Bros Before Rose: Men Who Watch The Bachelor

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Episode 009 :: "That Turtleneck is Eating Nick!!!" Feb 28, 2017

Show notes

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Nine)

Well, that was weird! This oddly shortened episode of The Bachelor featured the return of Bachelorette Andi Dorfman (why?!??!), a trip to Finland (why!?!?), a giant turtleneck monster (why!?!?) and Raven sharing far too much information at very odd moments (why!?!?!). Oh yeah... AND CORINNE WENT HOME!!!! (We know why!) Matt and Jeff investigate conspiracy theories and propose answers to questions such as...

- After disappearing from the show so often, should Chris Harrison have to reintroduce himself when he shows up now?

- Why are Andi and Nick such bad actors?

- After many seasons of avoiding it, why are people on the show suddenly so comfortable talking about their sex lives?

- What will the inevitable inclusion of Corinne on Bachelor in Paradise bring to the show?

- Can Nick fly a helicopter? (No. No he cannot.)

- How does the awkwardness of Nick's turtleneck, plus the awkwardness of Nick talking through his smile, plus the awkwardness of Nick's vertical kisses equal love???

Also, we remind you to enter to win an invite to our Final Rose Viewing Party on Instagram and Facebook!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 008 :: Buying Nick's Love for $3,423.00!!! Feb 21, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Eight)

It's Home Town week and Nick heads off on four VERY different adventures! From muddin' in Arkansas (it's a thing!), to church in Dallas, to oh-so-much shopping in Miami, to some very tense family conversations in Montreal, this week's episode had all kinds of crazy going on! Plus... WE FINALLY MEET RAQUEL!!!! On the podcast, the Bros toss out some thoughts and theories including answers to questions like:

- Is Raven's brother really a cop? (Or did he just get a used uniform from Goodwill?)

- How can you tell the difference between a real church service and a staged one?

- What elements of Corinne's Home Town Visit screamed, "RUN AWAY!" (There were a few!)

- What is the surprising formula for the perfect romantic moment we learned from Nick's visit to Hoxie?

- Are Corinne's dad's olives actually "world-famous?" (Or should we say, "Raquel's olives???")

- What element of Vanessa's Home Town Visit screamed "RUN AWAY!" (There was just one.)

- Why can't Matt remember that Vanessa's name is Vanessa and not Danielle???

- Why does ABC not treat its viewers well??? (We call BS on the promotion and ending of this episode!)

PLUS... we announce the winner of our "Double Date with the Bros" contest AND we announce our next contest!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 007 :: Nick's Tear-Stained Short-Shorts Feb 14, 2017

Show notes

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Seven)

And we're off to the island of Bimini! (Where???) With the number of girls dwindling and Nick's shorts getting shorter and shorter by the minute, Matt and Jeff (with some help from their wives) will help you find answers to questions like...

- Why would someone say "Nothing could go wrong!" when we all know better?

- Where exactly is Bimini?

- How is it possible that Corinne hasn't yet had a one-on-one date? (And yet it feels like she's had ten!)

- Where does Chris Harrison go when he's gone? (HINT: It may involve one of our contestants!)

- How is Raven suddenly the smartest and most empathetic person on this show and how didn't we see that coming?

- What other things are platinum besides... never mind.

PLUS... OUR FIRST SOCIAL MEDIA CONTEST FOR A HUGE PRIZE!!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 006 :: Nick Viall: The Assassin of St. Thomas Feb 07, 2017

Show notes

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Six)

Nick is taking girls down left and right this week as we finally get to visit a location worth being excited about! The guys (Matt & Jeff) dissect this episode with insightful commentary as they provide:

- Attempts (mostly failed) at making dolphin sounds

- A translator for Nick's words (what Nick says... what Nick means!)

- A deep look into the downward spiral of Jasmine

- Mathematical formulas for understanding The Bachelor

- Three opportunities for new Go Fund Me campaigns

- Highlights of the strange editing choices in this episode

- A view on Bachelor fashion hitting an all-time low this season

- A theory for why Cocktail Parties get cancelled so often (HINT: It involves Corinne drinking all the alcohol!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 005 :: Alligators & Voodoo & Ghosts... Oh My!!! Jan 31, 2017

Show notes

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Five)

This week's episode of The Bachelor jumps RIGHT back into the Corinne v. Taylor drama and takes Nick and the girls to New Orleans and down on the bayou for some truly ridiculous moments that only The Bachelor can supply. Matt & Jeff try to make sense of it all and answer questions like...

- Doesn't Taylor have some sort of degree in psychology? Could she not put that to use in this situation?

- Why, for the love of all that is good and right in the world, would Nick send Sarah home??? (We love you, Sarah!)

- Can our listeners help us campaign to get Sarah to come on our show??? (Hint: Yes... yes YOU can!)

- Why is the "Two-On-One" the date Matt looks forward to each season?

- Why don't more sponsors trust Matt & Jeff with their advertisements?

- Have the producers run out of good ideas for group dates? (This was one of the worst!)

- Is Corinne really capable of eating ALL of the room service she ordered???

- Should Corinne ever say "Make America Corinne Again?" (No... she should not!)

- Who will win in the "Green Lantern vs. Deadpool" face-off happening in Nick's soul this season?

- In the annual abandonment of a contestant in a remote location contest, who will be left behind... and will she stay there???

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 004 :: Finding Your "Ride or Die" Jan 24, 2017

Show notes

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Four)

The bouncy house drama picks right up right where it left off last week as we jump right into a Rose Ceremony and a confrontation between Corinne and the other ladies. Matt and Jeff give their thoughts on that and attempt to answer questions like...

- How can Corinne keep a straight face when she says, "I am not privileged in any way shape or form?"

- Why is Alexis the greatest source of comic relief on this show? (Answer: Nic Cage and aliens... and ghosts)

- Is milking cows and scooping poop(y) romantic?

- Should we start a charity to support Corinne's "medical condition?"

- What was the most offensive thing Nick has done on this show? (According to Matt.)

- Who is Chris Lane?

- Why is eating sushi the opposite of working on a farm?

- How many effs does Taylor give?

And, we get to the bottom of the most important question of all...

"What, exactly, is SO Raven???"

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 003 :: "Planned Dancing," "Cheese Pasta" and Redi Wip! Jan 17, 2017

Show notes

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Three)

And we're off to the races from the first minute of this crazy episode with a Rose Ceremony featuring a Bachelor first! Matt and Jeff (with some help from their insightful wives!) attempt to answer these questions (and more!):

- Who is the girl in the yellow dress? (No... seriously. We have no idea.)

- Does Nick have a backbone? (Like... at all?)

- Is sleeping a better choice than going to a Rose Ceremony?

- What happens when you combine a trench coat, a giant pillow in the front yard and a censored can of Redi Wip? (HINT: Nothing good!)

- What is "planned dancing" and why is Corinne so bad at it?

- Is "cheese pasta" a superior name for Mac & Cheese?

- What current political landmine did we come dangerously close to discussing?

- Who would win in a Death Match between Corinne and Taylor???

- How old were these girls when the Backstreet Boys were a thing?

- Is there wisdom in confronting Nick to blame him for all of your insecurities? (HINT: Nope!)

- Why is Vanessa the most impressive woman in the house? (And possibly in Bachelor history.)

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 002 :: Corrine Is The Worst!!! Jan 10, 2017

Show notes

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Two)

With the second episode of the season down and so much drama already in play, Matt and Jeff dissect episode two of season 21 of The Bachelor and answer questions like...

- Who is the worst? (HINT: It's Corrine!!!)

- Who is the 2nd worst?

- Is Nick Kylo Ren? (The Dark Side is calling!)

- Is Nick's beard the source of his power?

- Who is Walter Hufflepuff?

- Why does Liz feel the need to constantly remind us that she "connected" with Nick prior to The Bachelor? Also, why does she seem to think that this gives her an advantage?

- What happens with like nine girls in a row break up with Nick???

Also, both guys give their top picks for this season while their wives chime in with their thoughts as well!

Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman