Cocktail Party Massacre

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Tales from Kilrook Manor #3 -- THE JOY OF COOKING WAYWARD CHILDREN: A Horror Story for Children Oct 23, 2018

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We at Cocktail Party Massacre know many of our loyal listeners have children. In celebration of Halloween -- the best holiday ever -- we present to you an episode you can all enjoy together.

Turn off your lamps. Light a Jack-O-Lantern instead. And learn the perfect recipe for cooking naughty children. Of course, sometimes, naughty children are so naughty, they're good.

GAME ON: SLEEPAWAY CAMP with Final Girl contestant Colleen Oct 19, 2018

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This episode is major because our love for Sleepaway Camp is major. We introduce a new cocktail called the Water Snake, we interview new and old Sleepaway Camp fans at the Splatterflix Film Festival, and we challenge Final Girl contestant Colleen to three rounds of Camp Arawak trivia. Will she defeat our brutal slasher? Or will she end up with a curling iron in her you-know-what? OUCH! You'll have to tune in to find out, kiddies. (Plus, after our goodbyes, we place a late-night call to a surprise guest who gives her impression of the movie.)

Wanna be a Final Girl contestant? Visit: www.cocktailpartymassacre.com/contact.

Screen Queens Quickiesode 2 -- When have we ever undelivered? Oct 16, 2018

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From a drive-in horror movie double feature in Atlanta to Durham's SPLATTERFLIX film festival, Brock and Pickens pack a lot into this Quickiesode, and and they do it all at break-neck speed. Wear your safety restraint, kiddies! Also, be on the lookout for our next full-length episode featuring Final Girl contestant, Colleen. Can she beat our slasher in three rounds of SLEEPAWAY CAMP trivia? You'll have to wait and see.

To become a Final Girl contestant, visit www.cocktailpartymassacre.com/contact

GAME ON: SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE with Final Girl contestants, Andrew and Matty from the FRIGAY THE 13TH podcast Oct 12, 2018

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In our latest episode, we're paid a visit by our Fairy Podmothers, Andrew and Matty of FRIGAY THE 13TH fame. They both vie for a chance to win the title of Final Girl against our diabolical slasher in a deadly game of SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE trivia. Only one can make it to the Final Girl round, though, which means one will DEFINITELY get CUT from the competition. Will there even BE a final girl when push comes to stab? You'll have to listen to find out.

Stream Queens Quickiesode 13 -- Doing God's Work Oct 08, 2018

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While Brock is on vacay, he encourages you to stream at your own risk. He's watched an absolute bomb and also the lengthy latest from Green Room director Jeremy Saulnier (which he liked...kind of). Pickens suggests a hallmark in 80s Italian horror cinema. Hint: You'll go apes over it.

If you'd like to sign up to be a Final Girl contestant on one of our full-length episodes, visit www.cocktailpartymasscacre.com/contact

GAME ON: CHOPPING MALL with FInal Girl contestant Brent Oct 04, 2018

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Attention mall shoppers, get out while you can. We've upped security, and people are losing their heads. It's CHOPPING MALL, a cult classic from '86 about rampaging robots. Our guest, Brent, picked the movie, but can he outrun Kilrook Manor's diabolical slasher in three rounds of trivia? If he can, he wins the coveted title of Final Girl. If he can't, he ends up shopping in the mall's most depressing store: Caskets R Us. (Plus, we share a super simple CHOPPING MALL-inspired cocktail, the Robotini) GET INTO IT!

Interested in becoming a Final Girl? Go to www.cocktailpartymassacre.com/contact

Stream Queens Quickiesode 12 -- Keanu's Probably Eating Babies Oct 01, 2018

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Pickens takes a break from celebrating Pride in Durham to chat with Brock about what amazing classic slasher he recommends for streaming at home, kiddies. Brock has a slightly more arthouse horror movie to recommend...AND it has an amazing score to boot. Stay tuned later this week when special guest BRENT will join us for a deadly game of Chopping Mall trivia. Does he have what it takes to win the coveted title of Final Girl? If he doesn't, he'll die trying.

Screen Queens Quickiesode 1 -- Just Say Maybe! (or) DARE! to keep Brock & Pickens off Nancy Reagan's Shit List Sep 28, 2018

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Surprise! Our Full-length Friday episode has been abducted by -- Yes! You read it right, folks -- a SCREEN QUEENS Quickiesode (not STREAM Queens). Why? Because our recording on Chopping Mall has been delayed, so instead, we're giving our spoiler-free impressions of two movies playing at your local cinema. But before all that, we somehow get sidetracked by talking about our crazy drug experiences. Join us on the TRIP!

Stream Queens Quickiesode 11 -- The Unintentional Weathergays Sex Podcast Sep 25, 2018

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Be forewarned: The scariest thing about this Quickiesode is a salacious retelling of Pickens's most recent one-night stand. We also give Hurricane Flo updates. But -- most importantly -- we profess our streaming horror movie recommendations for the week. We didn't plan it, but it's a very high school theme. From prom dates gone awry to tragic cheerleading accidents, this Quickiesode has it all. Listen to find out which horror flicks we're moving to the head of the class.

Tales from Kilrook Manor #2 -- Killing Mr. Crumbdiddle Sep 17, 2018

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When Brock and Pickens are away, the Tale Master (not to be confused with Tail Master) comes out to play. This time, he reads a morbid short story written by the mind of a disturbed little 12 year-old boy...who just so happens has grown up to be one of your co-hosts.

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