Stay ConnectedClutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn’t read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls!
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Come with The Girls to a wedding and yell “I Object!” This week Barbara is presenting “The Wedding Crasher” by Mia Sosa. In this millennial rom-com of a book, follow Dean and Solange as they fake date their way into love. In this book we go axe throwing, fake screw driving to Pony by Ginuwine, watch a sex show, and even help with a birth! Could this be considered the sequel to The Wedding Planner movie? Is this the reason Emily doesn’t read books? Are you invisible if you close your eyes? Listen to find out!
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Head to the Southwest Omegaverse with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a HOT OFF THE PRESSES book, “Bride” by Ali Hazelwood! The girls barely cover everything that happens in the book, but it has them all KNOTTED up. When vampire Misery Lark is sent to marry Lowe Moreland to keep the peace between species, things get Baja blasted! Close the blackout curtains, take a hot bath, and avoid eye contact because things are getting spicy!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come along with The Girls and VIVA LAS VEGAS! This week Vanessa is presenting “Knot So Lucky” by Trilina Pucci! What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas, except when a judge makes you stay! This book follows busy business esthetician Elle and the hot shot NFL quarterback Crew Matthews after a night of partying..and their wedding!? Even though Elle and Crew want to get a divorce, they make sure to
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Put on your wide shoes and come to a hockey game with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting one of her favorite books, “Pucking Around” by Emily Rath. In this ‘why choose hockey romance’ we meet Rachel who is not like the other girls, and the newest physical therapist for a hockey team of hotties! When Rachel starts a relationship with Caleb, Jake, AND Ilmari everyone gets to experience new things together! Grab your Barbies to try and figure out how some of the new positions work, and charge up your tentacle because this is a whole new world!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come burn down a gas station with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Sweetest Oblivion” by Danielle Lori from the Made series! When hot mob boss Nicolas is set to marry sweet Elena’s younger sister, things don’t go quite as planned. Nicolas only wants to smoke cigs and make his haters to choose whether they keep their left or right hand. Come sit on a kitchen counter and get your ponytail grabbed, because this book will make you swoon!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come to parents weekend with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting Mistakes Were Made by Meryl Wilsner! When cool girl Cassie meets a hot female doctor at a bar they have a hot and heavy one night stand, until the next morning when Cassie realizes the hot doc is actually her friends mom! This episode is steamy and has everything women want! Higher education! Brunch! Bathroom makeouts! Halter Tops! Carmen Sandiego! Foolin' around in a midsize sedan! Enjoy this sapphic novel and learn that a Barbara book is actually a Barbara blindside!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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You’re invited to come to the 80s with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Maneater” by Emily Antionette. The book follows Shane, who is a virgin-witch-nerd and Elle, who is a mega-babe-succubus! Shane isn’t like the other boys, he’s a good boy and when he saves Elle (after a lot of asking for consent!) from some sketchy witches she makes him come in his pants! Which is a pretty big compliment! This week Emily continues to be terrible at envisioning celebrities, we learn Barbara’s ick, and as hard as Emily and Barbara try to get Vanessa off track, she keeps us focused and won’t let us ruin this book she really likes!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Grab your AirPods and cross The River Styx with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a listener’s recommendation of “Neon Gods” by Katee Roberts. When Zeus announces he is engaged to Persephone (news to her!) she runs away to Hades in the Underworld. This book is set in a modern day Olympus, which is basically Gotham City… so does that make Hades The Penguin? This episode is carrying on the girls’ 2024 trend of being all over the place. The First Coming is so good it causes actual fireworks! We also get an insight into Emily’s imagination and it is…stimulating. Is our 13th episode lucky or are we cursed? Do any of our husband’s know how to quietly make biscuits? Have you seen Bedazzled? Try to make it through the whole episode without using the safe word “pomegranate!”
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Get a suntan, read a book, and kiss under the moonlight with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Twisted Games” by Ana Huang. When stoic bodyguard Rhys Larson is assigned to Princess Bridget Von Ascheberg, he realizes she is not like the other girls. Rhys doesn’t break the rules, but Bridget has a bucket list and love is risky! The Girls are all over the place this week and eventually get to the book. Can you name a hot celebrity? Somehow Emily can’t. Who is your book boyfriend? If she is on her back, where are his knees? Is Rhys our new book boyfriend? Tune in, Princess.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Take a guilt trip home for the holidays with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Mistletoe Bet” by Maren Moore. When busy business woman Quinn comes home for Christmas and runs into festive small town doctor Parker, the grumpy sunshine dynamic sets in. Even Barbara is clutching her pearls this week! Can Parker get Quinn to fall for Christmas, and for him? Is it pee? Is this the first assault we actually condone? Does a Henley t-shirt turn you on? Listen and find out for yourself!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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