Stay ConnectedClutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn’t read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls!
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Come celebrate Emily’s birthday with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Deal with the Devil” by Elizabeth O’Roark! This is book #1 in The Grumpy Devils series (The Girls covered book #3 of this series in Episode 28!) When Natalie (Tali, or Lady Di for short) gets an offer from her friend to leave her Margaritaville job and fill in as a personal assistant to handsome plastic surgeon Hayes Flynn, she gets more than she ever knew was possible! Not only is Natalie amazing at making smoothies, juggling two phones, and sending flowers to other women, she also brings out the soft and loving side of Hayes. This book has some of the BEST banter that had the girls kicking their little feet the whole time. Hayes may even be their new top book boyfriend! Head to your beach house, do it 16 times (educationally), wash your beige dress, and tune in!
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Come watch fireworks with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Fine Print” by Lauren Asher! This is book one in the Dreamland Billionaires series and it had the girls kicking their little feet! When busy business boy Rowan’s grandpa (Walt Disney) dies, he must bring up profits for Dreamland (Disneyland) in order to get his inheritance. Thankfully there’s a spunky, smartie, cutie named Zahra who has some great ideas on how to improve! After Rowan makes a fake alias to protect himself and get closer to Zahra, their connection becomes too much to resist!
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Come under the sea with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Whispers of the Deep” by Emma Hamm. As one of many engineers, Mira has been a woman in STEM keeping her underwater city in working order. When she has a run in with a scary merman, Arges, who is determined to kill humans, something between them compels him to keep her alive. Arges not only keeps her alive, he makes her his love. Even with his gills, scales, fins, and screeching voice, Mira is totally into him. After some very convenient inventions and robot helpers, they manage to make it work, especially when it comes to his two members *wink*. Follow the current and tune in!
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come enroll with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Zodiac Academy” by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti! This dark academia romance is just one in a long series of the same name. In this book, we meet twins Darcy and Tory Vega who learn they’re the Gemini twins of Fae Origin (?) and off to Zodiac Academy they go! Once they arrive, their immense powers are realized, and even though they are the rightful zodiacs (!?) who should control the throne, there are four hotties who are already on the throne! What are they gonna do!? So much and so little happens in this book, and it only takes place in a week! Let this caption compel you to tune in and listen!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come braid hair with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cleat Cute” by Meryl Wilsner! This sapphic rivals to lovers novel follows Grace Henderson and Phoebe Matthews as they attend training for the US National Women’s Soccer Team…or are they in New Orleans on the pro team…maybe the club team? Don’t worry, Barbara gives a full and detailed description of the different levels of soccer teams at the beginning of the episode! Anyways, Grace is a sporty sports girl who has been a big time soccer star for a bit while Phoebe has idolized her, and now they’re on the same team! After a playful bet, ice is melted! Head to the locker room, straddle your teammate, count how many times we say “Cleat Cute”, and tune into your favorite podQUAST!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come for a ride with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Passenger Princess” by Morgan Elizabeth! This grumpy/sunshine book follows Ava, who enters the Miss Americana beauty pageant on a whim to support her friends. Ava (Miss New Jersey) actually wins the grand title, much to the frustration of Miss Utah! Ava is assigned a big, handsome bodyguard named Jaime who has to protect Ava not only from danger, but also from his feelings. When a morality clause threatens both Ava’s need for Jamie and Jamie’s retirement (which is on the line!), can they be “good” or will they try those things she reads about in her spicy books? Listen to find out!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive ad-free early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come skiing with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Can I Tell You Something?” by Holly June Smith! This snowy love story follows Hannah as she goes on her family’s annual Christmas ski trip at a French chalet. This year, her brother brings a friend named Cameron with a familiar voice…Hannah instantly recognizes Cameron as her favorite audio erotica narrator! Unfortunately it’s too late for Hannah to play it cool because she already sent him a bunch of DMs! This episode had the girls kicking their little feet and losing brain cells from headbands! Stir some Mac and Cheese, watch out for ghost brothers, and turn up the volume because it’s gonna get spicy!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Whispers of December” by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follows our FMC December who is trying to heal her broken heart at her Grandpa’s cabin in the woods. December’s peace and quiet is busted by Paxton Rhodes, whose car broke down in the snow with no way to get a tow. Once December feels him up and realizes that’s not a gun in his pocket…she lets Paxton stay on the sofa. These two are hot, horned up, and locked up! Is the way to mend a broken heart through the (vagina)? The way to Paxton’s heart is through December’s bowels! When she accidentally farts in the middle of the night, he knows she’s the one for him. That’s true love, right? Microwave some food, make a little fort in the living room, and tune in.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come get the band back together with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wreck The Halls” by Tessa Bailey! This holiday romance follows Melody and Beat (yes his name is BEAT) who are both the children of rockstars who swore they would never play together again. When approached by a reality show to get the duo to come together and play for one night only, Beat (BEAT) knows he will need Melody’s help. Unfortunately Beat (BEAT) has a deep, dark, shameful secret that he won’t trust anyone with…except maybe Melody. Get on your private jet, have a snowball fight, join a cult, and come together…it is the holidays after all.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come compete for Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “How My Neighbor Stole Christmas” by Meghan Quinn! When Storee Taylor comes back to Kringletown (not Whoville, but not not Whoville) to visit her Aunt Cindy (not Cindy Lou Hou, but not not Cindy Lou Hou) she is reunited with former friend Cole Black. It’s Aunt Cindy’s dying wish to win the town’s Kringle competition, but it’s Cole’s wish to steal the glory from Storee! This cutesy friends-to-long distance enemies-to-neighbors-to-competitors-to-lovers holiday book will have you kicking your little feet, questioning if your pH could handle it, and wondering what a Kringle is! We’ll never know, and maybe we don’t want to find out!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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