Stay ConnectedClutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn’t read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls!
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Put on your comfy pants and buy a Christmas Tree farm with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting Lovelight Farms by B.K. Borison. This friends to lovers book has the girls getting all heated and it’s not because of the hot coco! When Stella enters an Instagram contest to save her tree farm, she persuades her NYC bff Luka (ayeee) to pretend to be in love with her but…shocker…he already is! Unhook your own bra, eat some grilled cheese and decide for yourself if this is spicy enough!
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Write a letter with The Girls and throw it in the fire to summon Santa..err Satan. This week Barbara is presenting our first repeat author episode with Satan: A Christmas Monster Romance by Layla Fae. In this book, Daisy has a horrible sister, neglectful family and dyslexia! Daisy’s dyslexia gets her into a fiery situation with the devil himself. This episode will have you questioning whether or not the devil has fingers, paws or toe beans? Is Gene Simmons satan? Have you completed all your 7 deadly sins? What does the tail do? Is this where George R.R Martin has been?
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Fire up the group chat, get drunk, dye your hair blonde, and go on a mission with The Girls to destroy your ex! This week, Vanessa is presenting “Tis the Season for Revenge” by Morgan Elizabeth! When Abigail gets dumped by her lawyer boyfriend she realizes the only way to get even is to get under his boss Damien! This book is cute, fluffy and dirty! This book will get you into the winter holiday season and end with an invite to the company Christmas party! They even see The Rockettes! Put your phone on speaker and mewl for a MAN who understands consent!
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Join The Girls as they get whisked away by lizard people in the night! This week we have our first alien smut from Vanessa with “Choosing Theo” by Victoria Aveline. Jade is taken to a distant planet where it’s the law to choose a husband. Thankfully for Jade, Theo graduated with honors from Husband School! This book has everything! There’s pointy ears, darkening eyes, tattoos and FORTY growls! This episode will leave you cheesing, clapping your little hands, and wondering how far you would go for free healthcare.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come join The Girls for a double serving Thanksgiving-themed episode! Just like the holidays, this is a very chaotic experience. You won’t be the same after today! Our first dish comes from Barbara and it is Stuffed by The Were-Turkey by Tate McKirk. In this 13-page erotica there isn’t a lot of pearls being clutched, but we are holding back a gag! Josette is a vegan who rescues a turkey and keeps it in her bathroom. When some shampoo is spilled her whole life changes, and you realize turkeys don’t have nipples! Our second serving is from Vanessa, who brings Full Sack by Layla Fae. In this book you’ll learn what a raccoon has to do with Thanksgiving! Would someone with a magic ballsack that can grant wishes from blow jobs be named Howard?! At least it tastes like buttered rum! You may lose your appetite after this but if we can make it through, you can too! Happy Turkey Day!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Grab your coworkers and head down to HR with The Girls as they discuss The Hating Game by Sally Thorne! This weeks episode is a coworker enemies to lovers book presented by Barbara to Emily and Vanessa! This book is such a slice of 2016 - including unrealistic work promotions, manic pixie dream girls named Lucinda, and a guy named Joshua who is basically a floor lamp! Is this book even smut? Does it warrant a snail trail, a thigh clench, or some chili peppers?
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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You’re invited to join The Girls at the wedding of Ada and Callum! This week Vanessa is presenting the mafia romance “Brutal Prince” by Sophie Lark. One family is Italian, one family is Irish, and they are all rivals! Will the wedding end this long feud or will there be a funeral? The girls discuss whether or not Ada actually set the fire (…she did) or is that just her being 20 years old? If you have a strawberry allergy that swells up your face, could that make other places swell? How soon do you need to bring out the epipen? How did Callum do in the election? And, as always, our favorite 1 star reviews!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Gather 'round all you Ghouls and Girlies and ride your broomstick with The Girls as they discuss Hollows Grove by Lee Jacquot! This week's episode is a Halloween novella presented by Barbara and Vanessa. This book centers around Evelyn and her best-friend's brother Dorian. There is a lot to route through this week, especially since Dorian is a man who can really accomplish a lot in 15 minutes! Can Evelyn get a new high score? Is it possible to orgasm from just boob touching? Is 20 years of torment and startling someone considered foreplay? How much is too much to know about your brother? Were the shady tacos even good? And, as always, our favorite one-star reviews!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Join the girls as they collapse into the arms of a forbidden love with The Darkest Temptation by Danielle Lori! This weeks episode is a toxic, dark romance, mafia trope presented by Barbara to Vanessa and Emily. This book has everything! Family drama! Kidnapping! Deranged love! Kittens! Dog kennels! The Opera! What's "the knee thing" and have you ever experienced it? Sneak away with the girls as they find out if Ronan really is the devil in disguise - or is he Mila's savior? As always, our favorite one-star reviews including an iconic one from our new bff Shirley.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come fly with the girls on their first hockey romance as they explore the book Mile High by Liz Tomforde. This weeks episode is a joint presentation from Vanessa and Barbara to Emily. Find out about the first cumming! How many rings are too many? Is it really possible to be in the mood after a deep dish pizza? And as always, our favorite one-star reviews! Pack your bags, and bring your emotional baggage as we unpack the erotic joining of Stevie and Zander!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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