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Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos Nov 20, 2019

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Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy show he ever did, why Hannah got yelled at in a Starbucks, types of audience members, how he was in a band growing up, tattoo regrets, growing up in Long Island, drug trips, white guys punching walls, the last time he cried, and meeting Leonardo DiCaprio,

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Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds Nov 13, 2019

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Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life crisis, losing friends, how she became an adidas ambassador, late night eating, people's patterns, if boyfriend's make you happy, why she never posted on social media about her relationships, recovering from eating disorders, why she doesn't use filters on Instagram, and the last fight she had with her boyfriend.

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Dylan Palladino: He's 6'6" & I Flirt With Him Nov 06, 2019

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The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotics, going down on girls, how to involve toys during sex, why he's a psycho, how he knows if he's gay or not, why his ex ruined porn for him, how fame can ruin you, why he would do horrible in the army, and his celebrity crushes.

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Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation Oct 30, 2019

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Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won't have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn't emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions, being boy crazy, how we hooked up with the same guy, why we broke up with our exes, how Hannah's grandma is sexually active, having sex with Chris Distefano, working with Corinne Fisher, how anal sent her to the ER, how she is starting her own podcast, and the secret to meditation.

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Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy Oct 22, 2019

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Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Long story short, she became a YouTube star and came out of the closet. She talks about her experience at lesbian bars in NYC, how she only has a plan A, how she got scammed on craigslist, how we both have cats named Butter, why she went vegan, how she is friends with Rebecca Black, why she loves reality tv, the last time she was really depressed, awkward interactions, having OCD, being attracted to older women, and the meaning of her slingshot tattoo.

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Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks Oct 15, 2019

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Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger, how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy changed his life, procrastinating, bombing, and Zoloft.

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Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing Oct 14, 2019

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Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn't write her book, why she didn't pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram, why she doesn't do sponsored posts, how the media would have reacted differently if she was a guy, a tutorial of what to do if you get scammed, her favorite hate comments, why she has a vendetta against Seth Rogan, why she admitted to being greedy, how much truth was in Natalie's essay, who she thinks the real Natalie Beach is, why adderall was her drug of choice, her biggest physical insecurity, wanting fame, her magical relationship with pills, secret influencer parties in LA, the model who she was dating, her dad's suicide and ultimately how she plays the internet like a violin.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials Oct 09, 2019

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Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your story means, what's going on with her and Chris Distefano & Blake Griffin, how she is addicted to work, how she overcame imposter syndrome, what kind of girl she would date, how they are going to have a threesome, her face dysmorphia, eating disorders, and pooping.

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Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat Oct 02, 2019

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The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she immediately knew he was the one, how she doesn't have a relationship with her dad but still doesn't have daddy issues, why a little bit of anxiety and crazy is good, how she grew her meme page, how she never diets, how she became a certified Bravoholic, fighting with bosses, and being an entrepreneurial bitch.GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LIVE IN BOSTON, PHILLY, AND LONG ISLAND HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion Sep 25, 2019

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My best friend Paige explains why people think she's a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in, our codependency on our moms, how our moms have broken up with our boyfriends, her child modeling career she never talks about, why she started seeing a therapist, how she used to have terrible taste in men, how she is a NYC party socialite, how she met Perry and he broke up with her, her chicken cutlets, her biggest insecurities, how to always look good, and her shopping visions.GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS IN BOSTON, LONG ISLAND, & PHILI HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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