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137 - Fried Clam Fiasco (with Grace O'Malley) Jun 04, 2025

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This week we are joined by comedian, TikTok star, and our hilarious friend Grace O’Malley! Grace spills the tea on her time at acting camp (including a twist she did not see coming). Plus we chat about the Navy boys flooding New York City for Fleet Week, the politics of clam chowder in the Delta Sky Lounge (but never at a concert), and so much more!

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➜ Mary Jane Belleza. “Rent a Grandma Provides Service and Purpose for Clients, Employees across Las Vegas, Owner Says.” KLAS, 19 Mar. 2025.

➜ Daniel Halmarson & Danton Unger. “After Winning a $5M Lottery, This Winnipeg Man Says His Ex-Girlfriend ‘Ghosted Him.’” CTVNews, 27 May 2025.

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Pee Mud - Trail Mix #86 Jun 02, 2025

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In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper falling in love with their straight friend, a girl nearly scalped in her living room, a secret club cover up, and a bonus story about a satanic doll at bible camp.

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136 - Surviving Coach in 34B (Read To Filth By A Little Brat) May 28, 2025

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I Lied My Way To Become A Child Star - Trail Mix #85 May 26, 2025

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In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper who had the hottest detour of her life, a camper who accidentally became a child prodigy thanks to The Disney Channel, a camper whose first-day-on-the-job jitters cost a $900 fine and almost a stranger's life.

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135 - Flea Market Freaks May 21, 2025

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In this episode we are yapping all about our day trip to the Brimfield Flea Market! It was a day filled with nunu nana finds, and elite people-watching. Then we dive into the deeply important story of a cat named Tofu who has a real gold tooth, GoDaddy’s undying devotion to Danica Patrick, and the eternal drama of Fleetwood Mac.

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➜ Maria Azzurra Volpe. Cat Gets $5,000 Gold Tooth-Becomes an Internet Sensation, Newsweek, 12 May 2025.

➜ Mari Yamaguchi. A Man Airlifted from Japan’s Mount Fuji Returns to the Slope Days Later and Is Rescued Again, AP News, 28 Apr. 2025.

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I Hate My Partner's Dog - Trail Mix #84 May 19, 2025

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In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about

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134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!) May 14, 2025

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This week we’re belting it out and calling some people out. We kick things off with a passionate discussion about karaoke etiquette: if you’re sitting down while singing or not clapping for others, consider this a THREAT. Counselor Jonathan covers the bizarre tale of a woodpecker terrorizing a Massachusetts town. Counselor Zachariah tells us about a raccoon who got caught on camera with illegal... stuff... you'll have to listen i cant type it out lol. We wrap things up covered in glitter and white powder because we went to Charli XCX Brat Tour yall!!

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➜ Ben Hooper. “‘Ferocious’ Woodpecker Damages 25 Vehicles in Massachusetts Town.” UPI, 25 Apr. 2025.

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Insane Water Ski Injection - Trail Mix #83 May 12, 2025

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In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice for coworkers who fight and pee everywhere, a lover's confession that hit harder than any first kiss, and a water ski wipe out that turned into an unexpected colon cleanse.

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133 - What The F*** is A Crisper Drawer? May 07, 2025

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Kaila Imada. “Japan Now Has an Official Hello Kitty Airport.” Time Out Tokyo, Time Out, 15 Apr. 2025.

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I Slept at My IHOP Waiter’s House - Trail Mix #82 May 05, 2025

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In this episode of Trail Mix, we are reading listener submitted stories of a cautionary tale that reminds us that what goes up must come out (and sometimes karma has a copay), a wellness retreat in a hot spring from hell, and two campers who woke up in their iHop waiter's apartment.

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