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Group Freakery - Trail Mix #81 Apr 28, 2025

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In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper who clocked into her shift as a waitress and clocked out as a murderer, a tale of one camper who thought he picked the perfect hiding spot until he realized he wasn't alone, and a scary story about a camper, her chunky highlights, stinky pits, and roommate who vanished.

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131 - Uncomfy in the Planet Fitness Locker Room Apr 23, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about our mission to become the best hosts in the neighborhood... if only anxiety would stop crashing the party lol. We dive into the Unclaimed Baggage 2025 report, a fascinating and kinda unhinged roundup of the bizarre (yet nunu nana) items people leave behind in lost luggage. Zach covers the story of a man who tracked down his own stolen truck and is now changing careers to become a private detective. Plus, we discuss David Archuleta being a PG-13 hottie, and Beyoncé’s stunning music. You know you're homework, go listen with lyrics pulled up... why are you still reading this? We're gonna go have a gin martini with Sammich. Well Zachariah is. Jonathan will pout.

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➜ Mike Singletary. “The 2025 Found Report.” Unclaimed Baggage, Unclaimed Baggage, 9 Apr. 2025.

➜ Heather Walker & Darcelle Hall. “Man Charts His Own Path, Drives over 800 Miles to Find Stolen Truck after He Says BSO’s Investigation Took Too Long.” WSVN 7News Miami, 9 Apr. 2025.

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Dating Brothers and I Don't Care - Trail Mix #80 Apr 21, 2025

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a law student party foul, a nightmare date mix-up, and we wrap things up with two brothers, one camper, and a Lakers game she'll never forget.

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130 - My Hair Transplant: From Patchy to Pretty Apr 16, 2025

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I got a hair transplant… let’s talk about it.

In this episode, Jonathan spills all the details about his recent FUE hair transplant. From the procedure and recovery, to the emotional support he found in a Guy Fieri shirt with flames on it... no but we are being for real. We’re diving into what it’s really like to get your hairline redone, the healing process, and what no one tells you about scalp surgery. But that’s not all. As it turns out we have our own Real Housewives of New Jersey finale drama and it's all out on the table. Angry Canadian geese terrorizing a neighborhood, Patti LaBelle wants her Tupperware back from Elton John, and some thoughts on the bestselling thriller The Silent Patient... from an up and coming author?! It’s a wild, chaotic ride—as always.

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➜ Kate Bueckert. “Ontario Students Terrorized by ‘angry’ Nesting Canada Geese Can’t Leave Their House.” CBC News, CBC/Radio Canada, 9 Apr. 2025.

➜ Tom Skinner. “Patti Labelle Says Elton John Never Returned Her Tupperware: ‘It’s Very Important to Me – I Don’t Give It Out.’” NME, 8 Apr. 2025.

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My Chicken Cutlets Fell Out at The Strip Club - Trail Mix #79 Apr 14, 2025

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper who gets a lovely gift from her boyfriend... but hates it, a house party that lead to the county's largest drug bust, and a camper's party foul on a strip club stage.

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129 - Undercover Bar Rescue, Glitter Soda & Weird Yoga (With Mamrie Hart) Apr 09, 2025

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This week we welcome the hilarious Mamrie Hart to Camp Counselors, and we cover it all! From being snubbed as a judge at the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition to meeting her fiancé while working as a real-life summer camp counselor, Mamrie is bringing stories that are equal parts wild and freakin hilarious. We also dive into her iconic summer camp movie Camp Takota, and the time she went undercover on the show Bar Rescue. We're talking caviar slander, Zachariah’s stressful car rental ordeal, the luxury of finding floating objects in your beverage, and so much more!

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➜ Türkiye Today Newsroom. “‘Uncle Adem’ Meets up with ‘Yaren Stork’ for 14th Time.” Türkiye Today, 15 Mar. 2025.

➜ Lori Dorn. “Accommodating Chicken Hatches and Raises an Abandoned Peacock as Her Own.” Laughing Squid, 10 Feb. 2025.

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PB&S (Peanut Butter & Shart) - Trail Mix #78 Apr 07, 2025

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a doctors visit that ended cheaply, a tale of peanut butter revenge against a messy roommate, and a fart that... well... was STIINKY.

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128 - Getting Freaky on Facebook Apr 02, 2025

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This week we are diving into the wildest corners of the internet. From the Idiots of Facebook Marketplace group to niche communities like Theater Set Design, and the secretive upside-down-pineapple parents of Facebook. We unpack the bizarre true story of the infamous 1800s raining meat mystery in Bath County, Kentucky, yap about terrible tattoos, and the strangely wholesome Fish Doorbell from the Netherlands. Think that's it? No we somehow are STILL CHATTING. We spill the tea on seeing Sarah Snook in The Picture of Dorian Gray on Broadway, reminisce about Aly & AJ’s cameo in The Sims 2, and the lasting impact of Mumford & Sons. It’s a chaotic one.

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➜ Ben Cost. “Sweet Treat-Loving Man Granted Dying Wish to Be Buried in a Snickers-Inspired Coffin: ‘Nuts.’” New York Post, 21 Mar. 2025.

➜Marvin Bartlett. “Bath County Celebrates the Mysterious Meat Shower of 1876.” Fox 56 News Kentucky, 12 Mar. 2025.

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