience that was browsing around indie video rental stores, and they share their recommendations for what horror movies you should be watching (and SHOULDN'T be watching) on your favorite streaming services. They also REALLY want Wes Anderson to make a horror movie...because...duh.

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