Stay ConnectedClutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn’t read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls!
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Go down with the ship of “No icks” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a truly unhinged request from Emily… “Conquered by Clippy” by Leonard Delaney. When busy business blogger and woman in STEM Christie Aackerlund is sent on an assignment by Phil Gates she learns how beneficial it can be to receive assistance from a familiar friend…Clippy. Yes, Clippy the original AI assistant paperclip. This book has so many firsts for The Girls. Hear all about “lady sockets”, “butt stuff”, and how Xbox controllers vibrate! Stay tuned until the end because The Girls also travel to a McDonald’s inspired land where Mayor McCheese is up to no good! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
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Come blow out your birthday candle with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Birthday Girl” by Penelope Douglas. When hard working hottie Jordan is alone on her birthday (because her boyfriend Cole sucks), she meets a hard working hottie stranger, Pike. Jordan and Pike have an instant connection, but Pike isn’t like the other guys he’s Cole’s…DAD! This episode is a wild one, with forbidden love, swimming pools, age gaps, and a loofah! By the end of this episode Mr. Lawson goes from being Cole’s Dad… to Jordan’s Daddy.
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Come end Gender Discrimination with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Devil You Know” by Elizabeth O’Roark! This enemies to lovers book follows hot lawyer Ben Tate and his coworker busy business lawyer Gemma Charles. These two have a lot of BANTER and the girls love it! Do they actually end gender discrimination or does it just continue in a different font? Who cares, it’s only a book! Put on your highest heels, brush both of your two perfect teeth, give in to the devil on your shoulder, and…BEG. Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
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Come stalk your soulmate with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Number” by CR Jane! When hot hockey player Lincoln Daniel accidentally texts mystery babe Monroe, sparks fly and stalking intensifies! This book will have you questioning how far is too far to go for love. Is it okay to have a tracker on or…IN your crush? Be a good girl and get your pee pad because you’re gonna ink!
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Come read your dead dad’s will with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Montana Sky” by Nora Roberts! Barbara brought this artifact all the way from her angsty teen years and her step mom’s bookcase! In this book we have three estranged sisters who have to live on their father’s ranch for a full year so they can get their inheritance. Of course there are three local cuties to keep them company, and a murderer?! This episode is mostly The Girls arguing about casting each character while Barbara tries really hard to have them follow along with the story. Can you follow along? Should they rename the show to ADHD Book Club? Which one was Shania Twain? Let’s go girls! Listen now to find out!
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Try to hang on for 8 seconds with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Flawless” by Elsie Silver! When superstar bull rider Rhett needs some image rehabbing after a big milk fiasco, his boss’s daughter Summer is assigned to keep an eye on him. This episode includes some of your favorite book tropes and some of our least favorite technical difficulties! How many times will Barbara and Emily sidetrack Vanessa’s book by talking about Gone With the Wind? How many glasses of milk could you drink before the episode ends? Giddy up, strap in, and open the chute! Got Milk?
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Brace for impact with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Ice Planet Barbarians” by Ruby Dixon. This book starts with Georgie being kidnapped in the middle of the night and waking up on the way to an unknown planet! On the way there, the spaceship crash lands onto an icy cold planet full of snow and big sexy blue aliens! Georgie is supposed to go find help for the other women stuck huddling for warmth, but instead she gets warmed up by her new soulmate Vektal! This book will have you pondering how far you’d go for love - would you wear poo covered clothing for days on end? Would you agree to get a parasitic worm? Would it help to know your new lover doesn’t speak a word of English and has a ridged tongue?! Take a journey with The Girls, you never know where you’ll land!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Help raise a baby with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nanny for The Neighbors” by Lily Gold! Cyrus, Sebastian and Jack do everything (everything!) together, but when a baby appears on the doorstep, they realize they can’t do this alone. Thankfully their hot neighbor, Beth, is a nanny! Beth doesn’t just take care of the baby, she takes care of the guys too! This book takes place in London so Emily tries out all the different accents horribly, Vanessa brought notecards like she is Maury Povich revealing who the dad is, and Barbara worries about her thing for Sebastian! Tune in to find out who the father is…and who the daddy is!
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New Episodes out every Tuesday! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, X, Amazon, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Head to an open house down under with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Sinners Promise” by Kylie Kent! This book was recommended by none other than “Shirley” our infamous one star reviewer from episode two! When busy business real estate woman Eloise is asked to show a house to mafia boss Gio, things get spicy! This episode is all over the place, sometimes it has to do with the book and sometimes it’s just three ADHD women talking! There’s daddy revenge, forehead kisses, muppet babies, airport etiquette and you even learn how to only cross one eye! Tune in and eat your chicken wings - we won’t watch!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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Come shoot your shot with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Right Move” by Liz Tomforde. This book is the sequel to our Episode One feature “Mile High”! We are back in The Windy City, but this time we are focusing on the hot new captain of the Devils basketball team Ryan Shay and his sister’s coworker Indy! It’s a real grumpy-sunshine/messy-tidy fake dating to lovers kind of book. This episode will have you questioning everything! Is playing defense in basketball just miming? Is that proper massage technique? The mascot is a murder accomplice?! And what did Drake have to do with 9/11?! Grab your hot sauce, raise your hand, and tune in!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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