Bros Before Rose: Men Who Watch The Bachelor

It Might Be #Time2MoveOn! (The Blogcast)

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Episode 018 :: A Giant Chair, A Broken Fire Hydrant and Rachel's Final Four Jul 11, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Seven)

Jeff is back!!! (Woo hoo!) But Shara is gone! (RIP) The Bros (plus Stacy) soldier on through this episode of craziness and seek answers to questions like...

- Is a broken fire hydrant a main attraction in Geneva, Switzerland?

- Do the producers of The Bachelorette not know how to properly mount a GoPro after all this time?

- Does Brian really want to consume all of Rachel?

- Why can't contestants on this show ever do simple math?

- Has Dean been dumb this whole time and we just missed it?

- If Rachel has to choose between keeping Eric, Matt and Adam... does it really matter?

- How does Adam think he has a shot at this? (Seriously.)

- Why can't any of us possibly care about any of the words coming out of Adam's mouth?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

It Might Be #Time2MoveOn! (The Blogcast)

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Episode 017 :: "Rachel Lindsay: The Scandinavian Assassin" Jun 28, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episodes Five AND Six)

With Jeff out for the week, Matt finally gives Stacy and Shara their own mics and the three of them cover 4 full hours of The Bachelorette this week! (Though, like Corinne at a Rose Ceremony, Stacy napped her way through much of the recap!) With so much ridiculousness to cover, you know it's gonna be a good time as they address questions such as...

- How is Matt still here?

- Why is Lee the worst person on the face of the planet?

- Is it "Wiking" or "Viking???"

- How come, even though the 2-on-1 date is formulaic, it's always amazing?

- Does Ikea provide all the furniture for all of Sweden, or do they just get their inspiration from Swedish furniture?

- What is it that makes Kenny the most legit dad around?

- If we have a dude and two ladies hosting, is it still Bros Before Rose???

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

It Might Be #Time2MoveOn! (The Blogcast)

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Episode 016 :: How To Lose At A Spelling Bee And Look Like A Dummy Jun 20, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Four)

We're back after a week off for the sportsball contests (aka- The NBA Finals) and we have SO much to talk about! Join us as the Bros and their ladies...

- Address the Bachelor in Paradise controversy!

- Decide that Lee is the Devil!

- Wonder how blimps work!

- Decide they are fans of Dean!

- Watch dummies try to spell! (And, let's be honest... Josiah just got the easy words!)

- Watch Iggy declare his love for the "friend zone!"

- Wonder how Peter got to be so good looking! (That was mostly Jeff.)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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BONUS EPISODE! :: Bachelor In Paradise Cast Announcement! Jun 08, 2017

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Bachelor in Paradise Cast Announcement Reaction!

WHAT!?!?!? Two episodes in one week??? You betcha! ABC has announced the contestants for the new season of Bachelor in Paradise and we couldn't wait a week to talk about it! Jeff and Matt discuss...

- Who are the villains?

- Who are the heroes?

- Who is Ben Zorn?

- Will Racquel be there with Corinne?

- Is Jorge coming back?

PLUS... a HUGE SPOILER (don't worry... we warn you a lot!) about an upcoming BIP event!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 015 :: Uber Drivers Make Great Therapists! Jun 06, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Three)

Umm... when did The Bachelorette turn into The Beverly Hillbillies??? Things got weird as we saw mud wrestling, horses in stores and lots of pole dancing/stripping going on! Matt and Jeff (or "Jeff and Matt" if you ask Jeff*) share their thoughts on topics including:

- Why they continue to LOVE Rachel so much!

- Matt's theory on Blake and Lucas!

- Alex peed in the pool!?!?

- Poor Fred's heartbreaking dismissal!

- Horses + Rodeo Drive + Expensive Shops = NOT A THING!!!

- Sprinkles cupcakes vs. Nothing Bundt Cakes!

- Matt, Jeff, Stacy and Shara's first kisses! (They were just about as awkward as poor Fred's with Rachel.)

- Whether Anthony is boring or just normal!

- The fact that Jack Stone shall henceforth be known as "Jack The Ripper!"

* Guess who writes these descriptions!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 014 :: Rachel Says "DeMari-NO!" May 30, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Two)

It's week two and we've got typical week two chaos as well as some not-so-typical chaos from DeMario and his ex(?)-girlfriend, Lexie! Join us as we pick a new "Fan of the Week," read your comments, welcome Stacy back to the show and answer questions like:

- Is "Whaaabooom" there for the "right reasons?"

- How does Rachel always stay so freaking classy?

- Do dogs with broken legs usually get new casts on the regular?

- Why is Ashton Kutcher "all of us?"

- Why is Chris Harrison suddenly around ALL the time???

- If I go to therapy and you go to therapy, does that mean we're meant to be?

- Is DeMario lying?

- Is Lexie crazy? (She swears on her kittens!!!)

- Does it matter?!?!?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! We swear on our kittens, you'll love it!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 013 :: A Few Good Men... And Also Whaboom! May 23, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode One)

We're back!!!! After a lackluster season of The Bachelor (so long, Nick!), we've got Rachel in all her awesomeness and a bunch of dudes and their varying degrees of awesomeness (or not-so-awesomeness in some cases)! Join Matt and Jeff as they attempt to answer questions like:

- Is Rachel really a lawyer or does she just play one on TV?

- Why does Alex bring a vacuum and dance through several scenes of the episode with it?

- Was Adam's doll from the New Orleans haunted house of last season?

- Is Brian's attempt to swallow Rachel whole better than Nick's vertical kissing issue?

- Is it helpful or hurtful for Tesla to do product placement on this show?

- Why do some people actually think that the Backstreet Boys are better than N'Sync?

- Is Lucas ("Mr. Waboom") this season's Corrine? (He does seem to be the worst!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 012 :: The Final Rose LIVE! Mar 14, 2017

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Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Twelve)

This is it! The big season finale of The Bachelor! Did Nick find love? Did he choose Raven or Vanessa? And is that person the winner or the loser? The Bros got together with 30 or 40 of their closest friends (including several winners from our social media contests!) for a Final Rose Viewing Party and found answers to these questions (and more!):

- Has Nick been on The Bachelor before? (It wasn't clear.)

- Why does Vanessa always seem like she's just figuring out how this show works?

- Does Nick have an elvish heritage?

- What happens when everyone in Finland starts crying at the same time?

- Is that what made Santa Claus show up?

- When did The Bachelor potentially "jump the shark?"

- Do Nick and Neil Lane hang out in the free time now that they're clearly BFFs?

- Does Raven take a stiletto to Nick's face?

- Did the surprise start to Rachel's season of The Bachelorette already ruin it?

Plus, our thoughts on Nick's final choice and an announcement about whether or not we'll be back next season! (HINT: We will!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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