Stay ConnectedClutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn’t read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls!
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Come open your box with The Girls! This week Barbara is giving the gift of two books! First is the 8 page novella “Milked by Santa Clause” by CA Carbury. When sexy, Christmas-loving Mindy is visited by hot Santa, he’s ready to eat her cookies, but Mindy doesn’t have any milk! Thanks to Santa’s Christmas bifurcating magic she can make some herself! Drink up! Our second novella is “Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy” by Chuck Tingle! When Levi (or Tim? but then Levi again) has fallen out of the holiday spirit, he searches for a new tradition. Luckily there is a sentient candle sex club that just so happens to have availability on the fourth night of Hanukkah! But there’s not enough lube to go around for all the candles! Thankfully with the magic of Hanukkah, it lasts and they all cum it out! This episode will have you asking “why did you do this to us”, but it’s the holiday season and we all get our fill!
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Come scroll for thirst traps with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting Lights Out by Navessa Allen! When busy ER babe Ali comes across masked hottie ‘The Faceless Man’ on TikTok, she does what any gal would do: she likes, subscribes and comments! Little does Ali know, the masked hottie is actually her friend’s roommate, Josh! Josh decides to have some fun with Ali before she figures out who’s behind the mask, and she LIKES it. Grab your gun, your knife, and a pearl necklace, listen now and repeat - it’s just a book, it’s just a book!
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Come sleep on the sofa with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Guarding Temptation” by Talia Hibbert! After an educational update on Blue Eyed Kayla Jade, the girls eventually get to the book! Guarding Temptation follows investigative journalist Nina Chapman who is having to hide out from angry Brexit supporters with the only man she feels safe with - her brother’s best friend! James Foster is not just a hottie, he’s sooo in love with her! They are both sooooo into each other, but they mustn’t confess their feelings until they fool around, watch each other play with themselves, go to a bounce house and have a tickle fight! They’re also British! Apologies in advance for Emily’s accent work this episode!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Priest” by Sierra Simone! This sinful book follows Poppy as she moves to a small town to get away from her troubling past. When she turns to God for clarity, she meets hot priest Tyler Bell. As Poppy’s confessions to Father Bell get more steamy, the tension between them grows until they can’t handle it! They have no choice but to soak in their love for each other. This episode had Vanessa throwing her papers and even confessing something of her own! Say your prayers and tune in!
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Come take a limo ride with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “King of Wrath” by Ana Huang! This is book 1 in the Kings of Sin series and there is plenty of sin! When busy business billionaire Dante Russo is blackmailed into an arranged marriage to mega babe Vivian Lau, stars collide and diamonds sparkle! This book had the girls slipping out of their seats, pointing their little toes, and questioning whether soy sauce tastes good on ice cream. Or maybe you’re more of a pickles, pringles, and pudding kinda snacker? Listen and let us know!
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Come enjoy some ice cream with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Butcher & Blackbird” by Brynne Weaver! This dark romance features Sloane and Rowan who are rival murderers. But don’t worry, they only kill bad people! When they decide to join forces for a friendly competition, things get VERY friendly. This book has it all! Mummy mommy issues, delicious rump roast, anatomy class, and boot kicks! Tune in and let us know if Cookies and Cream would be your choice of ice cream flavor!
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You’re invited to Barbara’s Dino birthday party with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Triceratops and Bottoms” by Lola Faust! When super horned up sex addict Erin gets bored with what the alien future has to offer, she travels back in time to have her needs met! Unfortunately Erin couldn’t go back to WW1 trench foot times, so she goes to the original Jurassic Park! Once there she lays eyes on a stunning Tri(michael)CERAtops, seduces him with a dance, and he is TRI horned up. Ick. Get ready to feel sick and possibly DNF!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Come celebrate the one year anniversary of the podcast with The Girls! Our first episode came out one year ago, and to celebrate, Emily and Vanessa birthday blindside Barbara! Emily (yes, Emily) is presenting her very first book: “Icebreaker” by Hannah Grace! When bossy figure skater Anastasia Allen is forced to share a skating rink with cinnamon roll hockey player Nate Hawkins, things get so hot they could melt the ice. This episode is a long one because it’s baby’s first book and there’s a whole scrapbook to commemorate it. Watch Emily sweat through her notes with sparkling commentary like “it’s fine, it doesn’t matter.” *flips page* Squeeze into the back of an Uber, remember Aaron SUCKS, and turn up Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift, because it’s gonna be a wild ride to The Olympics.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come pump gas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Reckless”, the fourth book from the Chestnut Springs series by Elsie Silver! This book follows Winter as she comes to Chestnut Springs to reconcile with her sister Summer (from book 1 and Episode 25). Just as she is getting into town, she meets hunky bull rider Theo, who manages to tell her he’s got a “small one” in their first meeting. But apparently that “small one” can do A LOT. One drink coaster contract and nine months later…baby makes three! But it takes 18 months for awareness of three! Without giving too much away, this book has time jumps, fade to blacks, mis/non communication, baby stuff, and Vanessa was STILL IN?! Listen now to see what had the girls yelling and kicking their little feet.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come stretch out your groin with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Play Along”, the fourth book from The Windy City series by Liz Tomforde! When hottie shortstop Isaiah talks to PT cutie Kennedy K in the bathroom, he is suddenly sooo obsessed with her. But they work together which is soooo forbidden..too bad they just got married in Vegas! Now they must Play Along and fall in love for real. This book had Barbara blasting off and in soooo deep because it had her triple dipper of love - Chili’s, spaghetti, and platform vans! So pick a favorite color and take a listen to kick your little feet off too!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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