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Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes Apr 01, 2020

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Hannah objectifies Austen Kroll from Southern Charm and he reminds her about all their encounters from last summer. He explains how he feels about New York girls, why he is confused about his type, why he likes drama in relationships, his biggest physical insecurities, how long he should wear a backwards hat, his experience with adderall, dealing with depression when Southern Charm airs, an update on his beer company, the right amount of fame, and being super emotional.

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Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments Mar 25, 2020

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Hysterical comedian Jourdain Fisher goes to hell and discusses being raising in the family business of funeral homes, how he started comedy, being a virgin until 22, dealing with acne, insane reviews online, and much more.

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Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks Mar 18, 2020

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Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell about botox nightmare, why she thinks she's bad at reality tv, , why she moved to Los Angeles, small towns with heroin, being a big boned child, and much much more.

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Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies Mar 11, 2020

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Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her former track career, dealing with depression, growing up greek orthodox, anorexia, and dating after losing her dad.

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Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart Mar 04, 2020

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The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went from wanting to be an art dealer to an astrology dating app founder to becoming a professional astrologer, wtf it's like to read someone's chart, how she deals with haters, what fucked up stuff happened to her to make her get into astrology, generational trauma, her relationship with her inner child, the power of money manifestation, and going in depth into reading Hannah's chart!!!

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Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms Feb 26, 2020

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The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they have sex, the closest they got to a divorce, how their sex has gotten more wild, and much more hell.

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Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick Feb 19, 2020

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Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bisexuals, celebrity conspiracy theories, dating funny people, creepy neighbors, Lev's body image, how he takes dick pics, hooking up with a virgin, and much much more.

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Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding Feb 12, 2020

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Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he's not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah's favorite song "No Faith In Brooklyn", his process of creating a music video, that time Romeo Miller slid into Hannah's DM, his special connection with fans, his worst gig ever, his dating history, and much much more.

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Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses Feb 05, 2020

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Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn't define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her hairline, why she was a bitch to Dayna, the last time she spoke with her ex husband, why she did her show in Vegas, her multiple hookups with Carl, freezing her eggs, her weight fluctuation, and how Stassi has inspired her.

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Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders Jan 29, 2020

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He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the show. He discusses how he got the role, why he is an interesting weirdo, how much he hates auditioning, dealing with external validation, getting diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder, exposure therapy, the first time he had an anxiety attack on stage, transcendental meditation, what he's going to do after the show, advice for performing at the highest level, being a witch and a Slytherin.COME TO AN UPCOMING COMEDY SHOW IN LA, SF, TEXAS, AND NASHVILLE!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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